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Fish and chip van hire in Horsemere Green, West Sussex

From the smell of the fryers to the last chip in the paper, a fish and chip van makes the food a highlight of your event in Horsemere Green.

  • Big birthdays
  • Visits to care homes and day centres
  • Company team days

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Planning an event in Horsemere Green?

About our fish and chip van hire in Horsemere Green

You can keep it simple or plan it carefully: open service, or food at a fixed time. We’ll recommend what fits. Whether it’s wakes and celebrations of life and Fêtes, fairs and school events, we’ll put together a menu of sausage and chips, curry sauce and mushy peas and more.

Somewhere like Horsemere Green, a yard or firm field often works. Mention gates and soft ground when you contact us. Let us know about allergies and dietary needs in advance, and we will be straight with you about what we can do before you book.

A piece of battered fish, chips and curry sauce on a dark board
Area
Horsemere Green (BN17)
Area hub
West Sussex
Menu
Cod and haddock, chips, sausages and pies
On the side
Curry sauce, mushy peas and gravy
Price
Ask us for a quote
Page updated
24 October 2026

Can’t we just order from the chip shop?

A DIY buffet works for small groups. For larger numbers, or when you want hot food, a van takes the pressure off, and you get to enjoy the day.

Not sure whether to order in or book a van? Think about numbers, timing and how hot you want the food. We’re happy to send a quote so you can compare.

Who books fish and chip van hire in Horsemere Green?

Everyone knows what they’re getting.

In Horsemere Green and nearby, the van turns up at all sorts of events. Popular bookings include:

  • Gatherings after a funeral
  • Christmas parties
  • Birthday celebrations
  • Garden parties and summer get-togethers

If guests are travelling by rail, Ford station, about 1.3 miles north, is the nearest station.

Before booking anyone

  • A clear list of what’s included
  • Any travel, parking or access charges
  • Whether VAT is included
  • What happens if the event is cancelled or moved

How to compare vans

Diets, allergies and planning

Tell us about dietary needs and allergies early, and we’ll tell you honestly what we can offer. To make it work smoothly:

  • Mention any vegetarian or vegan guests
  • Ask about allergies on your invitation or sign-up form
  • Keep the menu short to keep the queue moving
  • Give us separate numbers for children

Keep the menu short and the queue moves quickly, especially when everyone wants to eat at once.

A gazebo by the van keeps the queue dry.

Organising for someone else?

Organising a club, school or community event in Horsemere Green? Fish and chips is a reliable crowd-pleaser. Give us the details and we’ll suggest how it could work.

Booking for a company? Tell us what your finance team needs, and we will talk you through the process. We’re happy to liaise with facilities on parking and timings.

Horsemere Green: your questions answered

What about events near the coast?

Yes, of course. Wind doesn’t affect the fryers, but plan a sheltered spot for the queue.

Is Horsemere Green too small for a chip van?

Not at all. We serve villages and hamlets as well as towns. Let us know about access and parking.

Can you cook in the rain?

The weather does not stop the van, because the cooking happens inside. Soft ground after heavy rain is the bigger issue, so have a hard-surface spot in mind.

Who clears up?

We clear the van’s area after service. Let us know about bins for guests.

Where do you take the van?

We take the van across London and the South East, including West Sussex. Find your area.

Do you have allergen information?

We provide allergen information for everything we serve. Battered fish contains fish and, in standard batter, gluten. Send us any allergies in writing.

Is the fish gluten-free?

Standard batter is made with wheat flour, so battered fish contains gluten. Tell us about coeliac guests when you enquire, and we will be straight with you about what’s possible.

Can fish and chips be the only food?

It’s a full meal on its own. Many hosts add their own desserts or cake.

The process

Service is quick: food goes from the fryer to the hatch. Afterwards we pack up. Late September evenings in Horsemere Green lose the light at about 7:05pm, and at Christmas it comes at about 4:00pm. For anything after that, plan lights for the queue.

  1. You share your date, numbers and address.
  2. We check the route in and send a price.
  3. We arrive in good time to set up.
  4. Fish goes into the batter and straight into the fryer, to order.
  5. We serve hot from the hatch and pack up when we are done.

Preparing for the day

  • Make sure the van can get in
  • Let us know the serving time
  • Send us final numbers and any allergies in good time

Ask for a quote

Every booking is quoted individually, so the price fits what you actually need. For a quote, fill in our quote form.

Tell us about your event

Planning help

What affects the price in Horsemere Green

There are no hidden charges: the price is based on:

  • The day of the week
  • The minimum booking
  • Service time
  • How many people are eating

Comparing vans? Look at what each quote includes: hours, menu, travel, minimum charge and VAT. We set ours out clearly.

What we need to know

You do not need every detail fixed to get a quote, but these help:

  • A picture of the parking spot
  • Rough numbers for adults and children
  • The date and time of the event
  • Where you’d like the van to go

Planning a fish and chip van in Horsemere Green? Tell us what you have in mind and we’ll come back with a quote. To get in touch, use our quote form.

Planning the van’s spot

Before the day, we will agree where the van parks. It needs to tick a few simple boxes:

  • A level hardstanding, drive or firm lawn
  • A short walk from the party
  • A route in without tight gates or low branches

Not sure about the spot? Send us a photo and we’ll tell you honestly.

What we serve

  • Pie and chips
  • Chips
  • Sausage and chips
  • Gravy
  • Mushy peas
  • Cod and chips
  • Curry sauce
  • Haddock and chips

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Horsemere Green: venues, parking and local tips

Horsemere Green is about 2 miles west of Littlehampton, in West Sussex. People in Horsemere Green book us for all sorts of reasons, but the plan is always the same: somewhere to park, a time to serve and fresh frying. We take the van to all 371 towns and villages across West Sussex, from the larger towns to small villages. We serve events right across the region, from Horsemere Green to Brighton (about 20 miles away).

After a service at The Parish Church of St Mary, the van can be waiting at a nearby hall or house. If you’re organising a summer fair for a school like St Mary's CofE Primary School, a chip van is a crowd-pleaser. Horsemere Green is within about 7 miles of the South Downs National Park, and some venues there have rules about vehicles on site. Ask your venue about vehicle access. The coast is within about 3 miles of Horsemere Green, and fish and chips always feels right near the sea. On windy days, we plan a sheltered side for the queue.

We serve events across BN17. From Langford Close, Horsemere Green Lane and Apple Tree Walk or anywhere nearby, we will bring the van to you. If your venue is just outside Horsemere Green, we also cover Climping (1 mile east), Atherington (1 mile south-east), Ford (1 mile north), Tortington (2 miles north) and Wick (2 miles north-east). We also serve nearby towns such as Worthing (8 miles east), Bognor Regis (5 miles west), Chichester (9 miles west), Selsey (10 miles south-west), Shoreham-by-Sea (14 miles east) and Lancing (12 miles east).

Nearby you will also find Arundel Castle (3.4 miles north-east) and Arundel and District Hospital (3.1 miles north). Green spaces nearby include WWT Arundel.

  • Local schools include The Littlehampton Academy (2.3 miles east)
  • Nearby, you’ll find The Black Horse Public House (0.7 miles south-east)
Map of Horsemere Green © OpenStreetMap contributors

Why choose a fish and chip van in Horsemere Green?

With a barbecue, somebody ends up cooking all afternoon. With a van, the host gets to enjoy the day. There is no one-size-fits-all price for a fish and chip van. A one-hour staff lunch is a different job from serving all afternoon at a fête. We set everything out in your quote.

Why book our van in Horsemere Green

  • The classic sides: peas, curry sauce and gravy
  • A van that becomes part of the event
  • No surprises in your quote
  • Rain does not stop the fryers

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  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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