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Funeral and Wake Catering in Underling Green

Fried to order and served hot: fish and chips for the wake in Underling Green and the surrounding area.

  • Remembering a loved one’s favourite food
  • Memorial events and anniversaries
  • Wakes at a pub or venue with outside space

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Fresh fish and chips in Underling Green

DIY versus a fish and chip van

For a small group, making your own food can work. For bigger numbers, a van makes life easier, and you get to enjoy the day.

You could do a chip-shop run for everyone yourself, but it rarely works for a crowd. By the time you’ve queued, paid and driven back, the batter has gone soft. With a van, it’s fried on the spot.

Funeral and wake catering for your wake in Underling Green

It’s an informal meal, which suits a gathering where people mingle. We’re frequently asked to cater gatherings at home after a funeral and wakes at a pub or venue with outside space, serving gravy, pie and chips and cod and chips.

In rural Underling Green, home or the hall is usual. Everything is fried fresh at your wake, never cooked in advance and left in a hot cabinet, and served the moment it comes out of the fryer.

Area
Underling Green (TN12)
County
Kent
On the menu
Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
On the side
Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
Quote
Contact us for a quote
Last updated
24 October 2026
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A chip van compared with other options

Preparing food yourself adds to a hard day. We do the cooking. A chip van frequently compares well with a plated meal, as there’s no kitchen to hire and nothing to wash up. We will send you a quote.

Why Underling Green hosts choose us

  • The classic sides: peas, curry sauce and gravy
  • No kitchen, no crockery, no washing up
  • A menu almost everyone likes
  • A quote that spells everything out

See our pricing and what a fish and chip van costs.

Planning the van’s spot

The right spot keeps everyone safe and the service smooth. We look for:

  • The site’s agreement to a catering van
  • A clear way in, with no low branches, cables or narrow gates
  • A short walk from the party

If you are unsure, send a picture of the space and the way in, and we’ll say what we think.

What we serve

  • Haddock and chips
  • Cod and chips
  • Pie and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Gravy
  • Sausage and chips

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What a fish and chip van costs

The price comes down to a few factors:

  • How many people are eating
  • Service time
  • Peak dates such as summer Saturdays
  • Travel, tolls and road charges

Most vans have a minimum charge, since getting the van there costs the same however many eat. We’ll tell you up front.

What to tell us

We can quote more accurately with a few details. Here’s what’s useful:

  • A picture of the parking spot
  • Where the van would park
  • Allergies and diets you know about
  • The venue or postcode

Not sure of numbers yet? No problem: tell us the basics about your wake, and we’ll firm it up nearer the time. Start when you are ready: fill in our quote form.

Food your guests will love

Curry sauce

Some people won’t eat chips without curry sauce and it’s on the menu.

Pie and chips

Pie and chips is hearty and filling, and it’s a favourite in colder months.

For planners, venues and organisers

For big groups, the service window matters, so we can plan how to keep the queue short. Sending people up in groups helps.

If you are booking for a business, tell us how you’d like to handle the booking and payment, and we will talk you through the process. We are happy to liaise with facilities on parking and timings.

How the day works

Because we cook inside the van, rain doesn’t stop us. It’s worth thinking about cover for the queue, though. Summer evenings in Underling Green stay light until about 9:15pm, while winter afternoons darken by about 3:50pm, so plan lighting near the door.

  1. Start with three things: the date, the place and a rough headcount.
  2. A photo of the parking spot helps us check the van will fit.
  3. A week or so before, we confirm timings and numbers.
  4. We park, open the hatch and start frying for family and friends.
  5. Once the last portion is out, we pack up and go.

Before we arrive

  • Keep space clear for guests at the hatch
  • Give us your final numbers and allergies
  • Have a level parking spot ready

How to get a price

Send us the date, the address or TN12 postcode and rough numbers, along with your serving time, and you’ll get a clear price. Just use our quote form.

Tell us about your event

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Your questions about fish and chips for the wake in Underling Green

Is Underling Green close to London?

Roughly 34 miles from the centre of London, and well within our area.

Do you come out to small places like Underling Green?

No, we come to small places too. Tell us about lanes, gates and the ground.

Can someone else arrange it?

Of course. We can work with whoever is helping you.

How do you handle allergies?

Let us know about allergies in advance, and we will tell you what’s in each item and what we can offer.

What’s on the menu?

Fish and chips, of course, with sausages and pies for anyone who does not want fish. Mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy go on the side.

Do you cover Underling Green?

Yes. We cover London and the South East, including Underling Green and the rest of Kent. To check your date, use our quote form.

How do we estimate numbers?

Start with a rough number, and we’ll plan with a little extra.

How fast is service?

A short menu and staggered groups keep things moving. Tell us your timings and we’ll advise.

Why choose funeral and wake catering in Underling Green?

It can be a fitting tribute.

The van suits big events and small ones. Typical bookings include:

  • Family gatherings after a burial or cremation
  • Pub wakes
  • Remembering a loved one’s favourite food
  • Gatherings after scattering ashes

If relatives are coming by rail, Marden station is about 1.5 miles away.

What your quote should include

  • How many hours the van serves
  • What they can offer for dietary needs
  • Any minimum charge
  • What happens if plans change

How to compare vans

After a funeral in Underling Green

Underling Green is about 5 miles south of Maidstone, in Kent. We park up at homes, halls, workplaces and venues in Underling Green and the surrounding area. We cover 922 places across Kent, from the larger towns to small villages. Our bookings stretch from Underling Green to Canterbury (about 25 miles away).

Underling Green is within about 7 miles of the High Weald National Landscape; tell us about access if the wake is somewhere rural.

We serve wakes across the TN12 postcode area. Other places close to Underling Green we cover include Milebush (1 mile south-west), St Ann's Green (1 mile south), Wanshurst Green (1 mile south), Cross-at-Hand (1 mile east) and Rabbit's Cross (2 miles east). Further out, we also take the van to Maidstone (5 miles north), Sittingbourne (14 miles north-east), Sevenoaks (15 miles north-west), Royal Tunbridge Wells (11 miles west), Tonbridge (10 miles west) and Kings Hill (7 miles north-west).

Nearby you will also find Oakwood Hospital (5.5 miles north) and South East Romany Museum (1.3 miles south).

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  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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