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Fish and Chip Van Hire for Ebbsfleet Valley events
Something for almost everyone: fish and chips, sausages and pies, plus mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy on the side. Fish and chip van hire in Ebbsfleet Valley.
- Community events and fairs
- Weddings and evening receptions
- Wakes and gatherings after a funeral
A chip van near Ebbsfleet Valley
Fish and chip van hire in Ebbsfleet Valley, cooked to order
There’s no kitchen to hire and nothing to wash up. It needs a level, firm spot to park and a clear way in, which most drives, car parks and yards can offer. Popular choices include cod and chips, haddock and chips and mushy peas, and typical bookings are for christmas parties and gatherings after a funeral.
A place like Ebbsfleet Valley often has a hall, a club or a pub car park nearby; the van can work at any of them, with permission. Your quote spells out what’s included: serving times, the menu and anything else agreed.
For event organisers in Ebbsfleet Valley
Organising a club, school or community event in Ebbsfleet Valley? A fish and chip van draws people in and almost everyone likes it. Tell us about the event and we will take it from there.
If you are organising for someone else, such as a wedding planner, an office manager or a fête committee, we’re happy to deal with you and the venue directly. It saves passing messages back and forth.
Perfect for your event in Ebbsfleet Valley
There is no kitchen needed, so it is at home in car parks, yards and fields where plated meals are hard.
We are booked for all kinds of occasions in Ebbsfleet Valley and nearby. Popular bookings include:
- Staff lunches and team days
- Summer garden parties
- Big birthdays
- Village fêtes and school fairs
For a christening or celebration after a service at a church such as Parish Church of St Peter and St Paul, the van can serve at a hall or home nearby.
What to look for in a quote
- A clear list of what’s included
- How late numbers can change
- Any minimum charge
- How many hours the van serves
Is a fish and chip van right for your event?
Cold buffets are easy but forgettable, and nothing’s hot on a cool evening. A chip van cooks to order and serves hot. Dates make a difference: peak summer weekends and Christmas party Fridays book up first. Ask about your date early.
Why book with us
- Served hot, straight from the hatch
- Nothing for you to cook or clear
- A clear quote before you book
- A van that becomes part of the event
Read our prices page and our guide to van hire costs.
Should I sort the food myself?
Collecting fish and chips for a crowd yourself is possible, but it’s hard work. By the time you’ve queued, paid and driven back, the batter has gone soft. With a van, it’s fried on the spot.
Ordering in from a local chip shop is an option. The problem is timing: big orders take a long time, and the food is cooling while it travels. A van cooks in front of your guests instead.
What a fish and chip van costs
Every booking is priced individually, based on a few main things:
- Service time
- How easy the site is to reach
- Any minimum charge
- Distance and any road charges
Many fish and chip vans set a minimum, because the van, fuel and travel cost the same for a small group. Ask us what applies to your event.
Details that help
To speed things up, tell us:
- Expected numbers
- A picture of the parking spot
- Allergies and diets you know about
- How to get in: gates, lanes and ground
The quickest way to a quote is to use our quote form. Tell us about your event in Ebbsfleet Valley, and we’ll come back with availability and a quote.
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Fish and chip van hire around Ebbsfleet Valley
Ebbsfleet Valley is about 2 miles west of Northfleet, in Kent. Bookings in Ebbsfleet Valley come in all shapes and sizes, but the plan is always the same: a level spot for the van, a time to eat and food fried to order. Ebbsfleet Valley is one of 922 places in Kent where we bring the van. You can also see our page for London, about 18 miles away.
Thinking of using Castle Hill Park? Parks normally need the owner’s permission, often the council’s, before a catering van can park or trade. PTAs at schools such as Cherry Orchard Primary Academy often look for a hot-food stall for fairs and sports days.
For events in DA10, we just need to know where the van can park and a serving time. Local streets include Cherry Orchard, Tomalin Drive and Mackerness Road; an event on any of them works well with a drive or nearby car park. Nearby, we also serve events in Betsham (1 mile south), Springhead (1 mile east), Painters Ash (2 miles south-east), Southfleet (2 miles south-east) and Hook Green (2 miles south). Further out, we also take the van to Maidstone (15 miles south-east), Dartford (3 miles west), Sevenoaks (12 miles south-west), Gravesend (3 miles east), Swanley (6 miles south-west) and Kings Hill (12 miles south).
Nearby you will also find Stone Castle (1.2 miles north-west) and Stone Museum of Geology (2.7 miles west). Open spaces near Ebbsfleet Valley include Chafford Gorges Nature Park and Sawyers Lake.
- Local schools include The Ebbsfleet Academy (0.5 miles north-east)
- Pubs nearby include The Blue Anchor pub (0.5 miles north-east)
Planning for dietary needs
With a bit of planning, dietary needs are easier to handle. A few tips:
- Tell us how many children are coming
- Have a back-up for anyone who can’t eat from the van
- Fewer choices mean faster service
- Let us know if anyone has coeliac disease
You shouldn’t have to worry about the food on the day. We arrive in good time, set up, cook and serve, and stay in touch about any changes.
Plan cover near the hatch if rain is possible.
Ebbsfleet Valley: your questions answered
Can you serve after a service at Parish Church of St Peter and St Paul?
Yes, at a home, hall or venue nearby where the van can park. Churches rarely have space for a catering van, so the food is normally elsewhere. Send us the address.
Can the van park in Castle Hill Park?
Only if the landowner, typically the council, allows it. Check with them first, and tell us what they say.
Do you have a kids’ option?
Yes, children are easy to cater for. Let us know numbers, and we will include them in the plan.
What do we need to supply?
Somewhere suitable to park, with permission. Tell us whether there’s power or water nearby and we will confirm the rest.
What does the van need?
A level, firm spot it can drive onto, close to where people will eat, with room for a queue at the hatch. Tell us about gates, lanes and soft ground.
Does the batter contain gluten?
Standard batter is made with wheat flour, so battered fish contains gluten. Let us know about coeliac guests in advance, and we’ll be straight with you about what’s possible.
Is there a non-fish option?
We serve sausages and pies as well as fish. Tell us about other diets and we’ll tell you what we can offer.
Is grass a problem?
It depends on the ground. Tell us about it when you enquire, and we’ll advise.
What happens on the day
We arrive in good time before you want to eat, park the van and get the fryers going. Guests typically gather round the hatch once service starts. By late September, sunset in Ebbsfleet Valley is around 7:00pm, and in December it is nearer 3:50pm. After dark, a lit path to the van makes a difference.
- You share your date, numbers and address.
- We check access for the van and quote.
- We arrive in good time to set up.
- Everything is fried to order as the queue moves.
- We serve hot from the hatch and pack up when we are done.
Preparing for the day
- Confirm the van is allowed on site
- Give us your final numbers and allergies
- Check the way in for low branches, cables and narrow gates
How to get a price
Every quote is worked out for your event. Start with your date, and we’ll confirm whether we are available that day.
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Space, access and the venue
The van has to be able to get in and park safely, so a few things need checking. These are the things we check:
- Lighting nearby for evening events
- Confirmation that the van can park there
- A clear way in, with no low branches, cables or narrow gates
Not sure about the spot? Send us a picture and we’ll tell you honestly before booking.
Popular choices
- Haddock and chips
- Cod and chips
- Chips
- Gravy
- Sausage and chips
- Mushy peas
- Curry sauce
- Pie and chips
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch
