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Funeral and wake catering in Langley, Slough

From the smell of the fryers to the last chip in the paper, fish and chips for the wake turns food into part of your wake in Langley.

  • Remembering a loved one’s favourite food
  • Gatherings after the committal
  • Gatherings after scattering ashes

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Funeral and wake catering in Langley, cooked to order

We serve wakes at homes, halls, clubs and venues. Popular choices include haddock and chips, pie and chips and mushy peas, and we’re frequently booked for gatherings at home after a funeral and a favourite meal in someone’s memory.

In Langley, the hall or the family home is a natural choice. Tell us about parking for the van. Everything we need comes with the van, and we pack up and leave the spot as we found it.

Where
Langley (SL3)
County
Slough
From the fryer
Fish and chips, sausages, pies
Extras
Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
Quote
Quoted for your event
Updated
24 October 2026
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Space, access and the venue

Plenty of places work for the van, but a few things matter:

  • Lighting nearby for evening events
  • A clear area by the serving hatch
  • Access wide and high enough for the van

Not sure about the spot? Send us a photo and we will tell you honestly.

Popular choices

  • Haddock and chips
  • Cod and chips
  • Gravy
  • Mushy peas
  • Pie and chips
  • Sausage and chips

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Perfect for your wake in Langley

For some families, it was a favourite meal.

We’re booked for all kinds of occasions in Langley and nearby. Popular bookings include:

  • Gatherings after scattering ashes
  • Wakes at a pub or venue with outside space
  • A favourite meal in someone’s memory
  • Family meals after the service

After a service at St Mary the Virgin Church, a wake at a hall or home close by means less travelling for everyone.

What to look for in a quote

  • Payment terms and deposit
  • Travel, tolls and road charges
  • What they can offer for dietary needs
  • What the van needs: space, access, power

Our booking checklist

Why choose a fish and chip van in Langley?

Compared with a buffet, fish and chips is hot and simple, and there’s less waste when numbers are uncertain. Comparing vans? Look at what each quote includes: hours, menu, travel, minimum charge and VAT. We set ours out clearly.

Why book our van in Langley

  • Quick service from the hatch
  • A clear quote before you book
  • Mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy on the side
  • No kitchen, no crockery, no washing up

Read our pricing and the cost guide.

Wakes in Langley: venues and practical details

Langley is about 2 miles east of Slough, in Slough. Wakes in Langley are planned around your venue and timings: a clear quote, an agreed spot for the van and food fried fresh on the day. We take the van to 31 places in Slough, from the larger towns to small villages. We serve events right across the region, from Langley to Guildford (18 miles away).

If relatives are coming by rail, Langley station, about 0.5 miles east, is the nearest station. A club or hall near Langley gives space for everyone and parking for the van.

Here we cover the SL3 postcode area, so your wake can be anywhere in it. Your wake could be at a house on Fox Road, New Road and Ives Road or the roads around them, as long as there is somewhere for the van. For wakes just outside Langley, we cover Middlegreen (1 mile north-west), George Green (1 mile north), Shreding Green (1 mile north-east), Upton (2 miles west) and Richings Park (2 miles east). Larger places within reach include Cippenham (4 miles west), Britwell (4 miles north-west), Burnham (5 miles west), Stoke Poges (3 miles north-west), Huntercombe (5 miles west) and Farnham Common (4 miles north-west). Being one of Slough’s larger places, Langley has plenty of venues, halls and workplaces.

Other landmarks nearby include Museum of Eton Life (2.6 miles south-west) and Windsor Castle (2.7 miles south-west). Green spaces nearby include Staines Reservoirs and Uxbridge Moor.

  • Nearby schools include Langley Academy (under half a mile south-west) and Upton Court Grammar School (1.1 miles west)
  • Nearby, you will find The Red Lion Public House (under half a mile west)
  • Local facilities include Municipal Borough of Slough (1.8 miles west)
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Prices and what affects them

There is nothing hidden: the price is based on:

  • Any minimum charge
  • Travel, tolls and road charges
  • Cod, haddock or both
  • How easy the site is to reach

Distance and any road charges make a difference, so it helps to give us the postcode.

What we need to know

To check availability and price, we need:

  • Expected numbers
  • Where you’d like the van to go
  • Any dietary needs and allergies
  • The address or venue name

It is easy to get a price: tell us the date, place, numbers and serving time. We will send a clear quote that says what’s included.

Langley: your questions answered

Can the van park in Ditton Park?

Only if the landowner, generally the council, allows it. Check with them first, and tell us what they say.

We are gathering after a service at St Mary the Virgin Church: can you come?

Yes, at a nearby hall, home or venue with somewhere for the van. Churches rarely have space for a catering van, so the food is normally elsewhere. Send us the address.

Can the van park on the street?

It depends on the road. Off-road parking is generally simpler; if it has to be the street, check with the council.

How long will the queue be?

That depends on numbers, menu and timing. Tell us your numbers and how long you have for food, and we will plan service around it.

How much is fish and chip van hire?

The price depends on numbers, menu, service time and travel. Send us the details for a quote.

Is short notice a problem?

Contact us as soon as you can. We will let you know quickly.

Do you cover Langley?

Yes. We take the van across London and the South East, including Langley and the rest of Slough. To check your date, use our quote form.

Can coeliacs eat the battered fish?

Not as standard: the batter contains wheat. Tell us about any coeliac guests and we’ll explain the options.

For event organisers in Langley

If you are booking for a business, tell us how you’d like to handle the booking and payment, and we’ll talk you through the process. We’re happy to liaise with facilities on parking and timings.

For big groups, the service window matters, so we can plan service to match. Sending people up in groups helps.

The menu, dish by dish

Cod and chips

Cod is the classic: mild, white and flaky, and it’s the favourite in much of the south. We batter it and fry it to order.

Mushy peas

Mushy peas are made from dried marrowfat peas, soaked and cooked until soft. They’re the side most people expect.

The process

Nothing gathers a crowd like the smell of fish and chips. Fish goes into the batter and straight into the fryer, and chips are fried in batches through service. In autumn and winter, it’s dark early in Langley; make sure older guests have a well-lit route to the van.

  1. Tell us what you’re planning and when you’d like to eat.
  2. You hear back on the date and the price.
  3. We agree exactly where the van parks.
  4. Batter, fish and chips all go into the fryer as people come up.
  5. The pitch is left tidy when we go.

Preparing for the day

  • Ensure the van can get in
  • Arrange somewhere dry for the queue
  • Check the venue or landowner is happy for the van to park

Ask for a quote

To get a price, fill in our quote form. Tell us about your wake in Langley, and we will come back with availability and a quote.

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Related guides

Should I sort the food myself?

Some hosts try a takeaway order. Large orders are slow, and the food cools in the bags. A van solves that by cooking on site.

Not sure whether to order in or book a van? Think about numbers, timing and how hot you want the food. We are happy to send a quote so you can compare.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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