Kent · England
Fish and Chip Van Hire in Hawkhurst
We bring a fish and chip van to Hawkhurst and nearby, frying fresh at your venue.
- Weddings and evening receptions
- Fêtes, fairs and school events
- Staff thank-you lunches
A chip van near Hawkhurst
About our fish and chip van hire in Hawkhurst
Hiring a fish and chip van brings the chip shop to your door. The van parks up, the fryers go on and everything is cooked to order, so nothing sits waiting in a tray. On the menu are pie and chips, cod and chips and haddock and chips, and we are frequently booked for gatherings after a funeral and work Christmas parties.
A place like Hawkhurst frequently has a hall, a club or a pub car park nearby; any can work for the van, with the owner’s agreement. Timings are planned around your event, so the food is ready when you want to eat.
How the day works
A typical booking goes like this: we arrive, park up and set up, the fryers heat up, and food goes out hot when you are ready to eat. Evening events need a little planning for light: in Hawkhurst, sunset is around 8:50pm in late May and 9:15pm in late June, while in December the light goes at about 3:55pm, so winter bookings need lighting by the hatch.
- Tell us what you’re planning and when you’d like to eat.
- You hear back on the date and the price.
- We agree exactly where the van parks, and how it gets in.
- Batter, fish and chips all go into the fryer as people come up.
- The pitch is left tidy when we go.
Preparing for the day
- Have a level parking spot ready
- Leave room in front of the hatch for a queue
- Give us your final numbers and allergies
Getting a price
We only need a few details to quote: the date, where the van would park, roughly how many people and when you’d like to eat. You can fill in our quote form.
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How we price a fish and chip van
Each booking is quoted on its own, and the price depends on a few things:
- The date and time of year
- Service time
- How far we travel
- Any minimum charge
The date matters too: peak summer weekends and Christmas party Fridays book up first. It is worth asking early.
Getting an accurate quote
A few details help us give you an accurate quote. Here’s what’s useful:
- Access details such as gates and narrow lanes
- The address or venue name
- Dietary needs, with numbers
- Where you’d like the van to go
Getting a quote is simple: tell us the date, place, numbers and serving time. We will send a clear quote that says what’s included.
Planners, venues and businesses
If you’re planning an event on someone’s behalf, whether you’re a planner, a facilities manager or an organiser, we are happy to deal with you and the venue directly. It keeps things simple.
For repeat bookings, such as regular staff lunches or annual fairs, let us know your dates early, so we can hold the date.
DIY versus a fish and chip van
You could do a chip-shop run for everyone yourself, but it rarely works for a crowd. Long waits and a drive home mean food arrives lukewarm and soggy. With a van, it’s fried on the spot.
Not sure whether to order in or book a van? Think about numbers, timing and how hot you want the food. We’re happy to send a quote so you can compare.
Is a fish and chip van right for your event?
A big takeaway order arrives late and lukewarm. The van cooks right there, so the batter is still crisp. There is no one-size-fits-all price for a fish and chip van. A one-hour staff lunch is a different job from serving all afternoon at a fête. Your quote spells it all out.
Why book our van in Hawkhurst
- A quote that spells everything out
- A menu almost everyone likes
- All the chip-shop extras
- No kitchen, no crockery, no washing up
Looking after everyone
With a bit of planning, dietary needs are easier to handle. Here are a few tips:
- Have a back-up for anyone who can’t eat from the van
- Give us separate numbers for children
- Send allergies to us in writing
- Flag any coeliac guests, not just gluten-free preferences
Keep the menu short and the queue moves quickly.
A gazebo by the van keeps the queue dry.
A closer look at the menu
Cod and chips
For many people, cod and chips is the definitive version. Cooked fresh at the hatch, it is hot, crisp and generous.
Curry sauce
The chip shop’s own curry sauce is mild and a little sweet, great with chips and sausages.
Planning the van’s spot
A fish and chip van is a vehicle, so the spot matters, so a few things need checking. These are the things we check:
- A short walk from the party
- A route in without tight gates or low branches
- Light near the van and the queue for evening service
If you’re unsure, send a photo of the space and the way in, and we will say what we think before you book.
On the menu in Hawkhurst
- Curry sauce
- Haddock and chips
- Gravy
- Sausage and chips
- Pie and chips
- Mushy peas
- Cod and chips
- Chips
Planning a chip van in Hawkhurst
Hawkhurst is about 12 miles south-east of Royal Tunbridge Wells, in Kent. Anywhere in TN18, we can bring the van to you. We cover all 922 towns and villages in Kent. You can also see our page for Canterbury, about 29 miles away.
If you’re organising a summer fair for a school like Hawkhurst Church of England Primary School, a chip van is a crowd-pleaser. If you had Collingwood Nature Reserve in mind, ask the council or landowner first: vans cannot simply park up and serve in a public park. Hawkhurst is within about 4 miles of the High Weald National Landscape. Ask your venue about vehicle access.
This part of Kent takes in TN18, and we can serve your event anywhere in it. Whether your event is on High Street, Barretts Road and Norris Close or a nearby road, we can park up and fry there. If your venue is just outside Hawkhurst, we also cover Beal's Green (1 mile north), Pipsden (1 mile east), The Moor (1 mile south-west), Gill's Green (1 mile north) and Little Conghurst (1 mile south-east). We also serve nearby towns such as Maidstone (15 miles north), Royal Tunbridge Wells (12 miles north-west), Tonbridge (14 miles north-west), Paddock Wood (10 miles north-west), Tenterden (8 miles east) and Southborough (13 miles north-west).
Other landmarks nearby include Ticehurst House Hospital (4.9 miles west).
- Nearby schools include Marlborough House School (0.5 miles west)
- Local pubs include The Queen's Hotel (less than half a mile south-east)
Places near Hawkhurst
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FAQs for Hawkhurst
We are gathering after a service at Church of All Saints: can you come?
Yes, at a nearby hall, home or venue with somewhere for the van. Churches rarely have space for a catering van, so the food is generally elsewhere. Tell us where you’ll gather.
How far is Hawkhurst from London?
About 41 miles from central London.
Can you serve children?
Yes. Sausage and chips is a favourite with children. Include children in your numbers.
Is there a non-fish option?
We serve sausages and pies as well as fish. Tell us about other diets and we’ll be honest about what’s possible.
Do you have allergen information?
We provide allergen information for everything we serve. Battered fish contains fish and, in standard batter, gluten. Tell us about allergies in advance.
Where can the van park?
Level, firm ground the van can reach, near your guests, and space for a queue. Mention any narrow gates or soft ground.
How much is fish and chip van hire?
We quote for each booking, based on your numbers and timings. Give us your date, numbers and serving time for a clear quote.
Do you need power or water?
A suitable spot for the van and permission to park there. Mention any power or water available and we will take it from there.
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch