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Funeral and Wake Catering for Streatham Park events

Something for almost everyone: cod or haddock in batter, chips, sausages and pies, plus mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy on the side. Funeral and wake catering in Streatham Park.

  • A tribute meal
  • Small family memorials
  • Gatherings at home after a funeral

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Funeral and wake catering in Streatham Park

About the food

Haddock and chips

Haddock is a little sweeter than cod, with a finer, firmer flake. In the north and in Scotland, haddock is the classic.

Sausage and chips

Sausage and chips covers anyone who does not want fish, and it is a favourite with children.

How our funeral and wake catering works in Streatham Park

It is an informal meal, which suits a gathering where people mingle. Whether it’s celebrations of life and small family memorials, we can cook cod and chips, pie and chips and mushy peas.

Wakes in Streatham Park are often at home, a church hall or a pub with a yard. In London, the van needs off-road parking or a legal space nearby, which we can help you think through. We bring the van and everything we need to cook, and we leave the pitch tidy when we go.

A plate of fish, chips and peas with a cup of tea
Area
Streatham Park (SW16, SW17, SW12)
County
Greater London
From the fryer
Fish and chips, sausages, pies
On the side
Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
Quotes
Quoted for your event
Updated
24 October 2026

Planning for dietary needs

Nearly every event has some special diets. To plan for them:

  • Plan seating for older guests
  • Check the hall or venue allows a catering van
  • Use the funeral director’s experience on numbers
  • Let us know of any allergies

We start when you give the word, not to a rigid schedule.

Have napkins and bins ready.

Takeaway run or book a van?

You could do a chip-shop run for everyone yourself, but it rarely works for a crowd. Long waits and a drive home mean food arrives lukewarm and soggy. A van fries it right there, so it’s crisp.

Not sure whether to order in or book a van? Consider your numbers and how fresh you want it. Ask us for a quote and compare.

Why fried-to-order beats a buffet

Some venues offer wake menus. A van works where they don’t, or at home. Distance and any road charges make a difference, so it helps to give us the postcode.

Why Streatham Park hosts choose us

  • Nothing for you to cook or clear
  • Rain does not stop the fryers
  • Mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy on the side
  • Cod, haddock, sausages and pies

Take a look at how we price and our guide to van hire costs.

How it works

The van turns up at the agreed time, parks where we agreed. When the fryers are up to heat, service starts at the time you asked for. In summer, a wake in Streatham Park has light until about 9:20pm, while winter afternoons darken by about 3:55pm, so plan lighting near the door.

  1. Tell us what you’re planning and when you’d like to eat.
  2. We come back with availability and a clear price.
  3. The van’s spot is fixed in advance, and how it gets in.
  4. Batter, fish and chips all go into the fryer as people come up.
  5. The pitch is left tidy when we go.

Preparing for the day

  • Give us a contact for the day
  • Pick a flat, firm place for the van to park
  • Get permission for the van from the venue

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Not sure of numbers yet? No problem: give us a rough idea and the date, and we’ll firm it up nearer the time. To start, send us your details through our quote form.

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Planning help

Streatham Park: halls, homes and travel

Streatham Park is about 1 mile west of Streatham, in Greater London. Across the SW16 area, we will come to your venue, home or workplace. Streatham Park is one of 764 towns and villages in Greater London we cover.

If there isn’t room at home, a hall or club near Streatham Park may suit, with the van in the car park. If relatives are coming by rail, Streatham station is about 0.5 miles away.

We serve wakes across SW16, SW17 and SW12 and the streets around it. From Lewin Road, Rydal Road and Natal Road or anywhere nearby, we’ll bring the van to you. For wakes just outside Streatham Park, we cover Furzedown (1 mile south-west), Streatham (1 mile east), Tooting (1 mile west), Tooting Bec (1 mile west) and Hyde farm estate (1 mile north). Within a short drive, we also cover London (5 miles north), City of Westminster (6 miles north), Marylebone (6 miles north), Kensington (6 miles north-west), St Pancras (7 miles north) and Shoreditch (7 miles north).

Other landmarks nearby include Tooting Bec Hospital (less than half a mile north-west) and St Leonard's (0.5 miles east). The countryside around Streatham Park includes Battersea Park Lake and Knight's Hill.

  • Nearby schools include Graveney School (0.5 miles south-west) and Furzedown Secondary School (0.5 miles south-west)
  • Nearby, you’ll find The Holland Tringham pub (0.5 miles east)
Map of Streatham Park © OpenStreetMap contributors

Planning the van’s spot

The right spot keeps everyone safe and the service smooth. We look for:

  • A short walk from the party
  • Lighting nearby for evening events
  • A clear way in, with no low branches, cables or narrow gates

As a London location, Streatham Park is inside the Ultra Low Emission Zone, and parking takes planning: tell us about driveways, yards, car parks or a council parking suspension.

If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we’ll advise.

On the menu in Streatham Park

  • Gravy
  • Sausage and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Cod and chips
  • Pie and chips
  • Haddock and chips

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Prices and what affects them

There are no hidden charges: the quote reflects:

  • Numbers
  • Parking and the way in
  • Whether a minimum applies
  • Peak dates such as summer Saturdays

When you compare quotes, check what each one includes: service time, menu, travel, any minimum and VAT. Our quotes spell it all out.

What to tell us

These details help us quote quickly:

  • Where you’d like the van to go
  • Rough numbers for adults and children
  • Dietary needs, with numbers
  • How to get in: gates, lanes and ground

We only need a few details to quote: the date, where the van would park, roughly how many people and when you’d like to eat. You can send us your details through our quote form.

Events we cater in Streatham Park

It’s one less thing to organise at a difficult time.

The van suits big events and small ones. Common bookings include:

  • Gatherings at a village hall or club
  • A favourite meal in someone’s memory
  • Remembrance gatherings
  • Gatherings after the committal

After a service at Parish Church of St Alban, a wake at a hall or home close by means less travelling for everyone.

What your quote should include

  • How much space the van takes up
  • How many hours the van serves
  • Travel, tolls and road charges
  • What happens if plans change

Our booking checklist

Common questions in Streatham Park

We’re gathering after a service at Parish Church of St Alban: can you come?

Yes, at a nearby hall, home or venue with somewhere for the van. Churches rarely have space for a catering van, so the food is normally elsewhere. Send us the address.

Which station is closest to Streatham Park?

The closest is Streatham station, roughly 0.5 miles away.

How quickly can you come?

Contact us as soon as you can. We will tell you straight away whether we are available.

What if the weather’s bad?

Rain doesn’t stop the fryers: the cooking is inside the van. It’s worth planning some cover for the queue.

What do we need to supply?

Let us know about power and water at the site when you enquire, and we will say what we need.

What about guests who don’t eat fish?

Sausage and chips and pie and chips are on the menu. Let us know about any other dietary needs and we will be honest about what’s possible.

How fast is service?

That depends on numbers, menu and timing. Give us your numbers and service window, and we will plan service around it.

Do you have allergen information?

Yes, we can tell you which allergens are in each item. Fish and gluten are the main ones in battered fish. Tell us about allergies in advance.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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