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Funeral and Wake Catering for Speedwell events

Looking for fish and chips for the wake in Speedwell? We bring the van to you and fry everything fresh on the spot.

  • Gatherings at a village hall or club
  • Small family memorials
  • A favourite meal in someone’s memory

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Funeral and wake catering in Speedwell

Funeral and wake catering in Speedwell, fried fresh

Sometimes fish and chips was the favourite meal of the person being remembered. For pub wakes and a favourite meal in someone’s memory, we will put together a menu of pie and chips, haddock and chips and mushy peas.

Near Speedwell, wakes are frequently at home or in the hall. Let us know about access. We serve from the hatch, so every portion is hot, and service is quick once we’re up and running.

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Location
Speedwell (MK17)
Area hub
Milton Keynes
From the fryer
Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
Sides
Curry sauce, mushy peas and gravy
Quotes
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Page updated
24 October 2026

Your questions about fish and chips for the wake in Speedwell

Is Speedwell close to London?

About 40 miles from central London, and well within our area.

Which station is closest to Speedwell?

Aspley Guise station, about 2.9 miles north of the centre.

Can a friend deal with you?

Yes, that is common.

How long are you on site?

We get there in good time to set up. Timings are agreed in advance so food is ready when you want it.

Can you park on the road outside?

Only in a legal space, or with the council’s permission. Check with your council first.

Do you clear up afterwards?

We clear the van’s area after service. Let us know about bins for guests.

Where can the van park?

Level, firm ground the van can reach, near your guests, with room for a queue at the hatch. Tell us about gates, lanes and soft ground.

Can the van come to Speedwell?

Yes. We take the van across London and the South East, and Speedwell is within our area. To check your date, use our quote form.

Arranging a wake in Speedwell

Speedwell is in Milton Keynes. We cover Speedwell as standard, so all we need is your date, a parking spot and a time to serve. Speedwell is one of 73 places in Milton Keynes we cover. Our bookings stretch from Speedwell to Milton Keynes (8 miles away).

If the funeral is at a church such as Church of Saint Mary, a hall or home nearby keeps the journey to the wake short.

Here we cover the MK17 postcode area, and we can serve your wake anywhere in it. Neighbouring places where we serve wakes include Woburn (1 mile north-west), Little Brickhill (3 miles west) and Great Brickhill (3 miles south-west). Within a short drive, we also cover Milton Keynes (8 miles north-west), Bletchley (6 miles west), Newport Pagnell (9 miles north-west), Bletchley and Fenny Stratford (5 miles west), Furzton (7 miles west) and Whitehouse (9 miles west).

Nearby you’ll also find Rugemont Castle (3.9 miles north) and Bletchley Community Hospital (5.9 miles west). Open spaces near Speedwell include Heydon Hill and Kings and Bakers Woods and Heaths.

  • Local pubs include Woburn Mosaic pub (0.6 miles north-west)
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What happens on the day

Your timings come first. If the day runs behind, we simply start frying a little later, so the food is still fresh when it’s served. In summer, a wake in Speedwell has light until about 9:25pm, while winter afternoons darken by about 3:55pm, so plan lighting near the door.

  1. You, or your funeral director, tell us the date, the place and rough numbers.
  2. You get an access check and a quote, without fuss.
  3. We plan a flexible serving time around the service.
  4. We serve calmly from the hatch when everyone is ready.
  5. We pack up when everyone has eaten and leave quietly.

Before we arrive

  • Name one person we can call on the day
  • Tell us when you want to eat
  • Clear the route for the van

Getting a price

Most quotes start with a few simple details: date, address, numbers and serving time. To send them, fill in our quote form.

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Planning help

A fish and chip van or other catering?

Preparing food yourself adds to a hard day. We do the cooking. Comparing vans? Look at what each quote includes: service time, menu, travel, any minimum and VAT. We set ours out clearly.

Why book our van in Speedwell

  • A menu almost everyone likes
  • Fried fresh, not kept warm
  • No kitchen, no crockery, no washing up
  • Quick service from the hatch

Take a look at our prices page and our guide to van hire costs.

Prices and what affects them

The price comes down to a few factors:

  • Numbers
  • Cod, haddock or both
  • Parking and the way in
  • Travel, tolls and road charges

Distance and any road charges make a difference, so it helps to give us the postcode.

Getting an accurate quote

Here’s what makes a quick, accurate quote possible:

  • Where you’d like the van to go
  • Allergies and diets you know about
  • The venue or postcode
  • A picture of the space and the way in

Planning fish and chips for the wake in Speedwell? Tell us what you have in mind and we’ll come back with a quote. To contact us, fill in our quote form.

Can’t we just order from the chip shop?

Not sure whether to order in or book a van? Consider your numbers and how fresh you want it. Ask us for a quote and compare.

A DIY buffet works for small groups. For bigger numbers, a van makes life easier, and you get to enjoy the day.

A closer look at the menu

Gravy

Chips and gravy is a favourite in the north and the Midlands, and it goes perfectly with a pie.

Mushy peas

Proper mushy peas start with dried marrowfat peas. They’re the side most people expect.

Why choose funeral and wake catering in Speedwell?

It suits all ages.

Here are some of the occasions we serve:

  • Wakes at home
  • Life celebrations
  • Pub wakes
  • Gatherings after the committal

Relatives arriving by train should know that Aspley Guise station is about 2.9 miles away.

Before booking anyone

  • What the price includes, item by item
  • Any minimum charge
  • The deposit and payment dates
  • The service time, and the cost of running over

How to compare vans

Diets, allergies and planning

Nearly every event has some special diets. To plan for them:

  • Confirm the van can park at the hall
  • Ensure older relatives can sit
  • Use the funeral director’s experience on numbers
  • Ask a friend to run a tea table

Ensure older relatives can sit to eat.

Some families add a favourite dessert or cake.

For planners, venues and organisers

If your event is in a public place, such as a park or a street, check what permission you need first. The council or landowner will tell you what they need.

Venues frequently have their own rules about outside caterers and vehicles: parking spots, arrival times and documents. Tell us what your venue needs and we will confirm what we can provide.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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