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Funeral and wake catering in Portswood, Southampton
Something for almost everyone: cod or haddock in batter, chips, sausages and pies, with mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy. Funeral and wake catering in Portswood.
- Pub wakes
- A favourite meal in someone’s memory
- Anniversary memorials
Funeral and wake catering for Portswood events
How our funeral and wake catering works in Portswood
Fish and chips is informal, which suits a gathering where people mingle. Typical bookings include a favourite meal in someone’s memory and pub wakes, serving mushy peas, sausage and chips and haddock and chips.
For a wake in a place like Portswood, the village hall is frequently the heart of it. Everything is fried fresh at your wake, never cooked in advance and left in a hot cabinet.
- Where
- Portswood (SO17, SO14, SO18)
- Region
- Southampton
- On the menu
- Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
- On the side
- Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
- Quotes
- Contact us for a quote
- Updated
- 24 October 2026
Cannot we just order from the chip shop?
Collecting fish and chips for a crowd yourself is possible, but it is hard work. Long waits and a drive home mean food arrives lukewarm and soggy. A van fries it right there, so it is crisp.
For a small group, making your own food can work. For bigger numbers, a van makes life easier, and you get to enjoy the day.
For event organisers in Portswood
For big groups, the service window matters, so we can plan service to match. Sending people up in groups helps.
If your event is in a public place, such as a park or a street, check what permission you need first. The council or landowner will tell you what they need.
Also near Portswood
Other occasions in Portswood
Your questions about fish and chips for the wake in Portswood
We’re gathering after a service at Highfield Church: can you come?
Yes, at a home, hall or venue nearby where the van can park. Churches rarely have space for a catering van, so the food is usually elsewhere. Tell us where you will gather.
Can the van park in Southampton Common?
Only if the landowner, normally the council, allows it. Check with them first, and tell us what they say.
Do you have a kids’ option?
Children are very welcome. Let us know numbers, and we will plan for them.
What happens if it rains?
We carry on in the rain, because the fryers are inside. Very soft ground can be a problem, so plan a back-up spot on a hard surface.
What do you bring?
We bring the van and everything we need to cook. You just need a suitable spot and permission.
What about guests who do not eat fish?
Yes: sausage and chips or pie and chips. Tell us roughly how many to expect.
Can the van park on grass?
Frequently, if the ground is firm and dry. After heavy rain, soft grass can be a problem for any vehicle, so plan a back-up spot.
How long are you on site?
That depends on your numbers and timings. We confirm all the timings beforehand.
Events we cater in Portswood
It suits all ages.
Whatever brings people together, fish and chips from the hatch goes down well. We regularly serve:
- Memorial gatherings
- Wakes at venues
- Scattering of ashes gatherings
- Family meals after the service
Portswood is on or near the A335 and A3035, handy for relatives driving in.
What your quote should include
- What happens if plans change
- The van’s size and access needs
- The deposit and payment dates
- The minimum number of meals or minimum spend
Planning for dietary needs
Dietary needs are easiest to plan with some notice. We suggest:
- Name a contact for the day who isn’t close family
- Funeral directors can help with numbers
- Have chairs for those who need them
- Ask the venue about the van
We start when you give the word.
Napkins and bins near the van keep things tidy.
A fish and chip van or other catering?
Some venues offer wake menus. A van works where they don’t, or at home. Comparing vans? Look at what each quote includes: service time, menu, travel, any minimum and VAT. We set ours out clearly.
Why book our van in Portswood
- Rain doesn’t stop the fryers
- A menu almost everyone likes
- Mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy on the side
- Bookings across Southampton, including Portswood
See our prices page or the cost guide.
What affects the price in Portswood
Here’s what makes the biggest difference to the price:
- How easy the site is to reach
- The number of meals
- Your choice of menu
- Whether a minimum applies
Most vans have a minimum charge, because the van, fuel and travel cost the same for a small group. Ask us what applies to your wake.
Details that help
These details help us quote quickly:
- Anything awkward about the way in
- Allergies and diets you know about
- Where the event is
- A picture of the parking spot
The more you tell us, the more accurate the quote: the parking spot, access, numbers and serving time. A photo of the spot helps too. When you are ready, fill in our quote form.
Wake catering near Portswood
Portswood is about 1 mile north of Southampton, in Southampton. Across the SO17 area, we can fry fresh for your guests. Portswood is one of 40 places in Southampton where we bring the van.
After a service at Highfield Church, a wake at a hall or home close by means less travelling for everyone. For anyone coming to the funeral by train, St Denys station serves Portswood directly. The New Forest National Park is within about 8 miles of Portswood, and rural venues there may have narrow lanes, so tell us about access. The coast is within about 2 miles of Portswood, and for many families fish and chips brings back memories of the seaside.
For wakes in SO17, SO14 and SO18, we just need to know where the van can park. Streets in the area include Ivy Road, Alma Road and Lawn Road, and the van can serve a wake on any of them with a suitable parking spot. You will find Portswood on the A335 and A3035, so it’s easy for us to reach with the van. Neighbouring places where we serve wakes include St Denys (1 mile south-east), Southampton (1 mile south), Inner Avenue (1 mile south-west), Bitterne Manor (1 mile south-east) and Bitterne Park (1 mile east). Further out, we also take the van to Thornhill (3 miles south-east), Maybush (3 miles west), Eling (4 miles west), Rownhams (3 miles north-west), Millbrook (3 miles west) and Weston (3 miles south).
A little further out are Marlands Shopping Centre (1.5 miles south) and Royal South Hants Hospital (0.9 miles south). The countryside around Portswood includes Netley Common.
- Local schools include St Anne's Catholic School (1 mile south-west) and St Mary's Independent School (1.2 miles east)
- Pubs nearby include South Western Arms (within half a mile south-east)
Space, access and the venue
The van has to be able to get in and park safely, so a few things need checking. Here’s what we look for:
- Lighting nearby for evening events
- Space for people to queue at the hatch
- A clear way in, with no low branches, cables or narrow gates
If you’re unsure, send a photo of the space and the way in, and we’ll say what we think before you book.
On the menu in Portswood
- Cod and chips
- Haddock and chips
- Pie and chips
- Mushy peas
- Sausage and chips
- Gravy
The process
You do not need to do much on the day: show us the spot, tell us when to start, and enjoy your wake. We handle the cooking and serving. In autumn and winter, it’s dark early in Portswood; ensure older guests have a well-lit route to the van.
- Send us your date, numbers and address.
- We check the route in and send a price.
- We arrive early to park and heat the fryers.
- Fish goes into the batter and straight into the fryer, to order.
- Service is straight from the hatch, then we pack up.
Getting ready for the day
- Leave room in front of the hatch for a queue
- Have a level parking spot ready
- Give us a contact for the day
Get a quote
Getting a quote is simple: tell us the date, place, numbers and serving time. We’ll come back with a clear quote.
Related guides
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch