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Fish and chip van hire in Stone Cross, Kent

We bring a fish and chip van across Stone Cross and Kent, frying fresh at your venue.

  • Weddings and evening receptions
  • Gatherings after a funeral
  • Garden get-togethers

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Fish and chip van hire for Stone Cross events

A closer look at the menu

Curry sauce

Some people will not eat chips without curry sauce, so we bring it along.

Mushy peas

No fish and chips is complete without mushy peas for many people, and they’re on the menu.

How our fish and chip van hire works in Stone Cross

The queue at the hatch is part of the fun. People chat, the smell drifts across, and the food arrives hot. Typical bookings include birthday celebrations and summer garden parties, with sausage and chips, curry sauce and gravy.

In a hamlet or village like Stone Cross, a farmyard or a neighbour’s field can make a good pitch. Mention gates and soft ground when you contact us. We serve from the hatch, so it is hot and generous, and service is quick once we are up and running.

Location
Stone Cross (TN25)
County
Kent
Menu
Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
On the side
Curry sauce, mushy peas and gravy
Price
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Page updated
24 October 2026
A piece of battered fish, chips and curry sauce on a dark board

What affects the price in Stone Cross

There are no hidden charges: the price is based on:

  • How long we serve
  • Any minimum charge
  • How far we travel
  • Cod, haddock or both

A chip van often compares well with a plated meal, because it needs no kitchen and no crockery hire. We will send you a quote.

Getting an accurate quote

Here’s what makes a quick, accurate quote possible:

  • Your date and serving time
  • A picture of the space and the way in
  • Where the van would park
  • Allergies and diets you know about

To get a price, send us your details through our quote form. Tell us about your event in Stone Cross, and we’ll check the date and send a price.

A fish and chip van in Stone Cross: local details

Stone Cross is about 4 miles south of Ashford, in Kent. For events in Stone Cross, the van can park on drives, in car parks and yards, and on firm lawns and fields. We take the van to all 922 towns and villages in Kent. Our nearest city page is Canterbury, about 15 miles away.

If guests are travelling by rail, Ham Street station, about 2.3 miles south-west, is the nearest station. The Kent Downs National Landscape is within about 7 miles of Stone Cross. Check your venue’s rules on catering vans.

We take the van to events all over the TN25 postcode area and the streets around it. Local streets include Stone Cross Road and Frith Road; an event on any of them works well with a drive or nearby car park. Other places close to Stone Cross we cover include Bromley Green (2 miles west), Ruckinge (2 miles south), Orlestone (2 miles south-west), Hamstreet (2 miles south-west) and Kenardington (4 miles south-west). Within a short drive, we also cover Ashford (4 miles north), Canterbury (15 miles north-east), Folkestone (12 miles east), Faversham (15 miles north), Hythe (8 miles east) and Preston (15 miles north).

Well-known places in the area include William Harvey Hospital (3.5 miles north) and Ashford Designer Outlet (3.1 miles north). Open spaces near Stone Cross include Orlestone Forest.

Map of Stone Cross © OpenStreetMap contributors

Can’t we just order from the chip shop?

A DIY buffet works for small groups. For larger numbers, or when you want hot food, a van takes the pressure off, and nobody has to miss the event.

Ordering from a local shop? Call ahead and collect at the last minute. For anything more than a handful of people, a van is normally the easier option.

Why choose a fish and chip van in Stone Cross?

Cold buffets are easy but forgettable, and nothing’s hot on a cool evening. Fish and chips is fried to order and served hot. The price depends on numbers, the menu and how long we serve, along with distance and access to the site. Every booking gets its own quote.

Why us?

  • No kitchen, no crockery, no washing up
  • Bookings across Kent, including Stone Cross
  • Fish and chips fried fresh on site
  • We cook inside the van, whatever the weather

Read how we price and the cost guide.

Planning for dietary needs

Allergies are taken seriously. Help us by following these steps:

  • Put allergy details in writing
  • Plan something for guests whose needs we can’t meet
  • Give us separate numbers for children
  • Keep the menu short to keep the queue moving

After service, we pack up, quietly and quickly.

Tables or benches nearby help people eat comfortably.

For event organisers in Stone Cross

Venues often have their own rules about outside caterers and vehicles: parking spots, arrival times and documents. Tell us what your venue needs and we will confirm what we can provide.

Wedding planners and venue coordinators are welcome to contact us directly, and we will keep you updated on arrival and serving times.

Before you choose a spot

The van has to be able to get in and park safely, so a few things need checking. Here’s what we look for:

  • A clear way in, with no low branches, cables or narrow gates
  • Flat, firm ground for the van
  • Light near the van and the queue for evening service

If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we’ll advise.

From the hatch

  • Cod and chips
  • Haddock and chips
  • Chips
  • Curry sauce
  • Mushy peas
  • Sausage and chips
  • Pie and chips
  • Gravy

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How it works

The van needs a level, firm spot it can drive onto, near your guests, which we agree with you beforehand. Late September evenings in Stone Cross lose the light at about 7:00pm, and in December it’s nearer 3:50pm. For anything after that, plan lights for the queue.

  1. It starts with your date, venue, numbers and serving time.
  2. You get a check on the date and the spot, and a quote.
  3. On the day, we park on the agreed spot and set up.
  4. Everything is fried fresh and handed over from the hatch.
  5. When service is finished, we pack up and leave the pitch tidy.

Getting ready for the day

  • Tell us when you want to eat
  • Name one person we can call on the day
  • Think about a gazebo by the van in case of rain

Getting a price

Each quote is put together for your event. Start with your date, and we will check availability right away.

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Planning help

Your questions about a fish and chip van in Stone Cross

Is Stone Cross too small for a chip van?

No, we come to small places too. Let us know about access and parking.

Is Stone Cross close to London?

About 51 miles from central London, and well within our area.

Can fish and chips be the only food?

It can be. A portion of fish, chips and peas is a proper meal.

Do you come to Stone Cross?

Yes, we do. We serve events in Stone Cross and across Kent. Tell us your date and we will check availability.

How fast is service?

It depends on numbers, the menu and how people arrive. Give us your numbers and service window, and we will plan to keep the queue moving.

How much does a fish and chip van cost in Stone Cross?

We quote for each booking, so the price fits what you need. Tell us your date and rough numbers and we will reply with a price.

Which fish do you use?

Let us know which you’d prefer and we will confirm the menu.

What’s on the menu?

Proper fish and chips, with sausages and pies for anyone who does not want fish. The sides are mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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