Medway · England
Funeral and Wake Catering in Borstal
Something for almost everyone: fish and chips, sausages and pies, with mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy. Funeral and wake catering in Borstal.
- Celebrations of life
- Family gatherings after a burial or cremation
- Gatherings at home after a funeral
Fresh fish and chips in Borstal
Wake catering near Borstal
Borstal is about 1 mile south-west of Rochester, in Medway. Bookings in Borstal come in all shapes and sizes, but the plan is always the same: a level spot for the van, a time to eat and food fried to order. We take the van to all 68 towns and villages in Medway. Our nearest city page is London, about 26 miles away.
Relatives driving in can use the M2 to reach Borstal. If there isn’t room at home, a hall or club near Borstal may suit.
This part of Medway takes in ME1 and ME2. Streets in the area include Hill Road, Manor Lane and Mount Road, and the van can serve a wake on any of them with a suitable parking spot. Being close to the M2, Borstal is simple for us to get to for your wake. Other places close to Borstal we cover include Rochester (1 mile north-east), Strood (1 mile north), Cuxton (1 mile west), North Halling (2 miles west) and Wouldham (2 miles south-west). Within a short drive, we also cover Gillingham (4 miles east), Rainham (5 miles east), Park Wood (5 miles east), Lordswood (4 miles south-east), Twydall (4 miles east) and Hoo St Werburgh (5 miles north-east).
Other landmarks nearby include St. Catherine's Hospital (1.1 miles north-east) and Six Poor Travellers House (1.3 miles north-east). Green spaces nearby include Blue Bell Hill and Ranscombe Farm.
- Local schools include Sir Joseph Williamson's Mathematical School (0.6 miles south-east) and St John Fisher RC Comprehensive School (1.4 miles east)
- Other local spots include City of Rochester-upon-Medway (1.4 miles north) and Former Ordnance Store At Chatham Gun Wharf (1.8 miles north-east)
Funeral and wake catering in Borstal, fried fresh
Sometimes fish and chips was the favourite meal of the person being remembered. Whether it is family meals after the service and scattering of ashes gatherings, we will put together a menu of haddock and chips, pie and chips and sausage and chips for your guests.
In Borstal, the hall is often where people gather. The menu is short on purpose: fewer choices means fresher food and shorter queues.
What affects the price in Borstal
There is nothing hidden: the price is based on:
- The minimum booking
- Parking and the way in
- The number of meals
- The day of the week
Comparing vans? Look at what each quote includes: service time, menu, travel, any minimum and VAT. We set ours out clearly.
Getting an accurate quote
A few details help us give you an accurate quote. Here’s what to include:
- Your date and serving time
- Dietary needs, with numbers
- A picture of where the van would go
- Expected numbers
Planning fish and chips for the wake in Borstal? Send us the details and we’ll reply with a clear price. To contact us, use our quote form.
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Step by step
Here’s how the day typically runs: we arrive, park up and set up, the oil comes up to temperature, and we serve hot from the hatch when you’re ready to eat. Late-December sunset in Borstal is about 3:50pm, so an afternoon wake in winter needs lighting near the van. In summer, there is daylight until about 9:20pm.
- We start with a few details about your wake.
- You get an availability check and a clear quote.
- We agree timings, access and the parking spot.
- We cook to order on the day for family and friends.
- Everything goes out hot from the hatch, and we pack up afterwards.
Preparing for the day
- Confirm the van is allowed on site
- Give us a contact for the day
- Think about a gazebo by the van in case of rain
Get a quote
Every booking is quoted individually, so the price fits what you actually need. For a quote, send us your details through our quote form.
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A chip van compared with other options
For warm food after a funeral, fish and chips from a van works well in Borstal. The cost per head generally falls as numbers rise, because the van, travel and set-up cost much the same either way. Give us your numbers and we’ll quote.
Why book our van in Borstal
- Fried fresh, not kept warm
- A quote that spells everything out
- Bookings across Medway, including Borstal
- Hot food handed straight over
Take a look at our pricing or the cost guide.
A closer look at the menu
Haddock and chips
Haddock has loyal fans: sweeter and a touch firmer than cod. Tell us if you’d like to offer it.
Gravy
Gravy brings a bit of warmth to the meal, especially in winter.
Can’t we just order from the chip shop?
Collecting fish and chips for a crowd yourself is possible, but it is hard work. Long waits and a drive home mean food arrives lukewarm and soggy. A van fries it right there, so it is crisp.
Some hosts try a takeaway order. Large orders are slow, and the food cools in the bags. A van cooks in front of your guests instead.
Allergies and dietary needs
With a little notice, diets are easier to plan for. Our advice:
- Ask the venue about the van
- Let someone else talk to us on the day
- Make sure older relatives can sit
- Check the hall has an urn
Remember the journey from the service when choosing a serving time.
A tea table run by a friend is a comfort.
Common questions in Borstal
Which station is closest to Borstal?
Cuxton station, about 1 mile west of the centre.
Can the van park in Baty's Marsh?
Only with permission from the park’s owner, usually the council. Ask them first, and tell us what they say.
What if the service runs late?
We allow for it. We will work to your contact on the day.
How much is fish and chip van hire?
The price depends on numbers, menu, service time and travel. Send us the details for a quote.
What about guests who don’t eat fish?
We serve sausages and pies as well as fish. Let us know about any other dietary needs and we’ll tell you what we can offer.
Is short notice a problem?
We understand the timescales, so send us the date and we’ll answer right away.
Can someone else arrange it?
Yes. We are happy to deal with the funeral director or a family friend.
Do we need to provide anything?
A suitable spot for the van and permission to park there. Tell us whether there is power or water nearby and we will confirm the rest.
Where the van can park in Borstal
Every site is different, so we ask about the spot and the way in before we confirm. Generally, we look for:
- Lighting nearby for evening events
- Confirmation that the van can park there
- A short walk from the party
If you’re unsure, send a picture of the space and the way in, and we’ll say what we think.
From the hatch
- Gravy
- Sausage and chips
- Cod and chips
- Haddock and chips
- Mushy peas
- Pie and chips
Working with your venue
Venues frequently have their own rules about outside caterers and vehicles: parking spots, arrival times and documents. Tell us what your venue needs and we’ll confirm what we can provide.
For larger numbers, tell us how long you have for food, so we can plan how to keep the queue short. Sending people up in groups helps.
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch