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Funeral and Wake Catering for Pitchcott events

Funeral and wake catering in Pitchcott: cod, haddock and chips fried to order, and served hot from the hatch at the time you choose.

  • A favourite meal in someone’s memory
  • Pub wakes
  • Celebrations of life

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How our funeral and wake catering works in Pitchcott

Some families choose it because it was a loved one’s favourite, which makes it a fitting tribute. Typical bookings include anniversary memorials and scattering of ashes gatherings, serving pie and chips, cod and chips and gravy.

Near Pitchcott, wakes are often at home or in the hall. Let us know about access. We cook inside the van, right where your guests are, so the batter is still crisp when it’s handed over.

A plate of fish, chips and peas with a cup of tea
Location
Pitchcott (HP22)
Region
Buckinghamshire
On the menu
Cod and haddock, chips, sausages and pies
On the side
Mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy
Price
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Updated
24 October 2026

Planning for dietary needs

We need to know about dietary needs and allergies in advance, and we will be straight with you about what’s possible. To get it right:

  • Ensure older relatives can sit
  • Cater for a few more than you expect
  • Allow for the service running over
  • Ask the venue about the van

Remember the journey from the service when choosing a serving time.

A favourite cake can be a lovely touch.

Questions from Pitchcott

Do you come out to small places like Pitchcott?

No, we come to small places too. Tell us about lanes, gates and the ground.

Can you serve after a service at Church of St. Giles?

Yes, at a home, hall or venue nearby where the van can park. Food is normally served at the reception venue rather than the church. Tell us where you’ll gather.

Can someone else arrange it?

Of course. We are happy to deal with the funeral director or a family friend.

Can you serve children?

Of course. Sausage and chips is a favourite with children. Tell us how many are coming.

How fast is service?

Keeping choices simple and sending people up in groups helps. Tell us your timings and we will advise.

Where do you take the van?

London and South East England: Kent, Surrey, East and West Sussex, Hampshire, Berkshire, Bucks, Oxfordshire and the Isle of Wight.

How long are you on site?

We arrive well before service to park and heat the fryers. We will agree arrival and serving times with you so food is ready when you want it.

What about guests who do not eat fish?

Sausage and chips and pie and chips are on the menu. Tell us about other diets and we will be honest about what’s possible.

Planners, venues and businesses

Many venues set rules for catering vans: parking spots, arrival times and documents. Tell us what your venue needs and we’ll work through them with you.

If your event is in a public place, such as a park or a street, check what permission you need first. Ask the council or landowner early.

Takeaway run or book a van?

You could do a chip-shop run for everyone yourself, but it rarely works for a crowd. By the time you’ve queued, paid and driven back, the batter has gone soft. A van fries it right there, so it’s crisp.

Doing the food yourself saves money, but the host ends up running around. With a fish and chip van, you get hot food without the work.

Events we cater in Pitchcott

It’s warm, simple food that almost everyone enjoys.

Here are some of the occasions we serve in Pitchcott and Buckinghamshire:

  • Family meals after the service
  • A tribute meal
  • Wakes at home
  • Scattering of ashes gatherings

Families holding a service at Church of St. Giles often gather afterwards at a nearby hall, where the van can park.

What your quote should include

  • The deadline for final numbers
  • Payment terms and deposit
  • What the price includes, item by item
  • What they can offer for dietary needs

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After a funeral in Pitchcott

Pitchcott is about 4 miles north of Haydon Hill, in Buckinghamshire. For a wake in Pitchcott, we can park on a drive, a car park, a yard or firm, dry grass in and around Pitchcott. We serve 263 places in Buckinghamshire, from the larger towns to small villages. Our nearest city page is Milton Keynes, about 12 miles away.

For family travelling by train, Aylesbury Vale Parkway station is about 3.3 miles away.

For wakes in HP22, we just need to know where the van can park. For wakes just outside Pitchcott, we cover Oving (1 mile north-east), North Marston (1 mile north), Whitchurch (2 miles east), Hardwick (2 miles south-east) and Weedon (3 miles south-east). Larger places within reach include Aylesbury (5 miles south-east), Buckingham (10 miles north-west), Elmhurst (5 miles south-east), Southcourt (6 miles south-east), Princes Risborough (11 miles south) and Haydon Hill (4 miles south).

A little further out are Royal Buckinghamshire Hospital (4.6 miles south-east) and Bolbec Castle (1.4 miles east).

  • Nearby, you will find The Black Boy pub (0.6 miles north-east)
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A chip van compared with other options

Preparing food yourself adds to a hard day. A van takes that off your hands. Most vans have a minimum charge, since getting the van there costs the same however many eat. Ask us what applies to your wake.

Why us?

  • Nothing for you to cook or clear
  • Bookings across Buckinghamshire, including Pitchcott
  • Classic food your guests already know
  • No surprises in your quote

Take a look at how we price or what a fish and chip van costs.

Where the van can park in Pitchcott

We will be honest if a spot will not work, and suggest an alternative. The main points are:

  • A route in without tight gates or low branches
  • A short walk from the party
  • Lighting nearby for evening events

If you’re unsure, send a picture of the space and the way in, and we will say what we think before booking.

Popular choices

  • Haddock and chips
  • Cod and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Pie and chips
  • Gravy
  • Sausage and chips

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How it works

We arrive in good time before you want to eat, park the van and get the fryers going. Your guests can wander over to the hatch as soon as we open. In summer, a wake in Pitchcott has light until about 9:25pm, but in December it is dark by about 3:55pm.

  1. Contact us with the basics: when, where and roughly how many.
  2. A photo of the parking spot helps us check the van will fit.
  3. A week or so before, we confirm timings and numbers.
  4. We park, open the hatch and start frying for family and friends.
  5. Last portion served, we tidy up and head off.

Getting ready for the day

  • Pick a flat, firm place for the van to park
  • Share the timings for the day
  • Make sure the van can get in

Ask for a quote

Thinking about fish and chips for the wake for your wake in Pitchcott? Tell us what you have in mind and we’ll reply with a clear price. Just fill in our quote form.

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Planning help

A closer look at the menu

Cod and chips

Cod and chips is the meal most people picture when they think of a chip shop. Fried to order in the van, it goes out hot and crisp.

Sausage and chips

Sausage and chips is the go-to for anyone who is not a fish fan.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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