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Fish and chip van hire in Sheerness, Kent
From the first sizzle in the fryer to the last chip, a fish and chip van makes the food a highlight of your event in Sheerness.
- Wakes and gatherings after a funeral
- Festive get-togethers
- Garden get-togethers
Fresh fish and chips in Sheerness
The menu, dish by dish
Haddock and chips
Haddock is a little sweeter than cod, with a finer, firmer flake. In the north and in Scotland, haddock is the classic.
Curry sauce
Curry sauce divides opinion, so we bring it along.
Fish and chip van hire in Sheerness, cooked to order
A fish and chip van works almost anywhere the van can park: a drive, a car park, a yard, a showground or a firm lawn in and around Sheerness. On the menu are mushy peas, haddock and chips and curry sauce, and typical bookings are for company team days and village fêtes and school fairs.
A place like Sheerness frequently has a hall, a club or a pub car park nearby; the van can work at any of them, with permission. We cook inside the van, right where your guests are, so the batter is still crisp when it’s handed over.
The process
From set-up to the last portion, we look after the food, so you can enjoy your event in Sheerness. Light matters for evening service: around Sheerness, it stays light until about 9:15pm at midsummer, but by late December it’s dark by about 3:50pm.
- You share your date, numbers and address.
- We check the route in and send a price.
- We arrive early to park and heat the fryers.
- Fish goes into the batter and straight into the fryer, to order.
- We serve hot from the hatch and pack up when we are done.
How to prepare
- Plan where the queue will stand
- Make sure the van can get in
- Get permission for the van from the venue
Ask for a quote
Thinking about a fish and chip van for your event in Sheerness? Send us the details and we will come back with a quote. Just send us your details through our quote form.
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Planning the van’s spot
Plenty of places work for the van, but there are a few things to check:
- A lit spot if service runs after dark
- A level hardstanding, drive or firm lawn
- Confirmation that the van can park there
If you are unsure, send a picture of the space and the way in, and we will say what we think before booking.
From the hatch
- Cod and chips
- Chips
- Mushy peas
- Sausage and chips
- Pie and chips
- Haddock and chips
- Gravy
- Curry sauce
Sheerness questions
Can you serve after a service at Parish Church of the Holy Trinity?
Yes, at a home, hall or venue nearby where the van can park. Food is usually served at the reception venue rather than the church. Send us the address.
Is Sheerness close to London?
Roughly 37 miles from the centre of London, and well within our area.
Where can the van park?
A level, firm spot it can drive onto, close to where people will eat, and space for a queue. Mention any narrow gates or soft ground.
What do we need to supply?
Tell us what’s available at the site in your enquiry, and we will say what we need.
Can you serve children?
Children are very welcome. Let us know numbers, and we will plan for them.
When should we book?
As early as you can, especially for summer weekends and December. Ask about your date even if it’s soon.
Do you clear up afterwards?
We clear the van’s area after service. Let us know about bins for guests.
Is the fish gluten-free?
Our battered fish contains gluten, because standard batter uses wheat flour. Let us know about coeliac guests in advance, and we will tell you honestly what we can offer.
Planners, venues and businesses
For repeat bookings, such as regular staff lunches or annual fairs, let us know your dates early, so we can plan ahead.
Wedding planners and venue coordinators are welcome to contact us directly, and we’ll keep everyone informed on the day.
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How we price a fish and chip van
Every booking is priced individually, and the price depends on a few things:
- Peak dates such as summer Saturdays
- How easy the site is to reach
- Service time
- The number of meals
The cost per head typically falls as numbers rise, since the van and set-up are much the same for any size. Tell us your numbers for an accurate price.
What to tell us
We can quote more accurately with a few details. Here’s what to include:
- Your date and serving time
- A picture of the space and the way in
- How to get in: gates, lanes and ground
- Rough numbers for adults and children
It’s easy to get a price: share your date, address, rough numbers and when you’d like to eat. We’ll come back with a clear quote.
Is a fish and chip van right for your event?
A big takeaway order arrives late and lukewarm. The van cooks right there, so it is crisp when it’s handed over. Dates make a difference: summer Saturdays and December Fridays are the busiest days of the year. It is worth asking early.
Why book our van in Sheerness
- Works on wet days as well as sunny ones
- Fried fresh, not kept warm
- All the chip-shop extras
- Quick service from the hatch
Take a look at our prices page or the cost guide.
Takeaway run or book a van?
Ordering in from a local chip shop is an option. Large orders are slow, and the food cools in the bags. A van cooks in front of your guests instead.
A DIY buffet works for small groups. For bigger numbers, a van makes life easier, and you get to enjoy the day.
Who books fish and chip van hire in Sheerness?
It suits relaxed, sociable events, with people coming up to the hatch as they please.
In Sheerness and nearby, the van turns up at all sorts of events. Some of the most common are:
- Care home visits
- Weddings and evening receptions
- Big birthdays
- Christmas parties
If you’re gathering after a service at a church like Parish Church of the Holy Trinity, a nearby hall car park or drive suits the van.
Before you book anyone
- Whether travel is included
- The minimum number of meals or minimum spend
- What they can offer for dietary needs
- Payment terms and deposit
Fish and chip van hire around Sheerness
Sheerness is about 7 miles north of Sittingbourne, in Kent. We take a fish and chip van to homes, halls, workplaces and venues in Sheerness. Sheerness is one of 922 places in Kent we cover. We serve events right across the region, from Sheerness to Canterbury (about 18 miles away).
If guests are travelling by rail, Sheerness-On-Sea station is in Sheerness itself. Thinking of using Barton's Point Coastal Park? Parks normally need the owner’s permission, frequently the council’s, before a catering van can park or trade.
Anywhere in ME12, we can bring the van to you. From High Street, Granville Road and Millennium Way or anywhere nearby, we can park up and fry there. With the A249 and A250 close by, Sheerness is simple for us to get to for your event. Neighbouring places where we serve events include Blue Town (1 mile north-west), Halfway Houses (1 mile south-east), Queenborough (2 miles south), Rushenden (2 miles south-west) and Grain (2 miles north-west). We also serve nearby towns such as Sittingbourne (7 miles south), Whitstable (13 miles south-east), Faversham (10 miles south-east), Davington (10 miles south-east), Foley Park (15 miles south-west) and Preston (10 miles south-east).
Well-known places in the area include Rose Street Cottage of Curiosities (less than half a mile north).
- Nearby schools include Oasis Academy Isle of Sheppey (1.6 miles south-east)
- Local pubs include The Crown pub (less than half a mile north-east)
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch