Fish and chip van hire, fried fresh at your event · London and the South East
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Fish and chip van hire in Wembley, Greater London

A menu everybody knows: fish and chips, sausages and pies, plus mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy on the side. Fish and chip van hire in Wembley.

  • Village fêtes and school fairs
  • Garden get-togethers
  • Evening wedding food

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Fresh fish and chips in Wembley

Common questions in Wembley

We are gathering after a service at St Augustine: can you come?

Yes, at a nearby hall, home or venue with somewhere for the van. Food is normally served at the reception venue rather than the church. Tell us where you’ll gather.

What about parking in Wembley?

It can be, so tell us about driveways, yards, car parks or a council suspension. We will work around it.

What’s on the menu?

The classics: cod or haddock and chips, sausages and pies, plus mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy. Our menu has the details.

Is grass a problem?

It depends on the ground. Let us know what the ground is like, and we’ll advise.

Where do you take the van?

We cover London and the South East, including Greater London. See all areas.

Is there a non-fish option?

Sausage and chips and pie and chips are on the menu. Tell us about other diets and we will tell you what we can offer.

Do you take everything away?

We clear the van’s area after service. Let us know about bins for guests.

How long will the queue be?

A short menu and staggered groups keep things moving. We will talk it through when we quote.

Fish and chip van hire in Wembley, fried fresh

You can keep it simple or plan it carefully: open service, or food at a fixed time. We’ll suggest what suits your event. We are often asked to cater big birthdays and village fêtes and school fairs, serving curry sauce, mushy peas and haddock and chips.

In Wembley, the van might park on a drive, in a church car park or in a works yard. Tell us how the van gets in, and about any height barriers or narrow gates. We plan the timings around your day, so the food is ready when you want to eat.

Fish and chips in a checked paper-lined basket
Where
Wembley (HA9, HA0, HA1, NW9)
Area hub
Greater London
On the menu
Fish and chips, sausages, pies
Sides
Curry sauce, mushy peas and gravy
Quote
Contact us for a quote
Page updated
24 October 2026

Why choose a fish and chip van in Wembley?

Cold buffets are easy but forgettable, and nothing’s hot on a cool evening. Fish and chips is fried to order and served hot. Most vans have a minimum charge, because the van, fuel and travel cost the same for a small group. We will tell you up front.

Why us?

  • Everything cooked to order at your event
  • Mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy on the side
  • Bookings across Greater London, including Wembley
  • No kitchen needed

Take a look at how we price or the cost guide.

Working with your venue

If you’re organising for someone else, whether you’re a planner, a facilities manager or an organiser, we’re happy to deal with you and the venue directly. It saves passing messages back and forth.

Planning an event for a club, school or charity in Wembley? Fish and chips is a reliable crowd-pleaser. Give us the details and we’ll suggest how it could work.

The menu, dish by dish

Mushy peas

Proper mushy peas start with dried marrowfat peas. They’re the side most people expect.

Curry sauce

The chip shop’s own curry sauce is mild and a little sweet, perfect with chips or a sausage.

Bringing the van to Wembley

Wembley is about 5 miles west of Hampstead, in Greater London. We cover Wembley as standard, so your event just needs a date, a spot for the van and a serving time. We serve 764 places across Greater London. Our nearest city page is London, about 10 miles away.

PTAs at schools such as Wembley Primary School often look for a hot-food stall for fairs and sports days. Nearby historic houses include Northolt Manor (3.4 miles west) and Headstone Manor (3.5 miles north-west). If your event is at a historic house or estate, check its rules on vehicles and caterers early.

We serve events across HA9, HA0, HA1 and NW9. Whether your event is on Market Way, London Road and Queenscourt or a nearby road, we can park up and fry there. Wembley is on the A404 and A4088, which makes the journey straightforward. For events just outside Wembley, we cover Wembley Park (1 mile east), Preston (1 mile north), Mapesbury (1 mile south-east), Tokyngton (1 mile south-east) and Stonebridge Park (1 mile south-east). We also serve nearby towns such as London (10 miles south-east), City of Westminster (7 miles south-east), Marylebone (7 miles south-east), Kensington (6 miles south-east), St Pancras (8 miles east) and Shoreditch (10 miles east).

Nearby you’ll also find London Designer Outlet (0.5 miles south-east) and Middlesex (1.8 miles south-east). Open spaces near Wembley include Masons Field and Castlebar Hill.

  • Schools near Wembley include Preston Manor School (within half a mile north-east)
  • Pubs nearby include Hilton London Wembley pub (0.5 miles south-east)
Map of Wembley © OpenStreetMap contributors

Diets, allergies and planning

A little planning helps everyone eat safely. A few tips:

  • Let us know numbers for vegetarians and vegans
  • Tell us how many children are coming
  • Let us know if anyone has coeliac disease
  • Keep the menu short to keep the queue moving

The fryers take a little while to heat, so we get there in good time. If timings shift, we adapt.

Let everyone know when the food is ready, so they do not miss out.

What happens on the day

Because we cook inside the van, rain doesn’t stop us. It’s worth thinking about cover for the queue, though. In Wembley, the sun sets at about 9:20pm in late June and about 7:05pm in late September, so summer evening service is normally in daylight. In December it is dark by about 3:55pm, so winter events need lighting by the van.

  1. You share your date, numbers and address.
  2. We check the route in and send a price.
  3. We arrive in good time to set up.
  4. Fish goes into the batter and straight into the fryer, to order.
  5. Service is straight from the hatch, then we pack up.

Getting ready for the day

  • Confirm the van is allowed on site
  • Pick a flat, firm place for the van to park
  • Confirm numbers and dietary needs before the day

Ask for a quote

Tell us your date, venue or postcode and roughly how many people, plus when you’d like to eat, and we will reply with a quote. To get started, fill in our quote form.

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Planning help

Takeaway run or book a van?

Frying for a crowd at home isn’t a good idea: hot oil and a busy party are a bad combination. Leave the frying to a van built for it.

DIY food keeps costs down, but the host spends the event serving. With a fish and chip van, you get hot food without the work.

Events we cater in Wembley

A van is food and an occasion in one. The hatch becomes a meeting point, and the food is hot and plentiful.

We can help if you’re planning any of the following:

  • Garden parties and summer get-togethers
  • Festive get-togethers
  • Weddings and evening receptions
  • Care home visits

Thinking of using Preston Park? Parks normally need the owner’s permission, frequently the council’s, before a catering van can park or trade.

Before booking anyone

  • What happens if the event is cancelled or moved
  • Whether VAT is included
  • Any travel, parking or access charges
  • How allergens are handled

Choosing a fish and chip van

Space, access and the venue

A fish and chip van is a vehicle, so the spot matters, and a little planning goes a long way. Here’s what we look for:

  • Access wide and high enough for the van
  • Space for people to queue at the hatch
  • A lit spot if service runs after dark

Wembley is in London, within the Ultra Low Emission Zone, and parking can be tight: tell us about driveways, yards, car parks or a council parking suspension.

If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we’ll advise before booking.

What we serve

  • Haddock and chips
  • Cod and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Curry sauce
  • Sausage and chips
  • Chips
  • Pie and chips
  • Gravy

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  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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