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Funeral and Wake Catering in Hornchurch Marshes

Planning fish and chips for the wake in Hornchurch Marshes? We bring the van to you and fry fresh while your guests queue at the hatch.

  • Village hall wakes
  • Family meals after the service
  • Remembrance gatherings

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Funeral and wake catering in Hornchurch Marshes

The menu, dish by dish

Gravy

In the north and the Midlands, gravy is the side of choice, and it goes perfectly with a pie.

Cod and chips

For many people, cod and chips is the definitive version. Fried to order in the van, it goes out hot and crisp.

Funeral and wake catering in Hornchurch Marshes, fried fresh

After a funeral, people want somewhere to gather and something comforting to eat. For many families, fish and chips is exactly that. We serve pie and chips, gravy and sausage and chips, and we’re often booked for life celebrations and gatherings at home after a funeral.

For a wake in Hornchurch Marshes, a hall or club with a car park is often simplest. Food is served straight from the hatch, so it is hot and generous, and service is quick once we are up and running.

A plate of fish, chips and peas with a cup of tea
Location
Hornchurch Marshes (RM13, RM9, RM10)
County
Greater London
From the fryer
Fish and chips, sausages, pies
Sides
Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
Quotes
Quoted for your event
Updated
24 October 2026

Step by step

We work to your timings. If things run late, we simply start frying a little later, so the food is still fresh when it’s served. In winter, it’s dark in Hornchurch Marshes by about 3:50pm, so an afternoon wake in winter needs lighting near the van. In summer, there’s daylight until about 9:20pm.

  1. You share your date, numbers and address.
  2. We check access for the van and quote.
  3. We arrive early to park and heat the fryers.
  4. Fish goes into the batter and straight into the fryer, to order.
  5. Service is straight from the hatch, then we pack up.

How to prepare

  • Confirm numbers and dietary needs before the day
  • Ensure the van can get in
  • Think about a gazebo by the van in case of rain

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Each quote is put together for your wake. Give us your date first, and we’ll confirm whether we’re available that day.

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Why choose a fish and chip van in Hornchurch Marshes?

Many wakes have sandwiches and cake. Hot food can be more welcome, especially in winter. Most vans have a minimum charge, because the van, fuel and travel cost the same for a small group. Ask us what applies to your wake.

Why book our van in Hornchurch Marshes

  • A menu almost everyone likes
  • Rain doesn’t stop the fryers
  • Served hot, straight from the hatch
  • The classic sides: peas, curry sauce and gravy

See how we price or our guide to van hire costs.

DIY versus a fish and chip van

Some hosts try a takeaway order. The problem is timing: big orders take a long time, and the food is cooling while it travels. A van cooks in front of your guests instead.

For a small group, making your own food can work. For larger numbers, or when you want hot food, a van takes the pressure off, and nobody has to miss the wake.

Space, access and the venue

Before the day, we will agree where the van parks. A good spot ticks these boxes:

  • Access wide and high enough for the van
  • A short walk from the party
  • Room in front of the hatch for a queue

Hornchurch Marshes is in London, within the Ultra Low Emission Zone, and parking can be tight: tell us about driveways, yards, car parks or a council parking suspension.

Not sure about the spot? Send us a photo and we will tell you honestly before booking.

What we serve

  • Pie and chips
  • Gravy
  • Cod and chips
  • Sausage and chips
  • Haddock and chips
  • Mushy peas

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Who books funeral and wake catering in Hornchurch Marshes?

It is warm, simple food that almost everyone enjoys.

Big or small, the van works the same way. Common bookings include:

  • Wakes at venues
  • Family gatherings after a burial or cremation
  • Memorial gatherings
  • Small family memorials

If the funeral is at a church such as Church of St Helen and St Giles, a hall or home nearby keeps the journey to the wake short.

Questions to ask before you book

  • Any travel, parking or access charges
  • If the price includes VAT
  • Whether there’s a minimum
  • Allergen information for each item

15 questions to ask before you book

What a fish and chip van costs

Fish and chip van pricing is simple once we know the basics:

  • How far we travel
  • How long we serve
  • The date and time of year
  • The menu and how many choices

Cost depends on numbers, menu and service time, along with distance and access to the site. Every booking gets its own quote.

What to tell us

Here’s what makes a quick, accurate quote possible:

  • A picture of the space and the way in
  • The venue or postcode
  • The date and time of the event
  • Where you’d like the van to go

Getting a quote is simple: tell us the date, place, numbers and serving time. We’ll send a clear quote that says what’s included.

Hornchurch Marshes questions

What about parking in Hornchurch Marshes?

It can be, so tell us about driveways, yards, car parks or a council suspension. We’ll work around it.

Which station is closest to Hornchurch Marshes?

Dagenham Dock station, about 1 mile north-west of the centre.

What if the service runs late?

Yes. We serve when people are ready.

How quickly can you serve everyone?

A short menu and staggered groups keep things moving. Tell us your timings and we will advise.

What do you bring?

The van comes fully equipped to cook. You provide a suitable spot and permission to park.

How many people should we cater for?

It is hard to know, so a rough number is fine. Your funeral director can help.

Is grass a problem?

Frequently, if the ground is firm and dry. After heavy rain, soft grass can be a problem for any vehicle, so have a hard-surface back-up.

Do you take everything away?

We clear the van’s area after service. Let us know about bins for guests.

Diets, allergies and planning

We need to know about dietary needs and allergies in advance, and we will be straight with you about what’s possible. To get it right:

  • Arrange tea and coffee separately
  • Ask your funeral director to help estimate numbers
  • Tell us about any close family with allergies
  • Keep the serving time flexible

We arrive in good time and park discreetly before guests return from the service.

A favourite cake can be a lovely touch.

Wakes in Hornchurch Marshes: venues and practical details

Hornchurch Marshes is about 2 miles south of Dagenham, in Greater London. We cover Hornchurch Marshes as standard, so all we need is your date, a parking spot and a time to serve. Hornchurch Marshes is one of 764 towns and villages in Greater London we cover. You can also see our page for London, about 11 miles away.

Relatives arriving by train should know that the nearest station is Dagenham Dock station, about 1 mile north-west. If there isn’t room at home, a hall or club near Hornchurch Marshes may suit, with the van in the car park.

We take the van to wakes all over RM13, RM9 and RM10. We can serve a wake on streets such as Frog Lane, Consul Avenue and Fairlane Road or the roads around them, as long as there is somewhere for the van. Neighbouring places where we serve wakes include Beam Park (1 mile north-east), Dagenham Green (1 mile north-west), Dagenham Dock (1 mile west), South Hornchurch (1 mile north-east) and Rainham (1 mile east). Within a short drive, we also cover London (11 miles west), City of Westminster (14 miles west), Marylebone (13 miles west), St Pancras (12 miles west), Shoreditch (10 miles west) and Walthamstow (9 miles north-west).

Nearby you’ll also find Erith and District Hospital (2.8 miles south) and Gallions Reach Shopping Park (3.7 miles west). Open spaces near Hornchurch Marshes include Crossness Nature Reserve.

  • Nearby schools include Beam Primary School (0.7 miles north)
  • Parks and local facilities nearby include River (0.6 miles north-west)
Map of Hornchurch Marshes © OpenStreetMap contributors
  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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