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Funeral and Wake Catering in Rodmersham Green

Hot, crisp and cooked while you wait: fish and chips for the wake in Rodmersham Green and across Kent.

  • Gatherings at a village hall or club
  • A favourite meal in someone’s memory
  • Memorial events and anniversaries

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Funeral and wake catering for Rodmersham Green events

Funeral and wake catering for your wake in Rodmersham Green

Services frequently run over, and we will work around the service and the family. Whether it’s a favourite meal in someone’s memory and wakes at church halls and clubs, we will put together a menu of mushy peas, gravy and haddock and chips and more.

Near Rodmersham Green, wakes are frequently at home or in the hall. Let us know about access. We serve from the hatch, so every portion is hot, and service is quick once we are up and running.

Battered fish and chips served on a plate
Area
Rodmersham Green (ME9)
Region
Kent
Menu
Cod and haddock, chips, sausages and pies
On the side
Mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy
Price
Quoted for your event
Updated
24 October 2026

The menu, dish by dish

Pie and chips

Pie and chips is hearty and filling, and it’s especially welcome on a cold day.

Cod and chips

Cod is the classic: mild, white and flaky, and it is what most people in the south ask for. It is battered and fried to order.

Step by step

Serving is straightforward: everything is handed over hot from the hatch. Afterwards we pack up. Sunset in Rodmersham Green is about 7:00pm in late September and about 3:50pm in December; plan a lit path from the door to the van.

  1. You, or your funeral director, tell us the date, the place and rough numbers.
  2. You get an access check and a quote, without fuss.
  3. We plan a flexible serving time around the service.
  4. We serve calmly from the hatch when everyone is ready.
  5. Afterwards we pack up quietly and leave the spot tidy.

Getting ready for the day

  • Confirm the van is allowed on site
  • Tell us when you want to eat
  • Think about a gazebo by the van in case of rain

Get a quote

Getting a quote is simple: tell us the date, place, numbers and serving time. We’ll send a clear quote that says what’s included.

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Why choose funeral and wake catering in Rodmersham Green?

It works for everyone.

Almost any gathering works with a fish and chip van. In Rodmersham Green, people book us for events such as:

  • Wakes at venues
  • Wakes at home
  • Village hall wakes
  • Gatherings after the committal

If there is not room at home, a hall or club near Rodmersham Green may suit.

What your quote should include

  • How long service runs, and what happens if you overrun
  • How much space the van takes up
  • Any minimum charge
  • The deadline for final numbers

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What affects the price in Rodmersham Green

Two events with the same numbers can cost different amounts, depending on:

  • The length of service
  • Whether a minimum applies
  • Peak dates such as summer Saturdays
  • Cod, haddock or both

Cost depends on numbers, menu and service time, along with distance and access to the site. Every booking gets its own quote.

What we need to know

You do not need everything decided to ask for a quote, but these help:

  • The date and when you’d like to eat
  • The spot you have in mind for the van
  • How to get in: gates, lanes and ground
  • Where the event is

The more you tell us, the more accurate the quote: where the van would park, how to get in, numbers and timings. Photos of the spot and the way in help. When you are ready, send us your details through our quote form.

A fish and chip van or other catering?

A formal meal does not always suit. A van keeps it relaxed. Got a budget? Let us know, and we’ll suggest how to make it work. A short menu is frequently the best value.

Why book our van in Rodmersham Green

  • A clear quote before you book
  • No kitchen, no crockery, no washing up
  • The classic sides: peas, curry sauce and gravy
  • Rain does not stop the fryers

See our prices page and what a fish and chip van costs.

Wake catering near Rodmersham Green

Rodmersham Green is about 2 miles south of Sittingbourne, in Kent. From the centre of Rodmersham Green to the outskirts, we offer the same service: fresh frying, hot food from the hatch and a clear price. Rodmersham Green is one of 922 towns and villages in Kent where we bring the van. You can also see our page for Canterbury, about 15 miles away.

After a service at Church of St Nicholas, a wake at a hall or home close by means less travelling for everyone. Relatives arriving by train should know that the nearest station is Sittingbourne station, about 1.7 miles north. The Kent Downs National Landscape is within about 6 miles of Rodmersham Green, and rural venues there may have narrow lanes, so tell us about access.

Wakes anywhere in ME9 start with a parking spot for the van and roughly how many guests. Whether your wake is on Stockers Hill, Green Lane and Bottles Lane or anywhere nearby, we can park up and fry there. Neighbouring places where we serve wakes include Highsted (1 mile west), Rodmersham (1 mile east), Bapchild (1 mile east), Newbury (1 mile south-east) and Tunstall (1 mile west). Larger places within reach include Maidstone (10 miles west), Ashford (13 miles south-east), Canterbury (15 miles east), Whitstable (13 miles east), Faversham (6 miles east) and Minster (7 miles north).

Nearby you’ll also find Sittingbourne Heritage Museum (1.4 miles north) and Bayford Court (1.7 miles north).

  • Schools near Rodmersham Green include Fulston Manor School (1.1 miles north)
  • Parks and local facilities nearby include Sittingbourne and Milton Urban District (2.2 miles north)
Map of Rodmersham Green © OpenStreetMap contributors

Common questions in Rodmersham Green

Which station is closest to Rodmersham Green?

The closest is Sittingbourne station, roughly 1.7 miles away.

Is Rodmersham Green close to London?

Roughly 38 miles from the centre of London, and well within our area.

Can you cater a wake at short notice?

Ask as soon as you have the date. We’ll tell you straight away whether we’re available.

Can a friend deal with you?

Of course. We can work with whoever is helping you.

Do you need power or water?

A suitable spot for the van and permission to park there. Tell us whether there’s power or water nearby and we’ll confirm the rest.

Can you be flexible on the day?

We allow for it. We’ll agree a serving time and stay flexible.

How quickly can you serve everyone?

It depends on numbers, the menu and how people arrive. Give us your numbers and service window, and we’ll plan to keep the queue moving.

How long does set-up take?

We arrive well before service to park and heat the fryers. We’ll agree arrival and serving times with you so food is ready when you want it.

Allergies and dietary needs

Nearly every event has some special diets. To look after them:

  • Keep the serving time flexible
  • Check the hall has an urn
  • Mention allergies you know about
  • Ask the venue about the van

Afterwards, we leave quietly.

A table of photos helps people talk.

Takeaway run or book a van?

Ordering from a local shop? Call ahead and collect at the last minute. For a crowd, a van is usually simpler.

Collecting fish and chips for a crowd yourself is possible, but it is hard work. By the time you’ve queued, paid and driven back, the batter has gone soft. A van fries it right there, so it is crisp.

What the van needs

A good parking spot makes the whole thing easier. We need:

  • Lighting nearby for evening events
  • A level, firm spot the van can drive onto
  • A clear area by the serving hatch

If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we’ll advise.

What we serve

  • Pie and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Gravy
  • Haddock and chips
  • Cod and chips
  • Sausage and chips

Browse the menu

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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