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Funeral and Wake Catering in Greenhithe
Funeral and wake catering in Greenhithe: cod, haddock and chips fried to order, and served hot from the hatch at the time you choose.
- Wakes at a pub or venue with outside space
- Gatherings at a village hall or club
- Memorial events and anniversaries
Funeral and wake catering for Greenhithe events
Your questions about fish and chips for the wake in Greenhithe
How far is Greenhithe from London?
About 17 miles from central London, and we cover it as standard.
What’s the nearest station to Greenhithe?
Greenhithe for Bluewater station, in Greenhithe itself.
Is there a non-fish option?
Yes: sausages and pies, with chips. Give us a rough idea of numbers.
Do you have allergen information?
Let us know about allergies in advance, and we will give you the allergen information.
How fast is service?
That depends on numbers, menu and timing. Give us your numbers and service window, and we will plan service around it.
Is grass a problem?
Often, if the ground is firm and dry. After heavy rain, soft grass can be a problem for any vehicle, so plan a back-up spot.
Who clears up?
We pack up and leave the pitch tidy when service is finished. Tell us where bins can go for people’s paper and trays.
How much is fish and chip van hire?
The price depends on numbers, menu, service time and travel. Send us the details for a quote.
About our funeral and wake catering in Greenhithe
We serve wakes at homes, halls, clubs and venues. We serve haddock and chips, cod and chips and gravy, and we’re regularly asked to cater anniversary memorials and small family memorials.
In Greenhithe, the hall is often where people gather. We cook inside the van, right where your guests are, so the batter is still crisp when it is handed over.
Looking after everyone
A little planning makes sure everyone is looked after. Here’s how:
- Allow a little extra
- Name a contact for the day who is not close family
- Plan seating for older guests
- Check the hall or venue allows a catering van
We start when you give the word, not to a rigid schedule.
Napkins and bins near the van keep things tidy.
Occasions we serve in Greenhithe
It suits all ages, from children to older relatives.
Whatever brings people together, fish and chips from the hatch goes down well. We regularly serve:
- Wakes at a pub or venue with outside space
- Life celebrations
- Small family memorials
- Family gatherings after a burial or cremation
If relatives are coming by rail, there’s a station right in Greenhithe: Greenhithe for Bluewater station.
What to look for in a quote
- The van’s size and access needs
- Payment terms and deposit
- Exactly what’s included in the price
- Any travel, parking or access charges
Before you choose a spot
The van has to be able to get in and park safely, and a little planning goes a long way. Here’s what we look for:
- A short walk from the party
- Flat, firm ground for the van
- A lit spot if service runs after dark
Not sure about the spot? Send us a photo and we’ll tell you honestly before booking.
From the hatch
- Cod and chips
- Sausage and chips
- Gravy
- Pie and chips
- Mushy peas
- Haddock and chips
Wake catering near Greenhithe
Greenhithe is about 3 miles east of Dartford, in Kent. For wakes in Greenhithe, we plan around your venue and timings: a quote, a parking spot and fresh frying on the day. Greenhithe is one of 922 towns and villages in Kent where we bring the van. Our nearest city page is London, about 17 miles away.
Families holding a service at Church of St Mary often gather afterwards at a nearby hall, where the van can park. With the A206 nearby, it is easy for family travelling by car to reach Greenhithe.
For wakes in DA9 and DA10, we just need to know where the van can park. Whether your wake is on Bean Road, The Avenue and Abbey Road or anywhere nearby, we can park up and fry there. Main roads around Greenhithe include the A206, which makes travel to your wake easy. Nearby, we also serve wakes in Swanscombe (1 mile south-east), Stone (1 mile south-west), Bean (2 miles south) and Darenth (2 miles south-west). Within a short drive, we also cover Dartford (3 miles west), Sevenoaks (12 miles south), Gravesend (4 miles east), Northfleet (3 miles south-east), Swanley (6 miles south-west) and Kings Hill (13 miles south-east).
Nearby you will also find Darent Valley Hospital (1.5 miles south-west) and Stone Museum of Geology (1.8 miles west). Green spaces nearby include Chafford Gorges Nature Park and Sawyers Lake.
- Local schools include The Ebbsfleet Academy (1.4 miles south-east) and Stone Lodge School (1.5 miles west)
- Local pubs include The White Hart Public House (under half a mile north)
Also near Greenhithe
Also in Greenhithe
A fish and chip van or other catering?
Preparing food yourself adds to a hard day. We do the cooking. Got a budget? Let us know, and we’ll suggest how to make it work. Keeping the menu short is usually the best value.
Why book with us
- A clear quote before you book
- Hot food handed straight over
- Fish and chips fried fresh on site
- Events in Greenhithe and across Kent
How the day works
We need a level, firm place to park the van, near your guests, which we agree with you beforehand. In autumn and winter, it’s dark early in Greenhithe; make sure older guests have a well-lit route to the van.
- You share your date, numbers and address.
- We check the route in and send a price.
- We arrive early to park and heat the fryers.
- Fish goes into the batter and straight into the fryer, to order.
- We serve hot from the hatch and pack up when we are done.
How to prepare
- Let us know the serving time
- Plan a bit of cover near the hatch if rain is likely
- Have a level parking spot ready
How to get a price
Getting a quote is simple: share your date, address, rough numbers and when you’d like to eat. We’ll come back with a clear quote.
Planning help
DIY versus a fish and chip van
Not sure whether to order in or book a van? Think about numbers, timing and how hot you want the food. Ask us for a quote and compare.
If you do order from a chip shop, ring well ahead and collect as close to eating time as you can. For anything more than a handful of people, a van is usually the easier option.
What affects the price in Greenhithe
Two events with the same numbers can cost different amounts, depending on:
- Access and parking
- Cod, haddock or both
- The day of the week
- Numbers
The cost per head normally falls as numbers rise, since the van and set-up are much the same for any size. Tell us your numbers for an accurate price.
Getting an accurate quote
When you get in touch, it helps to tell us:
- Where the event is
- Where the van would park
- How to get in: gates, lanes and ground
- A picture of where the van would go
To get a price, send us your details through our quote form. Give us the details of your wake, and we’ll come back with availability and a quote.
For event organisers in Greenhithe
If your event is in a public place, such as a park or a street, check what permission you need first. The council or landowner will tell you what they need.
If you’re booking for a business, tell us how you’d like to handle the booking and payment, and we’ll explain how it works. We’re happy to liaise with facilities on parking and timings.
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch