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Fish and Chip Van Hire for Brentford events
From the first sizzle in the fryer to the last chip, a fish and chip van turns food into part of your event in Brentford.
- Work Christmas parties
- Evening wedding food
- Company team days
Book the van in Brentford
What affects the price in Brentford
There are no hidden charges: the price is based on:
- Your choice of menu
- Parking and the way in
- The number of meals
- How long we serve
The date matters too: summer Saturdays and December Fridays are the busiest days of the year. Ask about your date early.
Details that help
A few details help us give you an accurate quote. Here’s what’s useful:
- Dietary needs, with numbers
- The address or venue name
- The spot you have in mind for the van
- Expected numbers
It is easy to get a price: tell us the date, place, numbers and serving time. We’ll send a clear quote that says what’s included.
Fish and chip van hire in Brentford, cooked to order
Hiring a fish and chip van brings the chip shop to your door. The van parks up, the fryers go on and everything is cooked to order, so nothing sits waiting in a tray. We serve haddock and chips, mushy peas and sausage and chips, and typical bookings are for big birthdays and wakes and celebrations of life.
In Brentford, the van might park on a drive, in a church car park or in a works yard. Tell us how the van gets in. Food is served straight from the hatch, so every portion is hot, and service is quick once we’re up and running.
- Area
- Brentford (TW8, W3, W4, W5)
- Region
- Greater London
- On the menu
- Cod and haddock, chips, sausages and pies
- Extras
- Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
- Price
- Ask us for a quote
- Last updated
- 24 October 2026
The menu, dish by dish
Sausage and chips
Sausage and chips covers anyone who does not want fish, and children love it.
Cod and chips
Cod has big, soft white flakes and a mild flavour, and it’s what most people in the south ask for. It’s battered and fried to order, so it is crisp when it reaches you.
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Organising for someone else?
Hosting at home? Send us a picture of the drive or the spot and the way in, and we’ll tell you honestly whether it works.
If your event is in a public place, such as a park or a street, check what permission you need first. The council or landowner will tell you what they need.
Where the van can park in Brentford
A good parking spot makes the whole thing easier. We need:
- Flat, firm ground for the van
- Space for people to queue at the hatch
- Access wide and high enough for the van
As a London location, Brentford is inside the Ultra Low Emission Zone, and parking takes planning: let us know about off-street space or permits.
If you are unsure, send a photo of the space and the way in, and we’ll say what we think.
From the hatch
- Sausage and chips
- Gravy
- Pie and chips
- Cod and chips
- Curry sauce
- Mushy peas
- Chips
- Haddock and chips
Brentford questions
Could you trade in Kew Green?
Only if the landowner, generally the council, allows it. Ask them first, and tell us what they say.
What about parking in Brentford?
It can be, so tell us about driveways, yards, car parks or a council suspension. We will plan around it.
When do you arrive?
We get there in good time to set up. We will agree arrival and serving times with you.
Do you have a kids’ option?
Children are very welcome. Let us know numbers, and we’ll plan for them.
How soon do we need to book?
The sooner the better. Peak dates go quickly, so contact us early.
Is fish and chips enough as a meal?
It can be. Fish and chips with mushy peas is a full meal, and you can add your own cake or desserts.
How much space do you need?
Less than you might think: a drive, a car park, a yard or a firm lawn, with a clear way in. Send us a photo if you’re not sure.
Is everything cooked fresh?
Yes. We cook inside the van, so it is fried on the spot, rather than made in advance.
Should I sort the food myself?
Doing the food yourself saves money, but the host ends up running around. With a fish and chip van, you get hot food without the work.
Deep-frying for lots of people at home is risky: big pans of hot oil, children and garden parties do not mix. A van is designed for exactly this.
What happens on the day
There’s very little for you to do on the day: show us the spot, tell us when to start, and enjoy your event. We handle the cooking and serving. Late September evenings in Brentford lose the light at about 7:05pm, and at Christmas it comes at about 3:55pm. After dark, a lit path to the van makes a difference.
- You tell us the date, the address, rough numbers and when you’d like to eat.
- We check availability and access and send a clear quote.
- On the day, we park on the agreed spot and set up.
- We fry to order and serve from the hatch at the agreed time.
- When service is finished, we pack up and leave the pitch tidy.
Preparing for the day
- Check the way in for low branches, cables and narrow gates
- Give us a contact for the day
- Let us know the serving time
Getting a price
We only need a few details to quote: date, address, numbers and serving time. To send them, send us your details through our quote form.
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Fish and chip van hire around Brentford
Brentford is about 2 miles south of Ealing, in Greater London. In and around Brentford, the van can serve from a drive, a yard, a car park or a firm field, close to your guests. We cover 764 places across Greater London, from the larger towns to small villages. You can also see our page for London, about 9 miles away.
School fairs and fundraisers, for a school such as St Paul's CofE Primary School, can book the van as a food stall. Coming by train? Brentford station serves Brentford directly.
For events in TW8, W3, W4 and W5, we just need to know where the van can park and roughly how many guests. From High Street, Market Place and New Road or a nearby road, we can park up and fry there. Being close to the A4 and A315, Brentford is easy for us to reach for your event. Close by, we cover events in Brentford End (1 mile south-west), Northfields (1 mile north-west), Gillette Corner (1 mile west), Isleworth (2 miles south-west) and Spring Grove (2 miles west). Larger places within reach include London (9 miles east), City of Westminster (7 miles east), Marylebone (7 miles east), Kensington (4 miles east), St Pancras (8 miles east) and Shoreditch (10 miles east).
Other landmarks nearby include Musical Museum (0.5 miles east) and Municipal Borough of Ealing (1.7 miles north). The countryside around Brentford includes Kew Gardens Lake and Long Wood.
- Local schools include Brentford School for Girls (less than half a mile south-west) and Kew College Prep (1 mile south-east)
- Nearby, you’ll find The Brook pub (less than half a mile south-west)
- Other local spots include Library for Iranian Studies (1.8 miles north-east)
Planning for dietary needs
Good planning keeps every guest safe and happy. Try these:
- Have bins and napkins near the hatch
- Tell us about vegetarian and vegan guests early
- Tell us how many children are coming
- Plan something for guests whose needs we cannot meet
A short menu keeps service quick, especially when everyone wants to eat at once.
A string of bunting by the van makes a lovely photo.
A fish and chip van or other catering?
A cold buffet is simple, but food sits out, and there is nothing warming on a chilly day. A chip van cooks to order and serves hot. A chip van frequently compares well with a plated meal, as there’s no kitchen to hire and nothing to wash up. We will send you a quote.
Why book with us
- No kitchen, no crockery, no washing up
- No surprises in your quote
- Events in Brentford and across Greater London
- We cook inside the van, whatever the weather
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch