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Funeral and Wake Catering for Broad Green events

Looking for fish and chips for the wake in Broad Green? We bring the van to you and fry fresh while your guests queue at the hatch.

  • Family gatherings after a burial or cremation
  • Remembering a loved one’s favourite food
  • Wakes at church halls and clubs

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Funeral and wake catering for Broad Green events

Funeral and wake catering for your wake in Broad Green

Funerals are frequently arranged at short notice, so ask as soon as you have the date. For family gatherings after a burial or cremation and village hall wakes, we can cook pie and chips, haddock and chips and gravy.

For a wake in Broad Green, a hall or club with a car park is often simplest. You’ll know what’s included before booking: the date, the service time and the menu.

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Location
Broad Green (CR0, CR7, CR90)
Region
Greater London
On the menu
Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
On the side
Curry sauce, mushy peas and gravy
Quote
Contact us for a quote
Last updated
24 October 2026

Working with your venue

Booking for a company? Tell us what your finance team needs, and we will talk you through the process. We can work with your facilities team on access and timings.

For larger numbers, tell us how long you have for food, so we can plan how to keep the queue short. Sending people up in groups helps.

Diets, allergies and planning

Good planning keeps every guest safe and happy. Here’s how:

  • Build in time for delays
  • Check the hall or venue allows a catering van
  • Make sure older relatives can sit
  • Funeral directors can help with numbers

We park quietly before guests return from the service.

A favourite cake can be a lovely touch.

Space, access and the venue

We’ll agree the van’s spot with you before the day. A good spot ticks these boxes:

  • Permission from the venue or landowner for the van
  • Room in front of the hatch for a queue
  • A spot near your guests

Broad Green is in London, within the Ultra Low Emission Zone, and parking can be tight: let us know about off-street space or permits.

If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we’ll advise before booking.

What we serve

  • Sausage and chips
  • Cod and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Gravy
  • Pie and chips
  • Haddock and chips

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Your questions about fish and chips for the wake in Broad Green

Could you trade in Waddon Ponds?

Only if the landowner, usually the council, allows it. Ask them first, and tell us what they say.

Is parking a problem for the van in Broad Green?

It can be, so tell us about driveways, yards, car parks or a council suspension. We’ll work around it.

Can you cater for allergies?

We provide allergen information for everything we serve. Fish and gluten are the main ones in battered fish. Send us any allergies in writing.

What food do you serve?

The classics: cod, haddock, chips, sausages and pies, with mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy. Our menu has the details.

Is everything cooked fresh?

Yes. We fry to order in the van at your venue, and serve straight from the hatch.

Can someone else arrange it?

Yes, that is common.

How quickly can you serve everyone?

It depends on numbers, the menu and how people arrive. Give us your numbers and service window, and we will plan to keep the queue moving.

What does it cost to hire the van?

It depends on numbers, the menu, how long we serve and travel. Send us the details for a quote.

Prices and what affects them

There’s nothing hidden: the quote reflects:

  • The menu and how many choices
  • The number of meals
  • The length of service
  • Travel, tolls and road charges

Many fish and chip vans set a minimum, since getting the van there costs the same however many eat. Ask us what applies to your wake.

What to tell us

Good planning starts with a few facts. Please include:

  • A picture of the parking spot
  • Anything awkward about the way in
  • Where the van would park
  • Allergies and diets you know about

Most quotes start with a few simple details: the date, where the van would park, roughly how many people and when you’d like to eat. You can use our quote form.

How the day works

On the day, we park up on the agreed spot, set up and heat the fryers. Once we are hot, we cook to order, so we time it to your schedule. Sunset in Broad Green is about 7:05pm in late September and about 3:55pm in December; plan a lit path from the door to the van.

  1. The family or funeral director sends us the date, place and numbers.
  2. We check the spot for the van and send a quote.
  3. We plan a flexible serving time around the service.
  4. On the day we set up quietly and serve when guests are ready.
  5. Afterwards we pack up quietly and leave the spot tidy.

How to prepare

  • Plan a bit of cover near the hatch if rain is likely
  • Let us know the serving time
  • Keep space clear for guests at the hatch

Getting a price

A detailed enquiry gets a more accurate quote: where the van would park, how to get in, numbers and timings. Photos of the spot and the way in help. When you are ready, fill in our quote form.

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Wakes in Broad Green: venues and practical details

Broad Green is about 6 miles south of Stockwell, in Greater London. Around Broad Green, we park wherever there is level, firm ground, close to your guests. We cover 764 places across Greater London. We serve events right across the region, from Broad Green to London (8 miles away).

A club or hall near Broad Green gives space for everyone and parking for the van, with the van in the car park. If relatives are coming by rail, West Croydon station, about 0.6 miles south, is the nearest station.

For wakes in CR0, CR7 and CR90, we just need to know where the van can park and a serving time. Your wake could be at a house on York Road, Nova Road and Lion Road or the roads around them, as long as there’s somewhere for the van. Neighbouring places where we serve wakes include Old Town (1 mile south), Beddington (2 miles south-west), Waddon (2 miles south), Bandonhill (2 miles south-west) and Wallington (2 miles south-west). Larger places within reach include London (8 miles north), City of Westminster (9 miles north), Marylebone (9 miles north), Kensington (9 miles north-west), St Pancras (10 miles north) and Shoreditch (10 miles north).

Nearby you will also find County Borough of Croydon (1.1 miles south) and Centrale Croydon (0.8 miles south). Green spaces nearby include Duppas Hill and Biggin Wood.

  • Schools near Broad Green include Harris Invictus Academy Croydon (0.5 miles south) and The Archbishop Lanfranc School (1.1 miles west)
  • Local pubs include The Half Moon pub (within half a mile south-west)
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Is a fish and chip van right for your wake?

Compared with a buffet, a van gives everyone a hot meal, and there is less waste when numbers are uncertain. The price depends on numbers, the menu and how long we serve, plus travel and access. We quote for each booking individually.

Why book our van in Broad Green

  • A quote that spells everything out
  • Classic food your guests already know
  • Everything cooked to order at your event
  • We cover Broad Green and the whole of Greater London

See our prices page or what a fish and chip van costs.

About the food

Gravy

Chips and gravy is a favourite in the north and the Midlands, and it goes perfectly with a pie.

Mushy peas

No fish and chips is complete without mushy peas for many people, and they’re on the menu.

Why choose funeral and wake catering in Broad Green?

There is no kitchen work for anyone.

Whatever brings people together, fish and chips from the hatch goes down well. We’re often booked for:

  • Scattering of ashes gatherings
  • Remembering a loved one’s favourite food
  • Anniversary memorials
  • Wakes at a pub or venue with outside space

For a service at a church like Church of St Saviour, choosing a wake venue nearby helps older guests.

Comparing caterers

  • What the van needs: space, access, power
  • If the price includes VAT
  • The minimum number of meals or minimum spend
  • How late numbers can change

Our booking checklist

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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