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Funeral and wake catering in Nether Wallop, Hampshire

We bring fish and chips for the wake across Nether Wallop and Hampshire, frying fresh at your venue.

  • Remembrance gatherings
  • Life celebrations
  • Wakes at church halls and clubs

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Fresh fish and chips in Nether Wallop

What happens on the day

You will know we are ready when the smell of frying drifts over, about the time the first guests wander across. From then on, people come up as they’re ready. Sunset in Nether Wallop is about 7:10pm in late September and about 4:00pm in December; plan a lit path from the door to the van.

  1. We start with a few details about your wake.
  2. We check the date and where the van will park, then send a quote.
  3. Timings and the van’s spot are agreed in advance.
  4. On the day, we park up and fry fresh for family and friends.
  5. We serve from the hatch, then leave the pitch tidy.

Getting ready for the day

  • Give us your final numbers and allergies
  • Check the venue or landowner is happy for the van to park
  • Keep space clear for guests at the hatch

How to get a price

To get a price, use our quote form. Tell us about your wake in Nether Wallop, and we’ll come back with availability and a quote.

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Funeral and wake catering in Nether Wallop, fried fresh

It is an informal meal, which suits a gathering where people mingle. On the menu are mushy peas, sausage and chips and gravy, and we’re often booked for memorial events and anniversaries and celebrations of life.

For a wake near Nether Wallop, a farmhouse or village hall frequently works well, with the van in the yard or car park. We cook inside the van, right where your guests are, so the batter is still crisp when it’s handed over.

A plate of fish, chips and peas with a cup of tea
Area
Nether Wallop (SO20)
County
Hampshire
On the menu
Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
On the side
Curry sauce, mushy peas and gravy
Quotes
Quoted for your event
Last updated
24 October 2026

Arranging a wake in Nether Wallop

Nether Wallop is about 7 miles south-west of Andover, in Hampshire. Whether your wake is in the middle of Nether Wallop or on the outskirts, we offer the same service: fresh frying, hot food from the hatch and a clear price. We cover 683 places in Hampshire. We serve events right across the region, from Nether Wallop to Southampton (16 miles away).

Relatives arriving by train should know that Grateley station is about 3.8 miles away.

Wherever your wake is in SO20, we can fry fresh for your guests, from busy streets to quiet lanes. Whether your wake is on Church Road, High Street and Church Hill or a nearby road, we can park up and fry there. If your venue is just outside Nether Wallop, we also cover Middle Wallop (1 mile north-west), Over Wallop (2 miles north-west), Kentsboro (2 miles north), Red Rice (4 miles north-east) and Fox (4 miles north). Within a short drive, we also cover Winchester (12 miles south-east), Eastleigh (15 miles south-east), Andover (7 miles north-east), Totton (15 miles south), Chandler's Ford (13 miles south-east) and Romsey (10 miles south).

Within reach you will find Boscombe Down East.

  • Local pubs include The Old Butchers Arms (under half a mile west)
Map of Nether Wallop © OpenStreetMap contributors

Nether Wallop questions

What’s the nearest station to Nether Wallop?

The closest is Grateley station, roughly 3.8 miles away.

Is Nether Wallop close to London?

About 69 miles from central London, and we cover it as standard.

What’s on the menu?

Chip-shop favourites: cod or haddock and chips, sausages and pies, with mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy. See the menu.

Is grass a problem?

That depends on the weather and the ground. Let us know what the ground is like, and send a photo if you can.

Can you cater a wake at short notice?

Contact us as soon as you can. We will tell you right away whether we are available.

How fast is service?

A short menu and staggered groups keep things moving. We will talk it through when we quote.

Can someone else arrange it?

Yes, that’s common.

Where can the van park?

A level, firm spot it can drive onto, near your guests, and space for a queue. Mention any narrow gates or soft ground.

A closer look at the menu

Cod and chips

Cod and chips is the meal most people picture when they think of a chip shop. Cooked fresh at the hatch, it goes out hot and crisp.

Pie and chips

For a heartier option, there’s pie and chips, perfect with gravy.

Occasions we serve in Nether Wallop

It works for everyone, from children to older relatives.

Whatever the occasion in Nether Wallop, a chip van is a crowd-pleaser. We are frequently booked for:

  • Wakes at church halls and clubs
  • Scattering of ashes gatherings
  • A tribute meal
  • Celebrations of life

Families holding a service at Church of St Andrew frequently gather afterwards at a nearby hall, where the van can park.

Comparing caterers

  • Any travel, parking or access charges
  • How allergens are handled
  • How many hours the van serves
  • Whether VAT is included

Choosing a fish and chip van

Where the van can park in Nether Wallop

Every site is different, so we will ask about yours before we confirm. Generally, we look for:

  • Permission from the venue or landowner for the van
  • A short walk from the party
  • A level, firm spot the van can drive onto

Not sure about the spot? Send us a photo and we’ll tell you honestly.

From the hatch

  • Sausage and chips
  • Haddock and chips
  • Cod and chips
  • Pie and chips
  • Gravy
  • Mushy peas

See the full menu

Diets, allergies and planning

Tell us about dietary needs and allergies early, and we will tell you honestly what we can offer. To make it work smoothly:

  • Have chairs for those who need them
  • Cater for a few more than you expect
  • Let us know of any allergies
  • Check the hall or venue allows a catering van

A friend or the funeral director can be our contact.

Photos or a memory book give people something to share.

Why choose a fish and chip van in Nether Wallop?

For warm food after a funeral, a chip van is a gentle choice in Nether Wallop. Comparing vans? Look at what each quote includes: service time, menu, travel, any minimum and VAT. Our quotes spell it all out.

Why Nether Wallop hosts choose us

  • Hot food handed straight over
  • All the chip-shop extras
  • No surprises in your quote
  • Works on wet days as well as sunny ones

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Prices and what affects them

Here’s what makes the biggest difference to the price:

  • Service time
  • Whether a minimum applies
  • Your choice of menu
  • Travel, tolls and road charges

Most vans have a minimum charge, because the van, fuel and travel cost the same for a small group. Ask us what applies to your wake.

Getting an accurate quote

Good planning starts with a few facts. Try to include:

  • How to get in: gates, lanes and ground
  • Where the van would park
  • Allergies and diets you know about
  • The venue or postcode

Planning fish and chips for the wake in Nether Wallop? Send us the details and we will reply with a clear price. Just use our quote form.

DIY versus a fish and chip van

For a small group, making your own food can work. For bigger numbers, a van makes life easier, and nobody has to miss the wake.

Ordering in from a local chip shop is an option. The problem is timing: big orders take a long time, and the food is cooling while it travels. A van solves that by cooking on site.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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