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Funeral and wake catering in Oakley, Buckinghamshire

From the smell of the fryers to the last chip in the paper, fish and chips for the wake turns food into part of your wake in Oakley.

  • Gatherings at a village hall or club
  • Pub wakes
  • Life celebrations

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Fresh fish and chips in Oakley

Oakley questions

We’re gathering after a service at Church of St Mary: can you come?

Yes, at a nearby hall, home or venue with somewhere for the van. Churches rarely have space for a catering van, so the food is generally elsewhere. Tell us where you’ll gather.

Is Oakley close to London?

Roughly 47 miles from the centre of London, and we cover it as standard.

What does the van need?

Less than you might think: a hard surface or firm, dry grass, that the van can reach easily. Send us a picture if you are not sure.

Do you bring everything you need?

The van comes fully equipped to cook. You just need a suitable spot and permission.

What can guests choose from?

Chip-shop favourites: cod or haddock and chips, sausages and pies, with mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy. Our menu has the details.

What happens if it rains?

The weather doesn’t stop the van, because the cooking happens inside. Very soft ground can be a problem, so plan a back-up spot on a hard surface.

Do you have allergen information?

Let us know about allergies in advance, and we will tell you what’s in each item and what we can offer.

How much does fish and chips for the wake cost in Oakley?

We quote for each booking, so the price fits what you need. Give us your date, numbers and serving time and we will reply with a price.

How our funeral and wake catering works in Oakley

Fish and chips is informal, which suits a gathering where people mingle. Whether it is wakes at venues and memorial gatherings, we’ll put together a menu of pie and chips, cod and chips and gravy and more.

Near Oakley, wakes are frequently at home or in the hall. Tell us about lanes and the ground. Let us know about allergies and dietary needs in advance, and we’ll tell you honestly what we can offer.

Fish and chips with peas and a mug of tea on a wooden table
Where
Oakley (HP18)
County
Buckinghamshire
On the menu
Fish and chips, sausages, pies
Extras
Curry sauce, mushy peas and gravy
Quote
Ask us for a quote
Page updated
24 October 2026

Allergies and dietary needs

Nearly every event has some special diets. To look after them:

  • Plan for a few extra people
  • Use the funeral director’s experience on numbers
  • Confirm the van can park at the hall
  • Arrange tea and coffee separately

Seats for older guests near the hall or house help.

Tea and coffee from the hall’s urn, or a friend’s tea table, goes well alongside.

For planners, venues and organisers

For larger numbers, tell us how long you have for food, so we can plan how to keep the queue short. Staggering groups helps a lot.

Booking for a company? Tell us what your finance team needs, and we will talk you through the process. We can work with your facilities team on access and timings.

Can’t we just order from the chip shop?

If you do order from a chip shop, ring well ahead and collect as close to eating time as you can. For a crowd, a van is normally simpler.

Collecting fish and chips for a crowd yourself is possible, but it is hard work. Long waits and a drive home mean food arrives lukewarm and soggy. With a van, it’s fried on the spot.

Why fried-to-order beats a buffet

For warm food after a funeral, a chip van is a gentle choice. Compared with a sit-down meal, a fish and chip van is frequently good value, as there is no kitchen to hire and nothing to wash up. We will send you a quote.

Why book our van in Oakley

  • A quote that spells everything out
  • Cod, haddock, sausages and pies
  • Fried fresh, not kept warm
  • Rain doesn’t stop the fryers

See how we price and our guide to van hire costs.

Wakes in Oakley: venues and practical details

Oakley is about 6 miles north-west of Thame, in Buckinghamshire. For wakes in Oakley, the van can park on drives, in car parks and yards, and on firm lawns and fields. We cover 263 places in Buckinghamshire, from the larger towns to small villages. Our nearest city page is Oxford, about 8 miles away.

Anywhere in HP18, we can bring the van to you. That could mean a wake at a home on Brookside, Manor Road and The Turnpike or the roads around them, wherever the van can park. We also bring the van to wakes in Little London (1 mile east), Brill (1 mile north-east), Piddington (3 miles north), Ludgershall (4 miles north-east) and Blackthorn (5 miles north). Further out, we also take the van to Aylesbury (11 miles east), Buckingham (14 miles north), Elmhurst (11 miles east), Southcourt (11 miles east), Princes Risborough (12 miles south-east) and Haydon Hill (10 miles east).

Well-known places in the area include Waterperry Gardens Rural Museum (3.8 miles south). Open spaces near Oakley include Bernwood Meadows.

  • Pubs nearby include The Royal Oak pub (under half a mile south-west)
Map of Oakley © OpenStreetMap contributors

How we price fish and chips for the wake

Fish and chip van pricing is simple once we know the basics:

  • Any minimum charge
  • How easy the site is to reach
  • The menu and how many choices
  • The number of meals

Most vans have a minimum charge, since getting the van there costs the same however many eat. Ask us what applies to your wake.

Getting an accurate quote

The more we know about your wake, the better we can plan. Try to include:

  • Where you’d like the van to go
  • Rough numbers for adults and children
  • Anything awkward about the way in
  • Your date and serving time

Thinking about fish and chips for the wake for your wake in Oakley? Send us the details and we will come back with a quote. To get in touch, use our quote form.

Before you choose a spot

The right spot keeps everyone safe and the service smooth. We need:

  • Light near the van and the queue for evening service
  • Somewhere close to where people will eat
  • Flat, firm ground for the van

If you’re unsure, send a photo of the space and the way in, and we will say what we think before you book.

Popular choices

  • Sausage and chips
  • Gravy
  • Pie and chips
  • Haddock and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Cod and chips

View our menu

Events we cater in Oakley

There is no kitchen work for anyone.

In Oakley and nearby, the van turns up at all sorts of events. Popular bookings include:

  • Wakes at a pub or venue with outside space
  • Wakes at church halls and clubs
  • A wake at the family home
  • Memorial gatherings

If the funeral is at a church such as Church of St Mary, a hall or home nearby keeps the journey to the wake short.

Before you book anyone

  • Exactly what’s included in the price
  • The van’s size and access needs
  • The service time, and the cost of running over
  • What they can offer for dietary needs

Our booking checklist

What happens on the day

We arrive in good time before you want to eat, park the van and get the fryers going. Guests usually gather round the hatch as soon as we open. In winter, it is dark in Oakley by about 3:55pm, so for an afternoon wake, light near the van and the door helps. In summer, there is daylight until about 9:25pm.

  1. We start with a few details about your wake.
  2. We check the date and where the van will park, then send a quote.
  3. Timings and the van’s spot are agreed in advance.
  4. We cook to order on the day for family and friends.
  5. We serve from the hatch, then leave the pitch tidy.

Preparing for the day

  • Arrange somewhere dry for the queue
  • Share the timings for the day
  • Clear the route for the van

Getting a price

Tell us your date, venue or postcode and roughly how many people, along with your serving time, and you will get a clear price. Just send us your details through our quote form.

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Related guides

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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