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Fish and chip van hire in Northfleet Green, Kent

Hot, crisp and cooked while you wait: a fish and chip van in Northfleet Green and across Kent.

  • Visits to care homes and day centres
  • Wakes and gatherings after a funeral
  • Birthday celebrations

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Fish and chip van hire in Northfleet Green

Fish and chip van hire in Northfleet Green, cooked to order

Fish and chip van hire means the chip shop comes to you. We park up, heat the fryers and cook to order, so nothing sits waiting in a tray. Whether it’s christmas parties and village fêtes and school fairs, we can cook cod and chips, pie and chips and gravy.

In a rural place like Northfleet Green, fish and chips in a field feels just right. Let us know about access and ground conditions. Tell us about dietary needs and allergies when you enquire, and we will tell you honestly what we can offer.

Location
Northfleet Green (DA13, DA11)
County
Kent
Menu
Cod and haddock, chips, sausages and pies
On the side
Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
Quotes
Contact us for a quote
Page updated
24 October 2026
Two pieces of battered fish with chips and a pot of sauce

What affects the price in Northfleet Green

Here’s what makes the biggest difference to the price:

  • Cod, haddock or both
  • The length of service
  • How easy the site is to reach
  • The date and time of year

Most vans have a minimum charge, since getting the van there costs the same however many eat. Ask us what applies to your event.

What to tell us

You don’t need everything decided to ask for a quote, but it helps to know:

  • A photo of the space and the way in
  • Anything awkward about the way in
  • Any dietary needs and allergies
  • The address or venue name

A detailed enquiry gets a more accurate quote: the parking spot, access, numbers and serving time. Photos of the spot and the way in help. When you’re ready, use our quote form.

Perfect for your event in Northfleet Green

Fish and chips suits nearly every crowd, from children to grandparents. It also gives people something to queue and chat over.

A fish and chip van suits almost any gathering. People in Northfleet Green book the van for events such as:

  • Care home visits
  • Garden parties and summer get-togethers
  • Milestone birthday parties
  • Weddings, especially the evening

School fairs and fundraisers, for a school such as Painters Ash Primary School, can book the van as a food stall.

What to look for in a quote

  • Travel, tolls and road charges
  • Exactly what’s included in the price
  • VAT, if it applies
  • What they can offer for dietary needs

How to compare vans

Step by step

We work to your timings. If the day runs behind, we simply start frying a little later, so nothing is cooked before it’s needed. By late September, sunset in Northfleet Green is around 7:00pm, and in December it is nearer 3:50pm. After dark, a lit path to the van makes a difference.

  1. You share your date, numbers and address.
  2. We check access for the van and quote.
  3. We arrive in good time to set up.
  4. Everything is fried to order as the queue moves.
  5. Service is straight from the hatch, then we pack up.

Preparing for the day

  • Check the way in for low branches, cables and narrow gates
  • Have a level parking spot ready
  • Arrange somewhere dry for the queue

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To get a price, use our quote form. Tell us about your event in Northfleet Green, and we will check the date and send a price.

Tell us about your event

Planning help

Northfleet Green questions

Which station is closest to Northfleet Green?

Ebbsfleet International station, about 2 miles north of the centre.

We’re gathering after a service at Church of St Nicholas: can you come?

Yes, at a home, hall or venue nearby where the van can park. Food is typically served at the reception venue rather than the church. Tell us where you’ll gather.

Does a chip van work for big events?

Frequently, yes. Tell us your numbers and how long you have for food, and we’ll plan it with you.

How quickly can you serve everyone?

It depends on numbers, the menu and how people arrive. Tell us your numbers and how long you have for food, and we’ll plan service around it.

How long are you on site?

We get there in good time to set up. Timings are agreed in advance.

Can fish and chips be the only food?

Yes. A portion of fish, chips and peas is a proper meal.

What if the weather’s bad?

The weather does not stop the van, because the cooking happens inside. Soft ground after heavy rain is the bigger issue, so have a hard-surface spot in mind.

Is the food cooked at the event?

It is. We cook inside the van, so food is cooked there and then, rather than made in advance.

Takeaway run or book a van?

DIY food keeps costs down, but the host spends the event serving. With a fish and chip van, you get hot food without the work.

Ordering in from a local chip shop is an option. Large orders are slow, and the food cools in the bags. A van cooks in front of your guests instead.

Northfleet Green: venues, parking and local tips

Northfleet Green is about 1 mile south of Northfleet, in Kent. We cover Northfleet Green as standard, so all we need is your date, a parking spot and a time to serve. We take the van to 922 places in Kent, from the larger towns to small villages. You can also see our page for London, about 19 miles away.

For guests coming by train, the closest railway station is Ebbsfleet International station, roughly 2 miles north of the centre. A green space like Castle Hill Park is tempting, but a catering van there needs the landowner’s say-so, normally the council’s.

Events anywhere in DA13 and DA11 start with a parking spot for the van and a serving time. That could mean an event at a home on Downs Road and New Barn Road, as long as there is somewhere for the van. Nearby, we also serve events in Southfleet (1 mile west), Painters Ash (1 mile north), Istead Rise (1 mile south-east), Hook Green (1 mile west) and Springhead (1 mile north). Larger places within reach include Maidstone (13 miles south-east), Dartford (5 miles west), Sevenoaks (11 miles south-west), Tonbridge (15 miles south), Swanley (7 miles west) and Kings Hill (10 miles south).

Other landmarks nearby include Gravesham Museum (2.3 miles north-east) and Bluewater (3.3 miles north-west). Open spaces near Northfleet Green include Sawyers Lake.

  • Nearby schools include Northfleet School for Girls (0.9 miles north) and Saint George's Church of England School (1.3 miles north-east)
  • Local pubs include Black Lion pub (0.7 miles west)
Map of Northfleet Green © OpenStreetMap contributors

For planners, venues and organisers

Parks, greens and streets usually need permission for a catering van. Ask the council or landowner early.

Organising a club, school or community event in Northfleet Green? Fish and chips is a reliable crowd-pleaser. Tell us about the event and we’ll take it from there.

Food your guests will love

Pie and chips

Pie and chips gives people a filling alternative to fish, perfect with gravy.

Cod and chips

Cod and chips is the meal most people picture when they think of a chip shop. Fried to order in the van, it goes out hot and crisp.

Why fried-to-order beats a buffet

Plated meals need a kitchen and a bigger team. A fish and chip van needs a level spot and permission to park, and the food is cooked to order. Travel, tolls and charges such as ULEZ can affect the price, so it helps to give us the postcode.

Why Northfleet Green hosts choose us

  • Something for guests to gather round
  • Bookings across Kent, including Northfleet Green
  • Served hot, straight from the hatch
  • Fish and chips fried fresh on site

Read our pricing or the cost guide.

Planning for dietary needs

Tell us about dietary needs and allergies early, and we will tell you honestly what we can offer. To get it right:

  • Put bins and napkins by the van
  • Give us separate numbers for children
  • Plan something for guests whose needs we can’t meet
  • Let us know if anyone has coeliac disease

After service, we pack up, quietly and quickly.

A gazebo by the van keeps the queue dry.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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