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Funeral and Wake Catering for Petham events

A menu everybody knows: fish and chips, sausages and pies, with mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy. Funeral and wake catering in Petham.

  • Scattering of ashes gatherings
  • Remembering a loved one’s favourite food
  • Memorial gatherings

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Funeral and wake catering for Petham events

Events we cater in Petham

There’s no kitchen work for anyone.

We can help if you are planning any of the following:

  • Life celebrations
  • A wake at the family home
  • Anniversary memorials
  • Wakes at church halls and clubs

If relatives are coming by rail, Chartham station is about 2.6 miles away.

What your quote should include

  • The van’s size and access needs
  • When final numbers are due
  • What happens if the event is cancelled or moved
  • Any minimum charge

Choosing a fish and chip van

Funeral and wake catering for your wake in Petham

Some families choose it because it was a loved one’s favourite, which makes it a fitting tribute. Popular choices include cod and chips, pie and chips and gravy, and typical bookings are for memorial gatherings and family gatherings after a burial or cremation.

Near Petham, wakes are frequently at home or in the hall. Tell us about lanes and the ground. Let us know about allergies and dietary needs in advance, and we’ll be straight with you about what we can do before booking.

Where
Petham (CT4)
Area hub
Kent
Menu
Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
Sides
Mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy
Price
Quoted for your event
Last updated
24 October 2026
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How we price fish and chips for the wake

Here’s what makes the biggest difference to the price:

  • How far we travel
  • How easy the site is to reach
  • Any minimum charge
  • Peak dates such as summer Saturdays

Distance and any road charges make a difference, so tell us exactly where your wake is.

What we need to know

These details help us quote quickly:

  • The address or venue name
  • Access details such as gates and narrow lanes
  • The date and when you’d like to eat
  • Dietary needs, with numbers

Getting a quote is simple: tell us the date, place, numbers and serving time. We will come back with a clear quote.

How the day works

Nothing gathers a crowd like the smell of fish and chips. Each piece of fish is battered and fried to order, and chips are fried in batches through service. In summer, a wake in Petham has light until about 9:15pm, while winter afternoons darken by about 3:50pm, so plan lighting near the door.

  1. Tell us what you are planning and when you’d like to eat.
  2. You hear back on the date and the price.
  3. The van’s spot is fixed in advance.
  4. On the day, everything is cooked to order, so nothing sits in a hot cabinet.
  5. The pitch is left tidy when we go.

Preparing for the day

  • Send us final numbers and any allergies in good time
  • Plan where the queue will stand
  • Choose a level, firm spot for the van

Ask for a quote

Planning fish and chips for the wake in Petham? Send us the details and we’ll reply with a clear price. Just use our quote form.

Tell us about your event

Planning help

About the food

Gravy

Chips and gravy is a favourite in the north and the Midlands, and it goes perfectly with a pie.

Sausage and chips

For anyone who does not fancy fish, there is sausage and chips, and it’s a favourite with children.

Why choose a fish and chip van in Petham?

Sandwiches are traditional at wakes. Hot food can be more welcome, especially in winter. Compared with a sit-down meal, a fish and chip van is frequently good value, as there’s no kitchen to hire and nothing to wash up. We will send you a quote.

Why book our van in Petham

  • Fried fresh, not kept warm
  • Quick service from the hatch
  • Classic food your guests already know
  • A clear quote before you book

Read our prices page or the cost guide.

Petham: halls, homes and travel

Petham is about 4 miles south of Canterbury, in Kent. People in Petham book us for all sorts of reasons, but the plan is always the same: somewhere to park, a time to serve and fresh frying. Petham is one of 922 places in Kent where we bring the van.

For a service at a church like Church of All Saints, choosing a wake venue nearby helps older guests. The Kent Downs National Landscape is within about 6 miles of Petham, and rural venues there may have narrow lanes, so tell us about access.

For wakes in CT4, we just need to know where the van can park and a serving time. Your wake could be at a house on The Street, Vicarage Hill and Town Road or the roads around them, wherever the van can park. If your venue is just outside Petham, we also cover Garlinge Green (1 mile north-west), Lower Hardres (2 miles north-east), Upper Hardres (2 miles east), Anvil Green (2 miles south-west) and Pett Bottom (2 miles east). Larger places within reach include Ashford (10 miles south-west), Canterbury (4 miles north), Dover (12 miles south-east), Folkestone (11 miles south-east), Whitstable (9 miles north) and Deal (15 miles east).

Other landmarks nearby include Canterbury Castle (3.8 miles north) and Kent and Canterbury Hospital (3.4 miles north-east). Green spaces nearby include Blean Woods RSPB Reserve.

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For event organisers in Petham

If your event is in a public place, such as a park or a street, check what permission you need first. Ask the council or landowner early.

Many venues set rules for catering vans: parking spots, arrival times and documents. Tell us what your venue needs and we’ll confirm what we can provide.

Where the van can park in Petham

We will agree the van’s spot with you before the day. It needs to tick a few simple boxes:

  • A level, firm spot the van can drive onto
  • A spot near your guests
  • Lighting nearby for evening events

Not sure about the spot? Send us a photo and we will tell you honestly before you book.

From the hatch

  • Haddock and chips
  • Pie and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Gravy
  • Cod and chips
  • Sausage and chips

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FAQs for Petham

Do you come out to small places like Petham?

Not at all. We serve villages and hamlets as well as towns. Let us know about access and parking.

We are gathering after a service at Church of All Saints: can you come?

Yes, at a home, hall or venue nearby where the van can park. Food is typically served at the reception venue rather than the church. Send us the address.

What if the weather’s bad?

We carry on in the rain, because the cooking happens inside. Very soft ground can be a problem, so plan a back-up spot on a hard surface.

What if timings change?

We allow for it. We’ll agree a serving time and stay flexible.

Do you need power or water?

A suitable spot for the van and permission to park there. Mention any power or water available and we’ll take it from there.

Can our funeral director book for us?

Yes. We are happy to deal with the funeral director or a family friend.

Does the batter contain gluten?

Not as standard: the batter contains wheat. Tell us about any coeliac guests and we will explain the options before you book.

How long does set-up take?

That depends on your numbers and timings. We confirm all the timings beforehand.

Should I sort the food myself?

A DIY buffet works for small groups. For bigger numbers, a van makes life easier, and you get to enjoy the day.

Collecting fish and chips for a crowd yourself is possible, but it’s hard work. Long waits and a drive home mean food arrives lukewarm and soggy. A van fries it right there, so it is crisp.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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