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Funeral and Wake Catering for Sheet's Heath events

Something for almost everyone: cod or haddock in batter, chips, sausages and pies, plus mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy on the side. Funeral and wake catering in Sheet's Heath.

  • Scattering of ashes gatherings
  • Wakes at venues
  • A wake at the family home

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Funeral and wake catering for Sheet's Heath events

How our funeral and wake catering works in Sheet's Heath

We cook as people come up. We’re frequently asked to cater family meals after the service and scattering of ashes gatherings, with sausage and chips, gravy and mushy peas.

In rural Sheet's Heath, home or the hall is usual. We serve from the hatch, so it’s hot and generous, and the queue keeps moving.

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Area
Sheet's Heath (GU24)
Area hub
Surrey
Menu
Fish and chips, sausages, pies
Extras
Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
Quotes
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Updated
24 October 2026

Where the van can park in Sheet's Heath

The right spot keeps everyone safe and the service smooth. We need:

  • A short walk from the party
  • A level, firm spot the van can drive onto
  • The site’s agreement to a catering van

Not sure about the spot? Send us a photo and we’ll tell you honestly.

Popular choices

  • Pie and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Cod and chips
  • Gravy
  • Sausage and chips
  • Haddock and chips

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What affects the price in Sheet's Heath

There is nothing hidden: the price is based on:

  • Travel, tolls and road charges
  • Service time
  • The number of meals
  • Any minimum charge

When you compare quotes, check what each one includes: service time, menu, travel, any minimum and VAT. Our quotes spell it all out.

Getting an accurate quote

These details help us quote quickly:

  • Expected numbers
  • Access details such as gates and narrow lanes
  • The address or venue name
  • The date and time of the event

The quickest way to a quote is to use our quote form. Tell us about your wake in Sheet's Heath, and we will check the date and send a price.

Organising for someone else?

Booking for a company? Tell us what your finance team needs, and we will talk you through the process. We can work with your facilities team on access and timings.

If your event is in a public place, such as a park or a street, check what permission you need first. The council or landowner will tell you what they need.

What comes out of the fryer

Pie and chips

A pie and chips is proper comfort food, and it’s a favourite in colder months.

Cod and chips

For many people, cod and chips is the definitive version. Cooked fresh at the hatch, it’s hot, crisp and generous.

Occasions we serve in Sheet's Heath

There is little waste, because food is cooked to order.

Big or small, the van works the same way. Common bookings include:

  • Family meals after the service
  • Village hall wakes
  • Small family memorials
  • Wakes at home

For family travelling by train, Brookwood station is about 0.5 miles away.

What your quote should include

  • Allergen information for each item
  • Whether there’s a minimum
  • The cancellation terms
  • Payment terms and deposit

Choosing a fish and chip van

Takeaway run or book a van?

A DIY buffet works for small groups. For larger numbers, or when you want hot food, a van takes the pressure off, and nobody has to miss the wake.

Ordering from a local shop? Call ahead and collect at the last minute. For anything more than a handful of people, a van is normally the easier option.

Wakes in Sheet's Heath: venues and practical details

Sheet's Heath is about 3 miles west of Woking, in Surrey. Give us the address of your wake in Sheet's Heath, and we will plan the route and the parking spot before the day. Sheet's Heath is one of 395 towns and villages in Surrey we cover.

Families holding a service at Saint Saviour's Church often gather afterwards at a nearby hall, where the van can park.

For wakes in GU24, we just need to know where the van can park. From Benwell Road, Sheet's Heath Lane and The Ridgeway or anywhere nearby, we will bring the van to you. Nearby, we also serve wakes in Brookwood (1 mile south), Knaphill (1 mile north-east), Bisley (1 mile north), Lucas Green (2 miles north) and West End (2 miles north). Within a short drive, we also cover Guildford (5 miles south-east), Woking (3 miles east), Camberley (4 miles north-west), Farnham (10 miles south-west), Egham (9 miles north-east) and Walton-on-Thames (11 miles north-east).

Well-known places in the area include The Museum of The National Rifle Association (0.8 miles west) and Brookwood Hospital (0.9 miles east). The countryside around Sheet's Heath includes Brookwood Lye.

  • Nearby schools include Knowl Hill School (1 mile south-west) and The Winston Churchill School A Specialist Sports College (1.6 miles east)
  • Pubs nearby include Nag's Head Inn (0.5 miles east)
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Why fried-to-order beats a buffet

Next to a buffet, fish and chips is hot and simple, which helps when numbers are hard to predict. A chip van often compares well with a plated meal, because it needs no kitchen and no crockery hire. We’ll send you a quote.

What you get with us

  • Cod, haddock, sausages and pies
  • A quote that spells everything out
  • Fried fresh, not kept warm
  • We cook inside the van, whatever the weather

Read our prices page or the cost guide.

Your questions about fish and chips for the wake in Sheet's Heath

How far is Sheet's Heath from London?

Roughly 27 miles from the centre of London, and we cover it as standard.

Is Sheet's Heath too small for a chip van?

No, we come to small places too. Tell us about lanes, gates and the ground.

What does the van need?

Not much: a hard surface or firm, dry grass, with a clear way in. Send us a picture if you’re not sure.

How do you handle allergies?

We provide allergen information for everything we serve. Fish and gluten are the main ones in battered fish. Tell us about allergies in advance.

How many people should we cater for?

Give us your best estimate, and we will plan with a little extra.

What if the service runs late?

Yes. We start when you are ready.

How long are you on site?

It depends on numbers and the service time. We agree arrival, serving and finishing times with you before the day.

Do we need to provide equipment?

We bring the van and everything we need to cook. You just need a suitable spot and permission.

What happens on the day

It is a relaxed, well-organised set-up. We agree arrival and serving times in advance, set up where we have agreed, and cook and serve without fuss. In winter, it is dark in Sheet's Heath by about 3:55pm, so an afternoon wake in winter needs lighting near the van. Summer wakes have daylight well into the evening.

  1. Send us your date, numbers and address.
  2. We check the route in and send a price.
  3. We arrive in good time to set up.
  4. Fish goes into the batter and straight into the fryer, to order.
  5. We serve hot from the hatch and pack up when we’re done.

Before we arrive

  • Keep space clear for guests at the hatch
  • Let us know the serving time
  • Choose a level, firm spot for the van

How to get a price

We quote for each event separately, based on your numbers, timings and travel. For a quote, send us your details through our quote form.

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  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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