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Funeral and wake catering in Milton Regis, Kent

A menu everybody knows: cod or haddock in batter, chips, sausages and pies, with mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy. Book fish and chips for the wake in Milton Regis.

  • Family meals after the service
  • Wakes at church halls and clubs
  • A wake at the family home

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For warm food after a funeral, fish and chips from a van works well in Milton Regis. Cost depends on numbers, menu and service time, plus travel and access. Every booking gets its own quote.

Why book with us

  • Fish and chips fried fresh on site
  • Served hot, straight from the hatch
  • Mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy on the side
  • Bookings across Kent, including Milton Regis

Take a look at how we price and our guide to van hire costs.

Funeral and wake catering in Milton Regis, fried fresh

Your funeral director or a family friend can deal with us directly. Typical bookings include remembrance gatherings and gatherings after the committal, serving gravy, sausage and chips and cod and chips.

Near Milton Regis, wakes are often at home or in the hall. Let us know about access. The fryers are in the van, so the cooking happens right there at your wake, and the food reaches them hot and crisp.

Friends sharing food at a long outdoor table
Area
Milton Regis (ME10)
Region
Kent
From the fryer
Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
Extras
Mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy
Price
Contact us for a quote
Updated
24 October 2026

Should I sort the food myself?

Collecting fish and chips for a crowd yourself is possible, but it is hard work. By the time you’ve queued, paid and driven back, the batter has gone soft. With a van, it is fried on the spot.

Doing the food yourself saves money, but the host ends up running around. Booking the van means hot food and no stress.

How the day works

Rain does not stop the fryers, because the cooking happens inside the van. Guests will still appreciate a bit of cover near the hatch. Sunset in Milton Regis is about 7:00pm in late September and about 3:50pm in December; plan a lit path from the door to the van.

  1. Contact us with the basics: when, where and roughly how many.
  2. Show us where the van would go, and we will confirm it works.
  3. Closer to the day, we confirm the arrival time and serving time.
  4. We park, open the hatch and start frying for family and friends.
  5. Last portion served, we tidy up and head off.

How to prepare

  • Let us know the serving time
  • Let us know who to talk to on the day
  • Plan where the queue will stand

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A detailed enquiry gets a more accurate quote: where the van would park, how to get in, numbers and timings. Photos of the spot and the way in help. To send your details, fill in our quote form.

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For planners, venues and organisers

For larger numbers, tell us how long you have for food, so we can plan how to keep the queue short. Sending people up in groups helps.

Parks, greens and streets typically need permission for a catering van. The council or landowner will tell you what they need.

Arranging a wake in Milton Regis

Milton Regis is about 1 mile north-east of Sittingbourne, in Kent. Tell us where your wake in Milton Regis will be, and we’ll plan access and set-up before the day. We take the van to all 922 towns and villages in Kent. Our nearest city page is Canterbury, about 15 miles away.

Local halls and clubs near Milton Regis can host a wake if home is too small. For anyone coming to the funeral by train, Sittingbourne station, about 0.8 miles south-west, is the nearest station. Milton Regis is within about 8 miles of the Kent Downs National Landscape; tell us about access if the wake is somewhere rural.

Wakes anywhere in ME10 start with a parking spot for the van. Your wake could be at a house on Castle Road, Church Road and Dolphin Road or the roads around them, as long as there’s somewhere for the van. Close by, we cover wakes in Murston (1 mile south), Sittingbourne (1 mile south-west), Kemsley (1 mile north-west), Tonge Corner (1 mile east) and Tonge (1 mile east). Within a short drive, we also cover Maidstone (11 miles south-west), Ashford (15 miles south), Canterbury (15 miles east), Whitstable (12 miles east), Faversham (6 miles east) and Minster (5 miles north-east).

Nearby you will also find Bayford Court (0.6 miles south-west) and Sittingbourne and Milton Urban District (0.8 miles west).

  • Local schools include Borden Grammar School (1.1 miles south-west)
  • Nearby, you will find The New Inn (0.7 miles south)
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Your questions about fish and chips for the wake in Milton Regis

Which station is closest to Milton Regis?

Sittingbourne station, about 0.8 miles south-west of the centre.

We are gathering after a service at Church of All Saints: can you come?

Yes, at a home, hall or venue nearby where the van can park. Food is generally served at the reception venue rather than the church. Send us the address.

Is there something for children?

Yes, children are easy to cater for. Let us know numbers, and we will plan for them.

Is there a non-fish option?

Sausage and chips and pie and chips are on the menu. Let us know about any other dietary needs and we’ll tell you what we can offer.

Can you cater a wake at short notice?

Wakes are often arranged quickly, so send us the date and we will answer straight away.

Can you be flexible on the day?

Of course. We start when you are ready.

Do you fry it on site?

It is. The fryers are in the van, so it’s fried on the spot, rather than made in advance.

When do you arrive?

We get there in good time to set up. Timings are agreed in advance so food is ready when you want it.

About the food

Mushy peas

Proper mushy peas start with dried marrowfat peas. They’re the classic side with fish and chips.

Sausage and chips

Sausage and chips is the go-to for anyone who is not a fish fan, especially with curry sauce.

Before you choose a spot

No two venues are the same, so we’ll ask about yours when you get in touch. In general, we need:

  • A lit spot if service runs after dark
  • A spot near your guests
  • A clear way in, with no low branches, cables or narrow gates

If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we’ll advise before you book.

From the hatch

  • Gravy
  • Mushy peas
  • Cod and chips
  • Haddock and chips
  • Pie and chips
  • Sausage and chips

Browse the menu

Who books funeral and wake catering in Milton Regis?

Families choose fish and chips because it’s comforting and familiar.

We can help if you are planning any of the following:

  • Memorial events and anniversaries
  • A favourite meal in someone’s memory
  • Scattering of ashes gatherings
  • Wakes at venues

After a service at Church of All Saints, a wake at a hall or home close by means less travelling for everyone.

What to look for in a quote

  • What the van needs: space, access, power
  • Whether there is a minimum
  • How many hours the van serves
  • How allergens are handled

Our booking checklist

Diets, allergies and planning

With a little notice, diets are easier to plan for. We suggest:

  • Tell us about any close family with allergies
  • Plan for a few extra people
  • Ask the venue about the van
  • Use the funeral director’s experience on numbers

Seats for older guests near the hall or house help.

Photos or a memory book give people something to share.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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