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Battered fish and chips with a lemon wedge in a takeaway tray

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Fish and Chip Van Hire in Long Wittenham

Fried to order and served hot: a fish and chip van in Long Wittenham and across Oxfordshire.

  • Gatherings after a funeral
  • Birthday celebrations
  • Fêtes, fairs and school events

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Fish and chip van hire for Long Wittenham events

Fish and chip van hire in Long Wittenham, cooked to order

We keep the menu to the classics: fish and chips, sausages and pies, plus the sides everyone expects. Fewer choices means fresher food and shorter waits. On the menu are haddock and chips, pie and chips and sausage and chips, and typical bookings are for work Christmas parties and evening wedding food.

In a hamlet or village like Long Wittenham, a farmyard or a neighbour’s field can make a good pitch. Mention gates and soft ground when you contact us. Your quote spells out what’s included: the date, the service time and the menu, with no surprises on the day.

Golden fish and chips served with curry sauce
Where
Long Wittenham (OX14)
County
Oxfordshire
From the fryer
Cod and haddock, chips, sausages and pies
Sides
Mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy
Quotes
Contact us for a quote
Page updated
24 October 2026

The menu, dish by dish

Haddock and chips

Haddock has loyal fans: sweeter and a touch firmer than cod. Ask us about offering haddock alongside or instead of cod.

Sausage and chips

Sausage and chips covers anyone who does not want fish, and children love it.

For planners, venues and organisers

For big groups, the service window matters, so we can plan service to match. Sending people up in groups helps.

If you are organising for someone else, whether you’re a planner, a facilities manager or an organiser, we are happy to deal with you and the venue directly. It keeps things simple.

Your questions about a fish and chip van in Long Wittenham

We’re gathering after a service at Church of St Mary: can you come?

Yes, at a nearby hall, home or venue with somewhere for the van. Food is normally served at the reception venue rather than the church. Tell us where you’ll gather.

Which station is closest to Long Wittenham?

The closest is Appleford station, roughly 1.3 miles away.

Do you clear up afterwards?

We clear the van’s area after service. Tell us where bins can go for people’s paper and trays.

How long does set-up take?

We get there in good time to set up. Timings are agreed in advance.

How does fish and chip van hire work?

The van parks at your venue, we fry fresh and serve from the hatch.

Do you come to Long Wittenham?

Yes. We take the van across London and the South East, including Long Wittenham. To check your date, fill in our quote form.

Is fish and chips enough as a meal?

It is a full meal on its own. Many hosts add their own desserts or cake.

Can coeliacs eat the battered fish?

No, not as standard: the batter contains wheat. Let us know and we will tell you what we can do before you book.

Prices and what affects them

The same numbers can mean different prices, because of:

  • Cod, haddock or both
  • How long we serve
  • The date and time of year
  • Distance and any road charges

If you have a budget in mind, tell us, and we will suggest how to make it work. A short menu is often the best value.

Details that help

You do not need everything decided to ask for a quote, but these help:

  • The address or venue name
  • The date and when you’d like to eat
  • Where the van would park
  • A photo of the parking spot

It’s easy to get a price: tell us the date, place, numbers and serving time. We will come back with a clear quote.

Allergies and dietary needs

Nearly every event has some special diets. To plan for them:

  • Give us separate numbers for children
  • Arrange an alternative for anyone we cannot cater for
  • Have bins and napkins near the hatch
  • Tell us about coeliac guests specifically

On the day, you shouldn’t have to think about the food. We arrive in good time, set up, cook and serve, and keep in touch with you about timings.

Let everyone know when the food is ready, so they don’t miss out.

Should I sort the food myself?

Weighing up a takeaway order against booking a van? Consider your numbers and how fresh you want it. We are happy to send a quote so you can compare.

A DIY buffet works for small groups. For larger numbers, or when you want hot food, a van takes the pressure off, and you get to enjoy the day.

How it works

Expect a friendly, organised set-up. Arrival and serving times are agreed beforehand, park on the agreed spot, and get on with frying and serving. Late September evenings in Long Wittenham lose the light at about 7:10pm, and in December it is nearer 3:55pm. After dark, a lit path to the van makes a difference.

  1. Get in touch with the basics: when, where and roughly how many.
  2. Show us where the van would go, and we’ll confirm it works.
  3. Closer to the day, we confirm the arrival time and serving time.
  4. The van rolls up, the hatch opens and the fryers get going for your guests.
  5. Last portion served, we tidy up and head off.

Before we arrive

  • Confirm the van is allowed on site
  • Have a level parking spot ready
  • Clear the route for the van

How to get a price

We only need a few details to quote: date, address, numbers and serving time. To send them, use our quote form.

Tell us about your event

Planning help

Bringing the van to Long Wittenham

Long Wittenham is about 3 miles north-east of Didcot, in Oxfordshire. Tell us where your event in Long Wittenham will be, and we’ll plan the route and the parking spot before the day. Long Wittenham is one of 443 places in Oxfordshire we cover. Our nearest city page is Oxford, about 8 miles away.

Within reach of Long Wittenham are historic houses such as Clifton Hampden Manor (1.2 miles north) and Brightwell Manor (2.7 miles south-east). Historic venues often limit vehicles, so ask early if you are booking one. For anyone arriving by rail, the closest railway station is Appleford station, roughly 1.3 miles west of the centre.

Wherever your event is in OX14, we can fry fresh for your guests, from busy streets to quiet lanes. From High Street, Didcot Road and Wessex Way or anywhere nearby, we can park up and fry there. Other places close to Long Wittenham we cover include Clifton Hampden (1 mile north), Appleford-on-Thames (1 mile west), Culham (2 miles north-west), Didcot (3 miles south-west) and Sutton Courtenay (3 miles west). We also serve nearby towns such as Oxford (8 miles north), Abingdon-on-Thames (4 miles north-west), Thame (13 miles north-east), Wantage (10 miles west), Henley-on-Thames (15 miles south-east) and Grove (9 miles west).

Nearby you will also find Brightwell Castle (2.6 miles south-east) and Pendon Museum (under half a mile west). Green spaces nearby include Wittenham Clumps and Mowbray Fields.

  • Local pubs include The Plough Public House (less than half a mile north)
Map of Long Wittenham © OpenStreetMap contributors

Is a fish and chip van right for your event?

If you want something everyone will enjoy, a fish and chip van is a safe and popular choice for your event in Long Wittenham. Fish and chip van prices depend on the booking. A one-hour staff lunch is a different job from serving all afternoon at a fête. Your quote spells it all out.

Why book with us

  • The classic sides: peas, curry sauce and gravy
  • Bookings across Oxfordshire, including Long Wittenham
  • Quick service from the hatch
  • Works on wet days as well as sunny ones

Read our prices page or our guide to van hire costs.

Planning the van’s spot

No two venues are the same, so we’ll ask about yours when you get in touch. Generally, we look for:

  • Lighting nearby for evening events
  • A level hardstanding, drive or firm lawn
  • The site’s agreement to a catering van

If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we’ll advise before you book.

From the hatch

  • Gravy
  • Sausage and chips
  • Curry sauce
  • Mushy peas
  • Cod and chips
  • Chips
  • Pie and chips
  • Haddock and chips

View our menu

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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