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Funeral and wake catering in Staplehurst, Kent
Funeral and wake catering in Staplehurst: cod, haddock and chips fried to order, then handed over hot from the hatch.
- Family gatherings after a burial or cremation
- A tribute meal
- Pub wakes
Book the van in Staplehurst
Events we cater in Staplehurst
It can be a fitting tribute.
These are some of the bookings we take:
- Memorial gatherings
- Pub wakes
- A tribute meal
- Small family memorials
After a service at All Saints Church, a wake at a hall or home close by means less travelling for everyone.
What to look for in a quote
- VAT, if it applies
- How long service runs, and what happens if you overrun
- Travel, tolls and road charges
- The deadline for final numbers
Funeral and wake catering in Staplehurst, cooked to order
Fish and chips is informal, which suits a gathering where people mingle. Typical bookings include a favourite meal in someone’s memory and remembrance gatherings, with mushy peas, gravy and haddock and chips.
For a wake in a place like Staplehurst, the village hall is often the heart of it, and its car park suits the van. The fryers are in the van, so the cooking happens right there at your wake, and the food reaches them hot and crisp.
Wakes in Staplehurst: venues and practical details
Staplehurst is about 7 miles south of Maidstone, in Kent. Around Staplehurst, we park wherever there’s level, firm ground, close to your guests. We take the van to 922 places across Kent. We serve events right across the region, from Staplehurst to Canterbury (about 24 miles away).
If relatives are coming by rail, Staplehurst station is in Staplehurst itself. Staplehurst is within about 5 miles of the High Weald National Landscape, and rural venues there may have narrow lanes, so tell us about access.
Wherever your wake is in TN12, we can fry fresh for your guests, from busy streets to quiet lanes. Whether your wake is on Station Road, High Street and North Down or anywhere nearby, we will bring the van to you. Other places close to Staplehurst we cover include Hawkenbury (1 mile north-east), Marden Thorn (2 miles west), Cross-at-Hand (2 miles north), Wanshurst Green (2 miles north-west) and Sinkhurst Green (2 miles south-east). Within a short drive, we also cover Maidstone (7 miles north), Ashford (14 miles east), Sittingbourne (15 miles north-east), Royal Tunbridge Wells (12 miles west), Tonbridge (12 miles west) and Kings Hill (10 miles north-west).
Other landmarks nearby include Brattle Farm Museum (1 mile south-west) and Sissinghurst Castle (3.7 miles south).
- Nearby, you’ll find The Railway Tavern (within half a mile north)
Food your guests will love
Mushy peas
Proper mushy peas start with dried marrowfat peas. They’re the side most people expect.
Curry sauce
Some people will not eat chips without curry sauce and it’s on the menu.
Where the van can park in Staplehurst
Plenty of places work for the van, but there are a few things to check:
- Space for people to queue at the hatch
- Lighting nearby for evening events
- A level hardstanding, drive or firm lawn
If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we will advise.
Popular choices
- Cod and chips
- Gravy
- Pie and chips
- Sausage and chips
- Mushy peas
- Haddock and chips
Allergies and dietary needs
A little planning makes sure everyone is looked after. Try these:
- Allow a little extra
- Check the hall or venue allows a catering van
- Mention allergies you know about
- Let someone else talk to us on the day
Seats for older guests near the hall or house help.
A quiet room away from the crowd is a kindness.
Staplehurst questions
Is Staplehurst close to London?
Roughly 36 miles from the centre of London, and well within our area.
What’s the nearest station to Staplehurst?
Staplehurst has its own station: Staplehurst station.
Can coeliacs eat the battered fish?
Our battered fish contains gluten, because standard batter uses wheat flour. Tell us about coeliac guests when you enquire, and we will tell you honestly what we can offer.
How long does set-up take?
That depends on your numbers and timings. We agree arrival, serving and finishing times with you before the day.
Can the van park on grass?
Frequently, if the ground is firm and dry. Soft, wet ground can trap any vehicle, so have a hard-surface back-up.
What if timings change?
Of course. We start when you are ready.
What do you bring?
All the cooking happens in the van. Tell us about power, water and bins at the site and we’ll confirm what we need.
Can you cater a wake at short notice?
Ask as soon as you have the date. We will let you know quickly.
Why fried-to-order beats a buffet
A formal meal doesn’t always suit. Fish and chips lets people mingle. Travel, tolls and charges such as ULEZ can affect the price, so it helps to give us the postcode.
What you get with us
- No kitchen needed
- All the chip-shop extras
- No surprises in your quote
- Works on wet days as well as sunny ones
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How the day works
Changes on the day are fine: we can start a little later or slow the pace to suit your wake. In autumn and winter, it is dark early in Staplehurst; ensure older guests have a well-lit route to the van.
- Start with three things: the date, the place and a rough headcount.
- A picture of the parking spot helps us check the van will fit.
- Closer to the day, we confirm the arrival time and serving time.
- The van rolls up, the hatch opens and the fryers get going for family and friends.
- Once the last portion is out, we pack up and go.
How to prepare
- Have a level parking spot ready
- Plan a bit of cover near the hatch if rain is likely
- Give us a contact for the day
Get a quote
Every quote is worked out for your event. Give us your date first, and we’ll check availability straight away.
Planning help
How we price fish and chips for the wake
These are the factors that matter most:
- Numbers
- Access and parking
- Travel, tolls and road charges
- Any minimum charge
Cost depends on numbers, menu and service time, plus travel and access. Every booking gets its own quote.
What we need to know
Good planning starts with a few facts. Please include:
- The date and when you’d like to eat
- Where you’d like the van to go
- Allergies and diets you know about
- How to get in: gates, lanes and ground
Planning fish and chips for the wake in Staplehurst? Send us the details and we’ll come back with a quote. Just fill in our quote form.
Cannot we just order from the chip shop?
DIY food keeps costs down, but the host spends the event serving. Booking the van means hot food and no stress.
If you do order from a chip shop, ring well ahead and collect as close to eating time as you can. For a crowd, a van is usually simpler.
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch