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Funeral and Wake Catering for Cuckfield events

Looking for fish and chips for the wake in Cuckfield? The van comes to your venue, home or workplace and fry everything fresh on the spot.

  • Family gatherings after a burial or cremation
  • Anniversary memorials
  • Life celebrations

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Funeral and wake catering in Cuckfield

Food your guests will love

Cod and chips

Cod has big, soft white flakes and a mild flavour, and it is what most people in the south ask for. We batter it and fry it to order.

Pie and chips

A pie and chips is proper comfort food, and it’s a favourite in colder months.

Funeral and wake catering in Cuckfield, cooked to order

We keep it calm and simple. We arrive at the agreed time, park discreetly and serve when you are ready. We serve mushy peas, pie and chips and sausage and chips, and we’re regularly asked to cater celebrations of life and remembering a loved one’s favourite food.

Around Cuckfield, wakes are frequently at the village hall, a pub or home. Let us know where the van can go. Food is served straight from the hatch, so it’s hot and generous, and the queue keeps moving.

Area
Cuckfield (RH17, RH16)
Region
West Sussex
From the fryer
Fish and chips, sausages, pies
On the side
Mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy
Quotes
Quoted for your event
Last updated
24 October 2026
Fish and chips with peas next to a cup of tea

Arranging a wake in Cuckfield

Cuckfield is about 2 miles north-west of Haywards Heath, in West Sussex. For a wake in Cuckfield, the van can park on drives, in car parks and yards, and on firm lawns and fields. Cuckfield is one of 371 places in West Sussex we cover. Our nearest city page is Brighton, about 12 miles away.

For anyone coming to the funeral by train, Haywards Heath station is about 1.5 miles away. Families holding a service at Holy Trinity Church often gather afterwards at a nearby hall, where the van can park. Cuckfield is within about 7 miles of the South Downs National Park, and rural venues there may have narrow lanes, so tell us about access.

Here we cover the RH17 and RH16 postcode area. Your wake could be at a house on London Road, Waterhouse Square and High Street, wherever the van can park. Being close to the A272 and B2036, Cuckfield is simple for us to get to. Nearby, we also serve wakes in Whitemans Green (1 mile north-west), Brook Street (1 mile north), Slough Green (1 mile north-west), Staplefield (2 miles north-west) and Warninglid (3 miles west). Further out, we also take the van to Crawley (7 miles north), Horsham (9 miles north-west), Burgess Hill (4 miles south), East Grinstead (10 miles north-east), Shoreham-by-Sea (13 miles south-west) and Lancing (15 miles south-west).

Other landmarks nearby include Waterbury Castle (4.8 miles north-east) and Cuckfield Museum (less than half a mile south-west). Green spaces nearby include Blunts Wood and Paiges Meadow.

  • Local schools include Warden Park School (under half a mile south-east) and Warden Park School (under half a mile south-east)
  • Pubs nearby include The Rose And Crown Public House (within half a mile west)
Map of Cuckfield © OpenStreetMap contributors

Working with your venue

If your event is in a public place, such as a park or a street, check what permission you need first. Ask the council or landowner early.

For big groups, the service window matters, so we can plan service to match. Sending people up in groups helps.

Allergies and dietary needs

Nearly every event has some special diets. To plan for them:

  • Ensure older relatives can sit
  • Funeral directors can help with numbers
  • Ask a friend to run a tea table
  • Let us know of any allergies

We start when you give the word, not to a rigid schedule.

A quiet room away from the crowd is a kindness.

Why choose a fish and chip van in Cuckfield?

Next to a buffet, fish and chips is hot and simple, and there is less waste when numbers are uncertain. Most vans have a minimum charge, since getting the van there costs the same however many eat. We will tell you up front.

Why us?

  • Events in Cuckfield and across West Sussex
  • Rain doesn’t stop the fryers
  • Fried fresh, not kept warm
  • A quote that spells everything out

Read our prices page and what a fish and chip van costs.

Step by step

Changes on the day are fine: we will adjust start times and pace. Summer evenings in Cuckfield stay light until about 9:20pm, while winter afternoons darken by about 3:55pm, so plan lighting near the door.

  1. Send us your date, numbers and address.
  2. We check access for the van and quote.
  3. We arrive in good time to set up.
  4. Fish goes into the batter and straight into the fryer, to order.
  5. We serve hot from the hatch and pack up when we’re done.

Preparing for the day

  • Let us know the serving time
  • Name one person we can call on the day
  • Think about a gazebo by the van in case of rain

Get a quote

The quickest way to a quote is to use our quote form. Tell us about your wake in Cuckfield, and we’ll come back with availability and a quote.

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Planning help

What a fish and chip van costs

Your quote will be clear. What affects it most:

  • Your choice of menu
  • Access and parking
  • The length of service
  • Peak dates such as summer Saturdays

Cost depends on numbers, menu and service time, along with distance and access to the site. Every booking gets its own quote.

Getting an accurate quote

Here’s what makes a quick, accurate quote possible:

  • Anything awkward about the way in
  • Expected numbers
  • Allergies and diets you know about
  • Where you’d like the van to go

Send us the date, the address or RH17 postcode and rough numbers, along with your serving time, and you will get a clear price. Just send us your details through our quote form.

Your questions about fish and chips for the wake in Cuckfield

Can the van go to venues in the South Downs National Park?

Yes, though some venues in protected landscapes have extra rules for vehicles; ask your venue. We’ll follow the site rules.

Which station is closest to Cuckfield?

The closest is Haywards Heath station, roughly 1.5 miles away.

Is short notice a problem?

Ask as soon as you have the date. We’ll tell you right away whether we’re available.

What if timings change?

We plan for delays. We will agree a serving time and stay flexible.

Do you have a kids’ option?

Yes, children are easy to cater for. Tell us how many children, and we’ll include them in the plan.

Is the food cooked at the event?

Yes. We fry to order in the van at your venue, then handed over hot from the hatch.

Can the van park on the street?

Only in a legal space, or with the council’s permission. Check with your council first.

How long does set-up take?

We get there in good time to set up. Timings are agreed in advance.

What the van needs

A fish and chip van is a vehicle, so the spot matters, so a few things need checking. Here’s what we look for:

  • A level hardstanding, drive or firm lawn
  • A lit spot if service runs after dark
  • A spot near your guests

If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we will advise before you book.

Popular choices

  • Gravy
  • Sausage and chips
  • Pie and chips
  • Haddock and chips
  • Cod and chips
  • Mushy peas

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Events we cater in Cuckfield

It’s warm, simple food that almost everyone enjoys.

Almost any gathering works with a fish and chip van. People in Cuckfield book the van for events such as:

  • A favourite meal in someone’s memory
  • Village hall wakes
  • Gatherings at home after a funeral
  • Gatherings after scattering ashes

With the A272 and B2036 nearby, it is easy for family travelling by car to reach Cuckfield.

Before booking anyone

  • Payment terms and deposit
  • What happens if the event is cancelled or moved
  • A clear list of what’s included
  • Allergen information for each item

Choosing a fish and chip van

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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