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Battered fish and chips with a lemon wedge in a takeaway tray

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Fish and chip van hire in Forest Hill, Greater London

We bring a fish and chip van across Forest Hill and Greater London, cooking to order on site and serving from the hatch.

  • Festive get-togethers
  • Big birthdays
  • Weddings and evening receptions

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A chip van near Forest Hill

Prices and what affects them

There are no hidden charges: the quote reflects:

  • How many people are eating
  • Distance and any road charges
  • The length of service
  • Cod, haddock or both

When you compare quotes, check what each one includes: service time, menu, travel, any minimum and VAT. Our quotes spell it all out.

Getting an accurate quote

We can quote more accurately with a few details. Here’s what’s useful:

  • Rough numbers for adults and children
  • The spot you have in mind for the van
  • The address or venue name
  • How to get in: gates, lanes and ground

We only need a few details to quote: the date, where the van would park, roughly how many people and when you’d like to eat. You can fill in our quote form.

About our fish and chip van hire in Forest Hill

If the van can park there, we can fry there: a driveway, a car park, a yard or a firm field. Typical bookings include wakes and gatherings after a funeral and festive get-togethers, with pie and chips, curry sauce and gravy.

In Forest Hill, the van might park on a drive, in a church car park or in a works yard. Tell us how the van gets in. The fryers are in the van, so the cooking happens right there at your event, so the batter is still crisp when it’s handed over.

Battered fish and chips with a pot of curry sauce
Location
Forest Hill (SE23, SE22, SE26)
County
Greater London
From the fryer
Cod and haddock, chips, sausages and pies
Extras
Curry sauce, mushy peas and gravy
Price
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Last updated
24 October 2026

Planners, venues and businesses

For big groups, the service window matters, so we can plan service to match. Sending people up in groups helps.

Hosting at home? Send a picture of where the van would park, and we’ll tell you honestly whether it works.

The process

We work to your timings. If things run late, we simply start frying a little later, so nothing is cooked before it’s needed. Light matters for evening service: around Forest Hill, it stays light until about 9:20pm at midsummer, but by late December it’s dark by about 3:55pm.

  1. Send us your date, numbers and address.
  2. We check the route in and send a price.
  3. We arrive in good time to set up.
  4. Fish goes into the batter and straight into the fryer, to order.
  5. Service is straight from the hatch, then we pack up.

Getting ready for the day

  • Give us your final numbers and allergies
  • Pick a flat, firm place for the van to park
  • Think about a gazebo by the van in case of rain

Getting a price

Each quote is put together for your event. Start with your date, and we will confirm whether we’re available that day.

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Forest Hill: your questions answered

We’re gathering after a service at Honor Oak Christian Fellowship Centre: can you come?

Yes, at a nearby hall, home or venue with somewhere for the van. Churches rarely have space for a catering van, so the food is generally elsewhere. Send us the address.

Which station is closest to Forest Hill?

Honor Oak Park station, about 0.5 miles north-east of the centre.

When do you arrive?

It depends on numbers and the service time. We agree arrival, serving and finishing times with you before the day.

Do you clear up afterwards?

We take the van and everything with it, and leave the spot tidy. It helps to have bins near the hatch.

Is the fish gluten-free?

No, not as standard: the batter contains wheat. Tell us about any coeliac guests and we will explain the options before you book.

Do you fry it on site?

Yes. Everything is fried fresh in the van, then handed over hot from the hatch.

Do you need power or water?

Let us know about power and water at the site in your enquiry, and we will confirm what we need.

Which areas do you serve?

London and South East England: Kent, Surrey, East and West Sussex, Hampshire, Berkshire, Bucks, Oxfordshire and the Isle of Wight, including Forest Hill.

Takeaway run or book a van?

Doing the food yourself saves money, but the host ends up running around. Booking the van means hot food and no stress.

Frying for a crowd at home is not a good idea: big pans of hot oil, children and garden parties do not mix. Leave the frying to a van built for it.

A fish and chip van in Forest Hill: local details

Forest Hill is about 2 miles south-east of East Dulwich, in Greater London. We park up at homes, halls, workplaces and venues in Forest Hill. We take the van to 764 places in Greater London.

Nearby historic houses include Kingswood House (1.6 miles south-west) and Queen's House (3.2 miles north-east). If your event is at a historic house or estate, check its rules on vehicles and caterers early. If you had Peckham Rye in mind, ask the council or landowner first: vans cannot simply park up and serve in a public park.

This part of Greater London takes in SE23, SE22 and SE26, so your event can be anywhere in it. Local streets include Ewart Road, London Road and Rojack Road; an event on any of them works well with a drive or nearby car park. Neighbouring places where we serve events include Honor Oak (1 mile north), Perry Vale (1 mile south-east), Brockley (1 mile north-east), Crofton Park (1 mile north-east) and Dulwich (1 mile west). Further out, we also take the van to London (4 miles north-west), City of Westminster (6 miles north-west), Marylebone (6 miles north-west), Kensington (7 miles north-west), St Pancras (6 miles north-west) and Shoreditch (6 miles north).

A little further out are Greenwich Castle (3.1 miles north-east) and Horniman Museum and Gardens (0.5 miles south-west). Green spaces nearby include One Tree Hill and Knight's Hill.

  • Nearby schools include Allenby Tutorial Trust (within half a mile south-east) and Harris Girls' Academy East Dulwich (0.8 miles north)
  • Pubs nearby include Capitol Cinema pub (0.5 miles south)
  • Parks and local facilities nearby include Nunhead (1.5 miles north)
Map of Forest Hill © OpenStreetMap contributors

Food your guests will love

Cod and chips

Cod is the classic: mild, white and flaky, and it’s the favourite in much of the south. We batter it and fry it to order.

Pie and chips

Pie and chips gives people a filling alternative to fish.

Why fried-to-order beats a buffet

Cold buffets are easy but forgettable, and there’s nothing warming on a chilly day. Fish and chips is fried to order and served hot. A chip van often compares well with a plated meal, as there is no kitchen to hire and nothing to wash up. We’ll send you a quote.

Why Forest Hill hosts choose us

  • Served hot, straight from the hatch
  • Classic food your guests already know
  • Works on wet days as well as sunny ones
  • All the chip-shop extras

See our pricing or the cost guide.

Who books fish and chip van hire in Forest Hill?

There’s no kitchen needed, so it works on drives, car parks and showgrounds where plated meals are hard.

We’re booked for all kinds of occasions in Forest Hill and nearby. Popular bookings include:

  • Work Christmas parties
  • Company team days
  • Big birthdays
  • Wakes and gatherings after a funeral

For guests coming by train, the nearest station is Honor Oak Park station, about 0.5 miles north-east.

Comparing caterers

  • The deposit and payment dates
  • Any travel, parking or access charges
  • What the price includes, item by item
  • The deadline for final numbers

15 questions to ask before booking

Diets, allergies and planning

We need to know about dietary needs and allergies in advance, and we will tell you honestly what we can offer. To get it right:

  • Give us separate numbers for children
  • Confirm allergies by email
  • Tell us about coeliac guests specifically
  • Keep the menu short to keep the queue moving

After service, we pack up, leaving the pitch tidy.

A string of bunting by the van makes a lovely photo.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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