Fish and chip van hire, fried fresh at your event · London and the South East
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Fish and chip van hire in Lampton, Greater London

We bring a fish and chip van across Lampton and Greater London, cooking to order on site and serving from the hatch.

  • Festive get-togethers
  • Care home visits
  • Wakes and gatherings after a funeral

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A chip van compared with other options

A cold buffet is simple, but food sits out, and there’s nothing warming on a chilly day. A chip van cooks to order and serves hot. There is no one-size-fits-all price for a fish and chip van. A one-hour staff lunch is a different job from serving all afternoon at a fête. Your quote spells it all out.

What you get with us

  • A van that becomes part of the event
  • Classic food your guests already know
  • No surprises in your quote
  • Fish and chips fried fresh on site

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How our fish and chip van hire works in Lampton

Fish and chips is generous food: big pieces of fish, crisp batter and a mountain of chips. It turns a meal into an occasion. We are frequently asked to cater Fêtes, fairs and school events and work Christmas parties, serving mushy peas, pie and chips and cod and chips.

In Lampton, the van might park on a drive, in a church car park or in a works yard. Let us know about the route in, and about any height barriers or narrow gates. Your quote spells out what’s included: the date, the service time and the menu.

Area
Lampton (TW3, TW7, TW5)
Area hub
Greater London
From the fryer
Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
On the side
Curry sauce, mushy peas and gravy
Quotes
Contact us for a quote
Updated
24 October 2026
A piece of battered fish, chips and curry sauce on a dark board

Who books fish and chip van hire in Lampton?

It suits relaxed, sociable events, where people can wander up when they’re ready.

We can help if you’re planning any of the following:

  • Company team days
  • Summer garden parties
  • Village fêtes and school fairs
  • Care home visits

For a fundraiser at a school like Alexandra Primary School, the van can trade from a pitch agreed with the school.

Questions to ask before you book

  • Travel, tolls and road charges
  • VAT, if it applies
  • What the van needs: space, access, power
  • How many hours the van serves

15 questions to ask before you book

Space, access and the venue

No two venues are the same, so we ask about the spot and the way in when you get in touch. Generally, we look for:

  • A clear area by the serving hatch
  • Light near the van and the queue for evening service
  • Somewhere close to where people will eat

As a London location, Lampton is inside the Ultra Low Emission Zone, and parking takes planning: let us know about off-street space or permits.

If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we’ll advise before you book.

From the hatch

  • Curry sauce
  • Cod and chips
  • Pie and chips
  • Sausage and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Gravy
  • Haddock and chips
  • Chips

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Common questions in Lampton

We are gathering after a service at St Luke: can you come?

Yes, at a home, hall or venue nearby where the van can park. Churches rarely have space for a catering van, so the food is usually elsewhere. Tell us where you’ll gather.

What’s the nearest station to Lampton?

Hounslow station, about 0.9 miles south of the centre.

Can you cook in the rain?

We carry on in the rain, because the fryers are inside. Very soft ground can be a problem, so plan a back-up spot on a hard surface.

Where do you take the van?

London and the South East: Kent, Surrey, East and West Sussex, Hampshire, Berkshire, Bucks, Oxfordshire and the Isle of Wight, including Lampton.

Is the food cooked at the event?

Yes. The fryers are in the van, so food is cooked there and then, not cooked earlier and kept warm.

Do you take everything away?

We clear the van’s area after service. Let us know about bins for guests.

What does it cost to hire the van?

It depends on numbers, the menu, how long we serve and travel. Send us the details for a quote.

Can the van come to Lampton?

Yes. We take the van across London and the South East, including Lampton and the rest of Greater London. To check your date, send us your details through our quote form.

Fish and chip van hire around Lampton

Lampton is about 2 miles north-west of Twickenham, in Greater London. Give us the address of your event in Lampton, and we will plan access and set-up before the day. Lampton is one of 764 towns and villages in Greater London we cover. Our nearest city page is London, about 12 miles away.

Within reach of Lampton are historic houses such as Osterley House (1.1 miles north) and Syon House (2 miles east). Estates like these tend to have strict rules for vans, so check before you book. Thinking of using Inwood Park? Parks typically need the owner’s permission, frequently the council’s, before a catering van can park or trade.

This part of Greater London takes in TW3, TW7 and TW5. Your event could be at a house on York Road, Star Road and Pears Road or the roads around them, wherever the van can park. Neighbouring places where we serve events include Hounslow (1 mile south-east), Spring Grove (1 mile north-east), Osterley (1 mile north-east), Woodlands (1 mile south-east) and Heston (1 mile north-west). We also serve nearby towns such as London (12 miles east), City of Westminster (9 miles east), Marylebone (10 miles east), Kensington (7 miles east), St Pancras (11 miles east) and Shoreditch (13 miles east).

Other landmarks nearby include Hounslow Hospital (0.8 miles south-west) and Museum of Army Music (1.4 miles south). The countryside around Lampton includes Long Wood and Garden Lake.

  • Schools near Lampton include Kingsley Academy (within half a mile south) and Royal Military School of Music (1.4 miles south)
  • Pubs nearby include Moon Under Water pub (0.7 miles south-west)
  • Parks and local facilities nearby include Municipal Borough of Heston and Isleworth (0.6 miles south-east)
Map of Lampton © OpenStreetMap contributors

Should I sort the food myself?

Ordering from a local shop? Call ahead and collect at the last minute. For a crowd, a van is typically simpler.

DIY food keeps costs down, but the host spends the event serving. Booking the van means hot food and no stress.

Step by step

We don’t cook ahead. Each portion is battered and fried as it’s ordered, so it is as fresh as from any chip shop. Planning an evening event in Lampton? Sunset is around 8:55pm in late May, 9:20pm at midsummer and 7:05pm in late September; after dark, the queue and the path to the van need good lighting.

  1. First, tell us about your event.
  2. You get an availability check and a clear quote.
  3. We agree timings, access and the parking spot.
  4. We cook to order on the day for your guests.
  5. We serve from the hatch, then leave the pitch tidy.

Before we arrive

  • Ensure the van can get in
  • Share the timings for the day
  • Leave room in front of the hatch for a queue

How to get a price

Every booking is quoted individually, so the price fits what you actually need. For a quote, send us your details through our quote form.

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A closer look at the menu

Pie and chips

For a heartier option, there is pie and chips.

Sausage and chips

Sausage and chips is the go-to for anyone who isn’t a fish fan.

Diets, allergies and planning

Dietary needs are easiest to plan with some notice. Our advice:

  • Mention any vegetarian or vegan guests
  • Put bins and napkins by the van
  • Count children separately
  • Plan something for guests whose needs we can’t meet

It helps to have bins and napkins by the van.

A gazebo by the van keeps the queue dry.

For event organisers in Lampton

Parks, greens and streets normally need permission for a catering van. Ask the council or landowner early.

Venues often have their own rules about outside caterers and vehicles: parking spots, arrival times and documents. Send us your venue’s requirements and we’ll confirm what we can provide.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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