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Fish and Chip Van Hire in Furner's Green

Bring the chip shop to your event in Furner's Green. We park up, heat the fryers and cook to order, so nothing sits waiting in a tray.

  • Care home visits
  • Fêtes, fairs and school events
  • Birthday celebrations

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Planning an event in Furner's Green?

Fish and chip van hire for your event in Furner's Green

Hiring a fish and chip van brings the chip shop to your door. We park up, heat the fryers and cook to order, so nothing sits waiting in a tray. On the menu are pie and chips, sausage and chips and cod and chips, and we are frequently booked for milestone birthday parties and company team days.

In a rural place like Furner's Green, fish and chips in a field feels just right. Let us know about access and ground conditions. Your quote spells out what’s included: serving times, the menu and anything else agreed, with no surprises on the day.

Location
Furner's Green (TN22)
Area hub
East Sussex
On the menu
Fish and chips, sausages, pies
On the side
Mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy
Price
Contact us for a quote
Updated
24 October 2026
Fish and chips served hot in a takeaway tray

Prices and what affects them

Each booking is quoted on its own, and the price depends on a few things:

  • Whether a minimum applies
  • Service time
  • How far we travel
  • How easy the site is to reach

Most vans have a minimum charge, since getting the van there costs the same however many eat. We will tell you up front.

What to tell us

You do not need everything decided to ask for a quote, but these help:

  • How to get in: gates, lanes and ground
  • Rough numbers for adults and children
  • The date and time of the event
  • Where you’d like the van to go

Each quote is put together for your event. Start with your date, and we’ll check availability right away.

Furner's Green: venues, parking and local tips

Furner's Green is about 5 miles east of Haywards Heath, in East Sussex. We park up at homes, halls, workplaces and venues in Furner's Green and the surrounding area. Furner's Green is one of 289 towns and villages in East Sussex we cover. You can also see our page for Brighton, about 14 miles away.

For a fundraiser at a school like Danehill Church of England Primary School, the van can trade from a pitch agreed with the school. Within reach of Furner's Green are historic houses such as Priest House (5 miles north-west). Estates like these tend to have strict rules for vans, so check before you book. Furner's Green is within about 6 miles of the High Weald National Landscape. Check your venue’s rules on catering vans.

Here we cover the TN22 postcode area, so your event can be anywhere in it. Your event could be at a house on Tanyard Lane and Slider's Lane, wherever the van can park. Neighbouring places where we serve events include Danehill (1 mile north), Chelwood Common (2 miles north), Horsted Keynes (2 miles north-west), Chelwood Gate (2 miles north) and Nutley (2 miles north-east). Within a short drive, we also cover Lewes (10 miles south), Hailsham (15 miles south-east), Crowborough (7 miles east), Uckfield (5 miles south-east), Newhaven (15 miles south) and Peacehaven (15 miles south).

A little further out are Princess Royal Hospital (4.6 miles west) and Waterbury Castle (2.5 miles north-west). Open spaces near Furner's Green include Brickfield Meadow.

Map of Furner's Green © OpenStreetMap contributors

Working with your venue

Having the party at home? Send a photo of where the van would park, and we will tell you honestly whether it works.

Planners and coordinators can contact us directly, and we will keep everyone informed on the day.

Takeaway run or book a van?

Ordering in from a local chip shop is an option. The problem is timing: big orders take a long time, and the food is cooling while it travels. A van cooks in front of your guests instead.

Not sure whether to order in or book a van? Think about numbers, timing and how hot you want the food. We are happy to send a quote so you can compare.

Events we cater in Furner's Green

Fish and chips suits nearly every crowd, young and old alike. The queue at the hatch gets people talking.

A fish and chip van suits almost any gathering. People in Furner's Green book the van for events such as:

  • Gatherings after a funeral
  • Summer garden parties
  • Weddings, especially the evening
  • Staff thank-you lunches

Coming by train? The nearest station is Haywards Heath station, about 5 miles west.

What your quote should include

  • How long service runs, and what happens if you overrun
  • The deadline for final numbers
  • If the price includes VAT
  • The minimum number of meals or minimum spend

15 questions to ask before you book

What happens on the day

We work to your timings. If things run late, we simply start frying a little later, so nothing is cooked before it is needed. Late September evenings in Furner's Green lose the light at about 7:05pm, and at Christmas it comes at about 3:55pm. For anything after that, plan lights for the queue.

  1. First, tell us about your event.
  2. We check the date and where the van will park, then send a quote.
  3. We agree timings, access and the parking spot.
  4. On the day, we park up and fry fresh for your guests.
  5. Everything goes out hot from the hatch, and we pack up afterwards.

Before we arrive

  • Have a level parking spot ready
  • Check the venue or landowner is happy for the van to park
  • Let us know who to talk to on the day

Ask for a quote

Getting a quote is simple: tell us the date, place, numbers and serving time. We’ll come back with a clear quote.

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FAQs for Furner's Green

Can you serve after a service at The Parish Church of All Saints?

Yes, at a home, hall or venue nearby where the van can park. Food is usually served at the reception venue rather than the church. Send us the address.

What’s the nearest station to Furner's Green?

Haywards Heath station, about 5 miles west of the centre.

Can coeliacs eat the battered fish?

Not as standard: the batter contains wheat. Tell us about any coeliac guests and we’ll explain the options.

Can you cook in the rain?

Rain does not stop the fryers: the cooking is inside the van. It’s worth planning some cover for the queue.

Can the van park on the street?

Only where it’s legal to park, or with a council parking suspension or road closure. Ask your council early.

Can fish and chips be the only food?

Fish and chips is a meal in itself. You can add your own desserts if you like.

How does fish and chip van hire work?

We bring the van to your event, set up, heat the fryers and cook to order, serving from the hatch at the time you choose.

Where do you take the van?

We cover London and the South East, East Sussex included. See all areas.

Is a fish and chip van right for your event?

A big takeaway order arrives late and lukewarm. A van fries on the spot, so it is crisp when it is handed over. The price depends on numbers, the menu and how long we serve, along with distance and access to the site. We quote for each booking individually.

Why book with us

  • Works on wet days as well as sunny ones
  • Everything cooked to order at your event
  • No surprises in your quote
  • All the chip-shop extras

Read our pricing and the cost guide.

Before you choose a spot

A good parking spot makes the whole thing easier. We look for:

  • A level hardstanding, drive or firm lawn
  • A lit spot if service runs after dark
  • Confirmation that the van can park there

If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we will advise.

From the hatch

  • Pie and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Haddock and chips
  • Cod and chips
  • Chips
  • Sausage and chips
  • Gravy
  • Curry sauce

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Food your guests will love

Gravy

Chips and gravy is a favourite in the north and the Midlands, and it’s lovely with a pie.

Cod and chips

Cod has big, soft white flakes and a mild flavour, and it’s the favourite in much of the south. It’s battered and fried to order.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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