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Funeral and Wake Catering in Greywell

Funeral and wake catering in Greywell: cod, haddock and chips fried to order, and served hot from the hatch at the time you choose.

  • A favourite meal in someone’s memory
  • Wakes at church halls and clubs
  • A wake at the family home

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Fresh fish and chips in Greywell

Where the van can park in Greywell

No two venues are the same, so we ask about the spot and the way in when you get in touch. In general, we need:

  • Permission from the venue or landowner for the van
  • Lighting nearby for evening events
  • Somewhere close to where people will eat

If you’re unsure, send a photo of the space and the way in, and we’ll say what we think.

On the menu in Greywell

  • Gravy
  • Mushy peas
  • Cod and chips
  • Pie and chips
  • Sausage and chips
  • Haddock and chips

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How our funeral and wake catering works in Greywell

We keep it calm and simple. We park discreetly and serve when people are ready. Typical bookings include small family memorials and gatherings at a village hall or club, with gravy, mushy peas and sausage and chips.

In a small place like Greywell, a wake might be at home, in a barn or at the village hall. Let us know about access. Every portion is cooked to order on the day, not cooked earlier and kept warm, and served the moment it comes out of the fryer.

Friends sharing food at a long outdoor table
Location
Greywell (RG29)
County
Hampshire
Menu
Cod and haddock, chips, sausages and pies
Sides
Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
Price
Quoted for your event
Last updated
24 October 2026

Events we cater in Greywell

It’s one less thing to organise.

Almost any gathering works with a fish and chip van. People in Greywell book the van for occasions like:

  • Family gatherings after a burial or cremation
  • Wakes at venues
  • Remembrance gatherings
  • Celebrations of life

For a service at a church like Church of St Mary the Virgin, choosing a wake venue nearby helps older guests.

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15 questions to ask before you book

Should I sort the food myself?

Collecting fish and chips for a crowd yourself is possible, but it is hard work. Long waits and a drive home mean food arrives lukewarm and soggy. With a van, it is fried on the spot.

If you do order from a chip shop, ring well ahead and collect as close to eating time as you can. For anything more than a handful of people, a van is normally the easier option.

Planning for dietary needs

A little planning makes sure everyone is looked after. Here’s how:

  • Check the hall has an urn
  • Choose a friend to be our contact
  • Tell us about any close family with allergies
  • Plan for a few extra people

Remember the journey from the service.

Somewhere quiet to sit helps some guests.

What affects the price in Greywell

Two events with the same numbers can cost different amounts, because of:

  • The number of meals
  • Access and parking
  • Peak dates such as summer Saturdays
  • How far we travel

Compared with a sit-down meal, a fish and chip van is frequently good value, because it needs no kitchen and no crockery hire. We’ll send you a quote.

What to tell us

Here’s what makes a quick, accurate quote possible:

  • The venue or postcode
  • The date and time of the event
  • The spot you have in mind for the van
  • Any dietary needs and allergies

Each quote is put together for your wake. Give us your date first, and we’ll confirm whether we’re available that day.

Questions from Greywell

Do you come out to small places like Greywell?

Not at all. We serve villages and hamlets as well as towns. Tell us about lanes, gates and the ground.

Is Greywell close to London?

About 41 miles from central London.

Is the food cooked at the event?

Yes. Everything is fried fresh in the van, and serve straight from the hatch.

Does the batter contain gluten?

Our battered fish contains gluten, because standard batter uses wheat flour. Tell us about coeliac guests when you enquire, and we will tell you honestly what we can offer.

Do you need power or water?

Somewhere suitable to park, with permission. Tell us whether there’s power or water nearby and we will confirm the rest.

Do you have a kids’ option?

Yes. Children generally love sausage and chips. Include children in your numbers.

Do you take everything away?

The pitch is left as we found it. Bins for guests are worth planning.

How much does fish and chips for the wake cost in Greywell?

It depends on numbers, the menu, how long we serve and travel. Send us the details for a quote.

Food your guests will love

Gravy

In the north and the Midlands, gravy is the side of choice, and it’s lovely with a pie.

Cod and chips

Cod and chips is the meal most people picture when they think of a chip shop. Fried to order in the van, it goes out hot and crisp.

After a funeral in Greywell

Greywell is about 6 miles east of Basingstoke, in Hampshire. From the centre of Greywell to the outskirts, we offer the same service: fresh frying, hot food from the hatch and a clear price. We serve all 683 towns and villages in Hampshire. You can also see our page for Reading, about 13 miles away.

Relatives arriving by train should know that Hook station is about 1.4 miles away.

Here we cover the RG29 postcode area, so your wake can be anywhere in it. Local streets include The Street, Hook Road and Dorchester Way; a wake on any of them works well with a drive or nearby car park. If your venue is just outside Greywell, we also cover Warnborough Green (1 mile north-east), North Warnborough (1 mile east), Up Nately (1 mile north-west), Nately Scures (1 mile north-west) and Hook Common (1 mile north). Within a short drive, we also cover Basingstoke (6 miles west), Farnborough (9 miles east), Fleet (6 miles east), Aldershot (9 miles east), Alton (8 miles south) and Yateley (8 miles north-east).

A little further out are West Green House Agricultural Museum (3.4 miles north-east) and Odiham Castle (under half a mile north-east). The countryside around Greywell includes Tundry Hill and The Mill Field.

  • Local pubs include Fox And Goose Public House (within half a mile south-west)
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For event organisers in Greywell

If your event is in a public place, such as a park or a street, check what permission you need first. The council or landowner will tell you what they need.

Booking for a company? Tell us what your finance team needs, and we will explain how it works. We are happy to liaise with facilities on parking and timings.

What happens on the day

When we arrive, we park up on the agreed spot, set up and heat the fryers. Then everything is fried to order, so we time it to your schedule. A wake in Greywell in late autumn or winter may run into the dark, with sunset about 7:05pm in late September and 4:00pm in December, so a lit path to the van is a kindness to older guests.

  1. First, tell us about your wake.
  2. We check the date and where the van will park, then send a quote.
  3. Timings and the van’s spot are agreed in advance.
  4. We cook to order on the day for family and friends.
  5. We serve from the hatch, then leave the pitch tidy.

Preparing for the day

  • Choose a level, firm spot for the van
  • Arrange somewhere dry for the queue
  • Give us a contact for the day

Get a quote

Planning fish and chips for the wake in Greywell? Tell us what you have in mind and we will come back with a quote. To contact us, send us your details through our quote form.

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  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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