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Battered fish and chips with a lemon wedge in a takeaway tray

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Fish and Chip Van Hire for Lyneham events

Planning a fish and chip van in Lyneham? We bring the van to you and fry fresh while your guests queue at the hatch.

  • Evening wedding food
  • Staff thank-you lunches
  • Community events and fairs

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A chip van near Lyneham

How our fish and chip van hire works in Lyneham

The van needs no kitchen, no hall and no crockery. It needs a level, firm spot to park and a clear way in, which suits drives, yards, car parks and firm lawns. Whether it is wakes and gatherings after a funeral and community events and fairs, we will put together a menu of curry sauce, haddock and chips and sausage and chips and more.

For a rural spot like Lyneham, the setting does a lot of the work. Let us know about access and ground conditions. We cook inside the van, right where your guests are, so the batter is still crisp when it’s handed over.

Location
Lyneham (OX7)
Area hub
Oxfordshire
On the menu
Fish and chips, sausages, pies
On the side
Mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy
Quotes
Ask us for a quote
Page updated
24 October 2026
An old-style food van with its serving hatch open and bunting along the side

Allergies and dietary needs

A little planning makes sure everyone is looked after. Try these:

  • Let us know numbers for vegetarians and vegans
  • Plan bins near the queue
  • Confirm allergies by email
  • Plan something for guests whose needs we can’t meet

Once everyone is fed, we pack up, quietly and quickly.

Bunting or festoon lights around the van make it part of the decorations.

Cannot we just order from the chip shop?

If you do order from a chip shop, ring well ahead and collect as close to eating time as you can. For a crowd, a van is usually simpler.

Frying for a crowd at home is not a good idea: hot oil and a busy party are a bad combination. Leave the frying to a van built for it.

How the day works

We don’t cook ahead. Each portion is battered and fried as it’s ordered, so it’s as fresh as from any chip shop. Planning an evening event in Lyneham? Sunset is around 9:00pm in late May, 9:30pm at midsummer and 7:10pm in late September; after dark, the queue and the path to the van need good lighting.

  1. You share your date, numbers and address.
  2. We check access for the van and quote.
  3. We arrive early to park and heat the fryers.
  4. Everything is fried to order as the queue moves.
  5. We serve hot from the hatch and pack up when we’re done.

Preparing for the day

  • Get permission for the van from the venue
  • Share the timings for the day
  • Give us your final numbers and allergies

Ask for a quote

Each quote is put together for your event. Start with your date, and we’ll check availability right away.

Tell us about your event

Planning help

Events we cater in Lyneham

People book a chip van because it is food and a bit of fun at once. The hatch becomes a meeting point, and the food is hot and plentiful.

Here are some of the occasions we serve around Lyneham:

  • Staff thank-you lunches
  • Wakes and gatherings after a funeral
  • Garden parties and summer get-togethers
  • Weddings, especially the evening

Coming by train? The closest railway station is Shipton station, roughly 1.1 miles south of the centre.

Questions to ask before you book

  • Whether there’s a minimum
  • How much space the van takes up
  • Exactly what’s included in the price
  • Whether VAT is included

Choosing a fish and chip van

A fish and chip van in Lyneham: local details

Lyneham is about 8 miles north of Carterton, in Oxfordshire. Events in Lyneham are planned around your venue and timings: a quote, a parking spot and fresh frying on the day. We serve 443 places across Oxfordshire, from the larger towns to small villages. Our bookings stretch from Lyneham to Oxford (about 18 miles away).

Anywhere in OX7, we can bring the van to you, from busy streets to quiet lanes. We also bring the van to events in Shipton-under-Wychwood (2 miles south), Ascott Earl (2 miles south-east), Ascott-under-Wychwood (2 miles south-east), Ascott d'Oyley (2 miles south-east) and Chilson (3 miles east). Within a short drive, we also cover Witney (8 miles south-east), Carterton (8 miles south), Kidlington (14 miles east), Chipping Norton (5 miles north-east), Woodstock (11 miles east) and Cogges (8 miles south-east).

Map of Lyneham © OpenStreetMap contributors

What a fish and chip van costs

These are the factors that matter most:

  • How far we travel
  • The menu and how many choices
  • Access and parking
  • Numbers

Travel, tolls and charges such as ULEZ can affect the price, so it helps to give us the postcode.

Details that help

The more we know about your event, the better we can plan. Please include:

  • Where the event is
  • Access details such as gates and narrow lanes
  • Expected numbers
  • The date and time of the event

Not sure of numbers yet? That’s fine: give us a rough idea and the date, and we will firm it up nearer the time. To start, use our quote form.

A closer look at the menu

Cod and chips

Cod is the classic: mild, white and flaky, and it is what most people in the south ask for. It’s battered and fried to order.

Gravy

In the north and the Midlands, gravy is the side of choice, and it goes perfectly with a pie.

Why choose a fish and chip van in Lyneham?

For food that suits almost everyone, fish and chips from a van is hard to beat for your event in Lyneham. Many fish and chip vans set a minimum, since getting the van there costs the same however many eat. Ask us what applies to your event.

What you get with us

  • The queue at the hatch gets people talking
  • Served hot, straight from the hatch
  • A clear quote before booking
  • No kitchen, no crockery, no washing up

Read our prices page and our guide to van hire costs.

FAQs for Lyneham

Do you come out to small places like Lyneham?

Not at all. We serve villages and hamlets as well as towns. Tell us about lanes, gates and the ground.

How far is Lyneham from London?

Roughly 70 miles from the centre of London, and well within our area.

What happens when we hire the van?

The van comes to you, fry everything to order, and serve when you are ready to eat.

Can you serve children?

Children are very welcome. Tell us how many children, and we will include them in the plan.

Do you take everything away?

The pitch is left as we found it. Bins for guests are worth planning.

What does the van need?

Level, firm ground the van can reach, close to where people will eat, with room for a queue at the hatch. Tell us about gates, lanes and soft ground.

Do you cover Lyneham?

Yes. We cover London and the South East, including Lyneham and the rest of Oxfordshire. For a quote, send us your details through our quote form.

Is the fish gluten-free?

Our battered fish contains gluten, because standard batter uses wheat flour. Let us know about coeliac guests in advance, and we’ll tell you honestly what we can offer.

Planners, venues and businesses

Booking for a company? Tell us what your finance team needs, and we’ll explain how it works. We can work with your facilities team on access and timings.

If you’re organising for someone else, such as a wedding planner, an office manager or a fête committee, we’ll work directly with you and the venue. It saves passing messages back and forth.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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