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Funeral and Wake Catering in Loyterton
Hot, crisp and cooked while you wait: fish and chips for the wake in Loyterton and the surrounding area.
- A favourite meal in someone’s memory
- Life celebrations
- Memorial events and anniversaries
Book the van in Loyterton
Loyterton: halls, homes and travel
Loyterton is about 4 miles west of Faversham, in Kent. In and around Loyterton, the van can serve from a drive, a yard, a car park or a firm field, close to your guests. We cover all 922 towns and villages in Kent, from the larger towns to small villages. Our bookings stretch from Loyterton to Canterbury (about 12 miles away).
If relatives are coming by rail, the nearest station is Teynham station, about 1.8 miles north. The Kent Downs National Landscape is within about 8 miles of Loyterton, and rural venues there may have narrow lanes, so tell us about access.
For wakes in ME9, we just need to know where the van can park. For wakes just outside Loyterton, we cover Tickham (1 mile north-east), Lewson Street (1 mile north-east), Norton Ash (1 mile north-east), Teynham (2 miles north) and Deerton Street (2 miles north-east). Larger places within reach include Maidstone (12 miles west), Ashford (12 miles south), Canterbury (12 miles east), Sittingbourne (4 miles north-west), Whitstable (10 miles east) and Faversham (4 miles east).
A little further out are Newnham Castle (1.5 miles south) and Sittingbourne Heritage Museum (3.4 miles north-west).
- Nearby, you will find Black Lion Public House (0.9 miles north-west)
How our funeral and wake catering works in Loyterton
We keep it calm and simple. We arrive at the agreed time, park discreetly and serve when you’re ready. Popular choices include gravy, pie and chips and sausage and chips, and we are regularly asked to cater gatherings after the committal and memorial events and anniversaries.
For a wake near Loyterton, a farmhouse or village hall frequently works well, with the van in the yard or car park. We serve from the hatch, so every portion is hot, and the queue keeps moving.
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What happens on the day
You don’t need to do much on the day: point us to the spot and get on with your wake. The frying and serving are down to us. In autumn and winter, it is dark early in Loyterton; plan a lit path from the door to the van.
- Tell us what you’re planning and when you’d like to eat.
- We come back with availability and a clear price.
- We agree exactly where the van parks.
- Batter, fish and chips all go into the fryer as people come up.
- We leave the spot as we found it.
Preparing for the day
- Name one person we can call on the day
- Clear the route for the van
- Share the timings for the day
How to get a price
Not sure of numbers yet? No problem: tell us the basics about your wake, and we’ll quote on that. To start, send us your details through our quote form.
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Can’t we just order from the chip shop?
You could do a chip-shop run for everyone yourself, but it rarely works for a crowd. Long waits and a drive home mean food arrives lukewarm and soggy. A van fries it right there, so it is crisp.
Ordering in from a local chip shop is an option. The problem is timing: big orders take a long time, and the food is cooling while it travels. A van cooks in front of your guests instead.
Your questions about fish and chips for the wake in Loyterton
How far is Loyterton from London?
Roughly 41 miles from the centre of London.
Can the van go to venues in the Kent Downs National Landscape?
Yes. Some venues there have rules about vehicles and ground, so check with yours. We’ll work to whatever the site needs.
Do you clear up afterwards?
We take the van and everything with it, and leave the spot tidy. Bins for guests are worth planning.
Can the van come to Loyterton?
Yes. We cover London and the South East, including Loyterton and the rest of Kent. To check your date, fill in our quote form.
Can you park on the road outside?
That depends on local parking rules. A drive, car park or yard is normally easier; if it has to be the street, check with the council.
Do you do anything other than fish?
Sausage and chips and pie and chips are on the menu. Let us know about any other dietary needs and we will be honest about what’s possible.
Can the van park on grass?
Usually, if it is firm and dry. After heavy rain, soft grass can be a problem for any vehicle, so plan a back-up spot.
Do you serve wakes at home?
Yes. Tell us about parking at the house.
Planning the van’s spot
Most drives, car parks, yards and firm lawns can take the van, but there are a few things to check:
- A level hardstanding, drive or firm lawn
- Access wide and high enough for the van
- A lit spot if service runs after dark
If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we’ll advise.
What we serve
- Mushy peas
- Cod and chips
- Pie and chips
- Haddock and chips
- Gravy
- Sausage and chips
Planning for dietary needs
Most events have a few guests with dietary needs. To plan for them:
- Plan for a few extra people
- Check the hall or venue allows a catering van
- Arrange tea and coffee separately
- Plan seating for older guests
Afterwards, we leave quietly.
A quiet room away from the crowd is a kindness.
A closer look at the menu
Pie and chips
For a heartier option, there’s pie and chips.
Mushy peas
Mushy peas are a must for plenty of fish and chip fans.
Is a fish and chip van right for your wake?
A formal meal doesn’t always suit. A van keeps it relaxed. The price depends on numbers, the menu and how long we serve, along with distance and access to the site. Every booking gets its own quote.
What you get with us
- Fish and chips fried fresh on site
- Cod, haddock, sausages and pies
- All the chip-shop extras
- No kitchen, no crockery, no washing up
Occasions we serve in Loyterton
For some families, it was a favourite meal.
We’re booked for all kinds of occasions in Loyterton and nearby. Popular bookings include:
- Celebrations of life
- Anniversary memorials
- Wakes at venues
- Village hall wakes
After a service at Church of St Peter and St Paul, a wake at a hall or home close by means less travelling for everyone.
Comparing caterers
- A clear list of what’s included
- The van’s size and access needs
- The deadline for final numbers
- Any travel, parking or access charges
For planners, venues and organisers
Many venues set rules for catering vans: parking spots, arrival times and documents. Send us your venue’s requirements and we’ll confirm what we can provide.
Booking for a company? Tell us what your finance team needs, and we’ll explain how it works. We’re happy to liaise with facilities on parking and timings.
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch