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Funeral and wake catering in Bulphan, Greater London
Looking for fish and chips for the wake in Bulphan? We bring the van to you and fry everything fresh on the spot.
- Celebrations of life
- Gatherings after the committal
- Wakes at home
A chip van near Bulphan
Funeral and wake catering in Bulphan, cooked to order
Wakes are rarely planned months ahead, so get in touch as soon as you can. For family gatherings after a burial or cremation and a wake at the family home, we’ll put together a menu of mushy peas, gravy and haddock and chips and more.
In Bulphan, a hall with parking is frequently the easiest option, though home can work with a drive. You will know what’s included before booking: serving times, the menu and anything else agreed, with no surprises on the day.
- Location
- Bulphan (RM14)
- County
- Greater London
- Menu
- Fish and chips, sausages, pies
- Sides
- Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
- Price
- Contact us for a quote
- Updated
- 24 October 2026
FAQs for Bulphan
Which station is closest to Bulphan?
The closest is West Horndon station, roughly 1.7 miles away.
What about parking in Bulphan?
It can be, so tell us about driveways, yards, car parks or a council suspension. We will work around it.
How many people should we cater for?
A rough estimate is enough to start. Funeral directors can advise from experience.
What if timings change?
Yes. We start when you are ready.
What can guests choose from?
The classics: cod, haddock, chips, sausages and pies, plus mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy. See the menu.
How long does set-up take?
That depends on your numbers and timings. We confirm all the timings beforehand.
Is there something for children?
Yes, children are easy to cater for. Let us know numbers, and we’ll plan for them.
Can you cook in the rain?
We carry on in the rain, because the cooking happens inside. Very soft ground can be a problem, so plan a back-up spot on a hard surface.
How the day works
Rain does not stop the fryers, because the cooking happens inside the van. Guests will still appreciate a bit of cover near the hatch. Sunset in Bulphan is about 7:00pm in late September and about 3:50pm in December; ensure older guests have a well-lit route to the van.
- It starts with the date, where the wake is and roughly how many.
- We check the spot for the van and send a quote.
- Timings allow for the service and travel from it.
- We serve calmly from the hatch when everyone is ready.
- When everyone has eaten, we clear up and go.
Getting ready for the day
- Plan a bit of cover near the hatch if rain is likely
- Plan where the queue will stand
- Confirm the van is allowed on site
How to get a price
The quickest way to a quote is to send us your details through our quote form. Give us the details of your wake, and we’ll check the date and send a price.
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Diets, allergies and planning
Allergies are taken seriously. Help us by following these steps:
- Name a contact for the day who isn’t close family
- Funeral directors can help with numbers
- Check the hall or venue allows a catering van
- Let us know of any allergies
Seats for older guests near the hall or house help.
A favourite cake can be a lovely touch.
Prices and what affects them
The price comes down to a few factors:
- The menu and how many choices
- Travel, tolls and road charges
- Peak dates such as summer Saturdays
- Parking and the way in
When you compare quotes, check what each one includes: service time, menu, travel, any minimum and VAT. Our quotes spell it all out.
Details that help
For a quote, it helps to have:
- Your date and serving time
- The spot you have in mind for the van
- A picture of the parking spot
- Allergies and diets you know about
We only need a few details to quote: the date, where the van would park, roughly how many people and when you’d like to eat. You can fill in our quote form.
Where the van can park in Bulphan
If a spot is not suitable, we’ll tell you, and suggest an alternative. The main points are:
- A lit spot if service runs after dark
- A spot near your guests
- Permission from the venue or landowner for the van
As a London location, Bulphan is inside the Ultra Low Emission Zone, and parking takes planning: tell us about driveways, yards, car parks or a council parking suspension.
If you’re unsure, send a photo of the space and the way in, and we will say what we think.
Popular choices
- Haddock and chips
- Mushy peas
- Cod and chips
- Pie and chips
- Gravy
- Sausage and chips
Towns and villages near Bulphan
Also in Bulphan
The menu, dish by dish
Pie and chips
Pie and chips is hearty and filling, and it’s a favourite in colder months.
Cod and chips
Cod and chips is the meal most people picture when they think of a chip shop. Fried to order in the van, it is hot, crisp and generous.
Why choose funeral and wake catering in Bulphan?
Families choose fish and chips because it’s comforting and familiar.
A fish and chip van suits almost any gathering. People in Bulphan book the van for events such as:
- Memorial events and anniversaries
- Memorial gatherings
- Gatherings after scattering ashes
- Gatherings at a village hall or club
After a service at Church of St Mary, a wake at a hall or home close by means less travelling for everyone.
What your quote should include
- Whether VAT is included
- How many hours the van serves
- When final numbers are due
- Whether travel is included
A chip van compared with other options
A sit-down meal can feel formal. A van keeps it relaxed. Larger groups usually cost less per head, because the van, travel and set-up cost much the same either way. Tell us your numbers for an accurate price.
Why book with us
- No surprises in your quote
- Quick service from the hatch
- Everything cooked to order at your event
- No kitchen, no crockery, no washing up
Read our pricing and the cost guide.
For event organisers in Bulphan
Parks, greens and streets generally need permission for a catering van. Ask the council or landowner early.
Many venues set rules for catering vans: parking spots, arrival times and documents. Tell us what your venue needs and we will work through them with you.
Bulphan: halls, homes and travel
Bulphan is in Greater London. Across the RM14 area, we’ll come to your venue, home or workplace. We serve all 764 towns and villages across Greater London, from the larger towns to small villages. You can also see our page for London, about 20 miles away.
Relatives arriving by train should know that the closest railway station is West Horndon station, roughly 1.7 miles north-west of the centre.
Here we cover the RM14 postcode area, and we can serve your wake anywhere in it. Your wake could be at a house on Church Road, Stanley Road and Albert Road or the roads around them, wherever the van can park. Further out, we also take the van to Plaistow (15 miles west), Romford (8 miles west), Woodford (15 miles west), Plumstead (13 miles west), Canning Town (15 miles west) and Barking (11 miles west).
A little further out are Orsett Hospital (2.7 miles south) and Ealing Broadway Centre (3.6 miles south-west). The countryside around Bulphan includes Langdon Nature Reserve.
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch