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Funeral and Wake Catering in Penwood

We bring fish and chips for the wake across Penwood and West Berkshire, cooking to order on site.

  • Anniversary memorials
  • Gatherings after scattering ashes
  • Wakes at a pub or venue with outside space

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Funeral and wake catering in Penwood

How our funeral and wake catering works in Penwood

We understand that timings on the day can move, so we stay flexible. For life celebrations and memorial events and anniversaries, we’ll put together a menu of pie and chips, mushy peas and gravy.

In rural Penwood, home or the hall is usual. We serve from the hatch, so it is hot and generous, and service is quick once we are up and running.

Fish and chips with peas and a mug of tea on a wooden table
Where
Penwood (RG20)
County
West Berkshire
Menu
Cod and haddock, chips, sausages and pies
Sides
Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
Quote
Contact us for a quote
Updated
24 October 2026

Should I sort the food myself?

Doing the food yourself saves money, but the host ends up running around. Booking the van means hot food and no stress.

Collecting fish and chips for a crowd yourself is possible, but it’s hard work. Long waits and a drive home mean food arrives lukewarm and soggy. With a van, it’s fried on the spot.

Diets, allergies and planning

We need to know about dietary needs and allergies in advance, and we’ll be straight with you about what’s possible. To make it work smoothly:

  • Use the funeral director’s experience on numbers
  • Choose a friend to be our contact
  • Check the hall or venue allows a catering van
  • Keep the serving time flexible

We start when you give the word.

A table of photos helps people talk.

Your questions about fish and chips for the wake in Penwood

We’re gathering after a service at Church of St Michael Archangel: can you come?

Yes, at a home, hall or venue nearby where the van can park. Food is generally served at the reception venue rather than the church. Tell us where you’ll gather.

How far is Penwood from London?

About 56 miles from central London, and well within our area.

Do you bring everything you need?

Everything is cooked in the van. Tell us about power, water and bins at the site.

How long are you on site?

We arrive well before service to park and heat the fryers. We’ll agree arrival and serving times with you so food is ready when you want it.

What food do you serve?

The classics: cod or haddock and chips, sausages and pies, with mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy. Our menu has the details.

Can the van park on grass?

It depends on the ground. Let us know what the ground is like, and send a photo if you can.

Can you cook in the rain?

We carry on in the rain, because the fryers are inside. Very soft ground can be a problem, so plan a back-up spot on a hard surface.

What do we need to supply?

A suitable spot for the van and permission to park there. Tell us whether there is power or water nearby and we’ll take it from there.

Planners, venues and businesses

Many venues set rules for catering vans: parking spots, arrival times and documents. Send us your venue’s requirements and we’ll work through them with you.

Parks, greens and streets generally need permission for a catering van. The council or landowner will tell you what they need.

How we price fish and chips for the wake

Here’s what makes the biggest difference to the price:

  • Access and parking
  • Whether a minimum applies
  • How far we travel
  • How long we serve

Got a budget? Let us know, and we will suggest how to make it work. A short menu is often the best value.

What we need to know

To check availability and price, we need:

  • The address or venue name
  • Roughly how many people, including children
  • The date and time of the event
  • A picture of the space and the way in

Planning fish and chips for the wake in Penwood? Tell us what you have in mind and we will reply with a clear price. To get in touch, use our quote form.

The menu, dish by dish

Curry sauce

The chip shop’s own curry sauce is mild and a little sweet, great with chips and sausages.

Gravy

In the north and the Midlands, gravy is the side of choice, and it is lovely with a pie.

Penwood: halls, homes and travel

Penwood is about 4 miles south-west of Newbury, in West Berkshire. Give us the address of your wake in Penwood, and we’ll plan the route and the parking spot before the day. We cover 155 places in West Berkshire, from the larger towns to small villages. Our bookings stretch from Penwood to Reading (18 miles away).

For a service at a church like Church of St Michael Archangel, choosing a wake venue nearby helps older guests.

Wherever your wake is in RG20, we can fry fresh for your guests, from busy streets to quiet lanes. Your wake could be at a house on Penwood Heights, Woodlands and Foxs Lane, wherever the van can park. We also bring the van to wakes in Woolton Hill (1 mile north-west), Highclere (1 mile south-west), Wash Water (1 mile north-east), Enborne Row (1 mile north) and Burghclere (2 miles east). Further out, we also take the van to Newbury (4 miles north-east), Thatcham (6 miles north-east), Burghfield Common (13 miles east), Speenhamland (4 miles north-east), Hungerford (8 miles north-west) and Calcot (15 miles north-east).

Well-known places in the area include Newbury Castle (3.5 miles north) and British Balloon Museum & Library Ltd (3.9 miles north-east). Green spaces nearby include Audrey's Meadow and Sidown Hill.

  • Nearby schools include The Clere School (1.9 miles east)
Map of Penwood © OpenStreetMap contributors

The process

Changes on the day are fine: we can start a little later or slow the pace. In summer, a wake in Penwood has light until about 9:25pm, while winter afternoons darken by about 4:00pm, so plan lighting near the door.

  1. First, the plan: what, where and what time.
  2. We come back with availability and a clear price.
  3. We agree exactly where the van parks, and how it gets in.
  4. Batter, fish and chips all go into the fryer as people come up.
  5. We leave the spot as we found it.

Before we arrive

  • Make sure the van can get in
  • Confirm numbers and dietary needs before the day
  • Keep space clear for guests at the hatch

Getting a price

We quote for each event separately, so the price fits what you actually need. For a quote, use our quote form.

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Space, access and the venue

Plenty of places work for the van, but a few things matter:

  • A clear way in, with no low branches, cables or narrow gates
  • A lit spot if service runs after dark
  • The site’s agreement to a catering van

If you’re unsure, send a picture of the space and the way in, and we’ll say what we think before you book.

From the hatch

  • Cod and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Haddock and chips
  • Gravy
  • Sausage and chips
  • Pie and chips

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Who books funeral and wake catering in Penwood?

Families choose fish and chips because it is comforting and familiar.

Almost any gathering works with a fish and chip van. People in Penwood book the van for occasions like:

  • Remembering a loved one’s favourite food
  • Memorial gatherings
  • Gatherings at a village hall or club
  • Small family memorials

Relatives arriving by train should know that the closest railway station is Newbury station, roughly 3.7 miles north-east of the centre.

Questions to ask before you book

  • The van’s size and access needs
  • Whether there is a minimum
  • Travel, tolls and road charges
  • If the price includes VAT

Choosing a fish and chip van

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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