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Fish and chip van hire in East Farleigh, Kent
Fried to order and served hot: a fish and chip van in East Farleigh and the surrounding area.
- Wakes and celebrations of life
- Staff thank-you lunches
- Village fêtes and school fairs
A chip van near East Farleigh
DIY versus a fish and chip van
A DIY buffet works for small groups. For larger numbers, or when you want hot food, a van takes the pressure off, and you get to enjoy the day.
Frying for a crowd at home is not a good idea: big pans of hot oil, children and garden parties don’t mix. Leave the frying to a van built for it.
How our fish and chip van hire works in East Farleigh
Hiring a fish and chip van brings the chip shop to your door. The van parks up, the fryers go on and everything is cooked to order, so nothing sits waiting in a tray. We serve cod and chips, haddock and chips and gravy, and we’re regularly asked to cater weddings and evening receptions and big birthdays.
In a small place like East Farleigh, the van frequently parks on a farm track, a field or a drive. Tell us about narrow lanes or long drives and we’ll plan for them, and firm, dry ground is the key. Everything we need comes with the van, and we pack up and leave the spot as we found it.
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What happens on the day
We do not cook ahead. Fish is battered and fried when people come up to the hatch, so it is as fresh as from any chip shop. Light matters for evening service: around East Farleigh, it stays light until about 9:15pm at midsummer, but by late December it is dark by about 3:50pm.
- First, tell us about your event.
- We check the date and where the van will park, then send a quote.
- Timings and the van’s spot are agreed in advance.
- On the day, we park up and fry fresh for your guests.
- Everything goes out hot from the hatch, and we pack up afterwards.
How to prepare
- Make sure the van can get in
- Tell us when you want to eat
- Choose a level, firm spot for the van
Ask for a quote
Send us the date, the address or ME15 postcode and rough numbers, plus when you’d like to eat, and we will reply with a quote. Just use our quote form.
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The menu, dish by dish
Pie and chips
For a heartier option, there is pie and chips, perfect with gravy.
Mushy peas
Mushy peas are made from dried marrowfat peas, soaked and cooked until soft. They’re the classic side with fish and chips.
For planners, venues and organisers
For repeat bookings, such as regular staff lunches or annual fairs, let us know your dates early, so we can hold the date.
If you are planning an event on someone’s behalf, such as a wedding planner, an office manager or a fête committee, we will work directly with you and the venue. It keeps things simple.
Space, access and the venue
The van has to be able to get in and park safely, and a little planning goes a long way. These are the things we check:
- Lighting nearby for evening events
- A level, firm spot the van can drive onto
- Permission from the venue or landowner for the van
If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we’ll advise before you book.
Popular choices
- Haddock and chips
- Chips
- Mushy peas
- Gravy
- Pie and chips
- Curry sauce
- Cod and chips
- Sausage and chips
Allergies and dietary needs
Tell us about dietary needs and allergies early, and we will be straight with you about what’s possible. To make it work smoothly:
- Confirm allergies by email
- Give us separate numbers for children
- Fewer choices mean faster service
- Put bins and napkins by the van
A short menu keeps service quick, especially when everyone wants to eat at once.
Tell people when the van opens, so they don’t miss out.
Fish and chip van hire around East Farleigh
East Farleigh is about 2 miles south-west of Maidstone, in Kent. From the centre of East Farleigh to the outskirts, we offer the same service: fish and chips fried to order, served hot and quoted clearly. We serve all 922 towns and villages in Kent, from the larger towns to small villages. You can also see our page for Canterbury, about 26 miles away.
Nearby historic houses include Stoneacre (4 miles east). Estates like these tend to have strict rules for vans, so check before you book. School fairs and fundraisers, for a school such as East Farleigh Primary School, can book the van as a food stall. East Farleigh is within about 7 miles of the Kent Downs National Landscape. Ask your venue about vehicle access.
We take the van to events all over the ME15 and ME16 postcode area and the streets around it. That could mean an event at a home on Station Road, Lower Road and Kilnbridge Close or the roads around them, as long as there is somewhere for the van. You will find East Farleigh on the B2010, which makes the journey straightforward. Other places close to East Farleigh we cover include Dean Street (1 mile east), Kettle Corner (1 mile west), Farleigh Green (1 mile west), Hoppers Corner (1 mile west) and Fant (1 mile north). We also serve nearby towns such as Sittingbourne (12 miles north-east), Sevenoaks (13 miles west), Royal Tunbridge Wells (12 miles south-west), Gravesend (13 miles north), Tonbridge (10 miles south-west) and Northfleet (14 miles north-west).
Other landmarks nearby include Fremlin Walk (2.2 miles north-east) and Oakwood Hospital (1.2 miles north). The countryside around East Farleigh includes Boxley Hills.
- Nearby schools include Oakwood Park Grammar School (1.4 miles north-east) and St Augustine Academy (1.4 miles north-east)
- Nearby, you will find The Bull Inn (within half a mile south)
FAQs for East Farleigh
We are gathering after a service at Church of Saint Mary: can you come?
Yes, at a home, hall or venue nearby where the van can park. Churches rarely have space for a catering van, so the food is normally elsewhere. Send us the address.
What’s the nearest station to East Farleigh?
East Farleigh has its own station: East Farleigh station.
Where can the van park?
Less than you might think: a hard surface or firm, dry grass, that the van can reach easily. Send us a photo if you’re not sure.
What if the weather’s bad?
Rain doesn’t stop the fryers: the cooking is inside the van. It is worth planning some cover for the queue.
What can guests choose from?
Fish and chips, of course, with sausages and pies for anyone who does not want fish. Mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy go on the side.
Can you go on a lawn or field?
Frequently, if the ground is firm and dry. After heavy rain, soft grass can be a problem for any vehicle, so have a hard-surface back-up.
How long will the queue be?
That depends on numbers, menu and timing. Tell us your numbers and how long you have for food, and we will plan service around it.
Which fish do you use?
Both are on our menu; we will agree the choice when we quote.
Is a fish and chip van right for your event?
If you want something everyone will enjoy, a fish and chip van is a safe and popular choice for your event in East Farleigh. If you have a budget in mind, tell us, and we will suggest a menu and timing to match. Keeping the menu short is normally the best value.
Why us?
- A clear quote before you book
- All the chip-shop extras
- No kitchen, no crockery, no washing up
- Works on wet days as well as sunny ones
Read how we price and the cost guide.
Who books fish and chip van hire in East Farleigh?
Fish and chips suits nearly every crowd, young and old alike. It also gives people something to queue and chat over.
If you’re planning any of these, we can help:
- Fêtes, fairs and school events
- Festive get-togethers
- Wakes and celebrations of life
- Milestone birthday parties
If you are gathering after a service at a church like Church of Saint Mary, a nearby hall car park or drive suits the van.
What your quote should include
- What the van needs: space, access, power
- The service time, and the cost of running over
- Exactly what’s included in the price
- How allergens are handled
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch