Medway · England
Funeral and wake catering in Wallend, Medway
We bring fish and chips for the wake across Wallend and Medway, frying fresh at your venue and serving from the hatch.
- Wakes at home
- Gatherings after scattering ashes
- Family meals after the service
A chip van near Wallend
Should I sort the food myself?
Not sure whether to order in or book a van? Think about numbers, timing and how hot you want the food. We’re happy to send a quote so you can compare.
Ordering in from a local chip shop is an option. Large orders are slow, and the food cools in the bags. A van solves that by cooking on site.
How our funeral and wake catering works in Wallend
It’s an informal meal, which suits a wake where people move around and talk. Popular choices include pie and chips, sausage and chips and cod and chips, and we are frequently booked for memorial events and anniversaries and a wake at the family home.
In a small place like Wallend, a wake might be at home, in a barn or at the village hall. Let us know about access. Let us know about allergies and dietary needs in advance, and we will tell you honestly what we can offer.
How the day works
We take care of the food from arrival to the last chip, so you can enjoy your wake. Sunset in Wallend is about 7:00pm in late September and about 3:50pm in December; plan a lit path from the door to the van.
- First, the plan: what, where and what time.
- You hear back on the date and the price.
- We agree exactly where the van parks.
- Batter, fish and chips all go into the fryer as people come up.
- The pitch is left tidy when we go.
Preparing for the day
- Pick a flat, firm place for the van to park
- Think about a gazebo by the van in case of rain
- Name one person we can call on the day
Ask for a quote
Not sure of numbers yet? No problem: give us a rough idea and the date, and we’ll firm it up nearer the time. To start, use our quote form.
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Diets, allergies and planning
A little planning helps everyone eat safely. Here are a few tips:
- Ask a friend to run a tea table
- Cater for a few more than you expect
- Let us know of any allergies
- Make sure older relatives can sit
Afterwards, we leave quietly.
A table of photos helps people talk.
Also near Wallend
Other occasions in Wallend
Why choose a fish and chip van in Wallend?
A sit-down meal can feel formal. A van keeps it relaxed. Most vans have a minimum charge, since getting the van there costs the same however many eat. Ask us what applies to your wake.
Why book with us
- Nothing for you to cook or clear
- Fried fresh, not kept warm
- Served hot, straight from the hatch
- A menu almost everyone likes
Read our pricing or our guide to van hire costs.
What the van needs
The van has to be able to get in and park safely, so a few things need checking. These are the things we check:
- Confirmation that the van can park there
- Somewhere close to where people will eat
- A clear area by the serving hatch
If you’re unsure, send a photo of the space and the way in, and we’ll say what we think.
What we serve
- Mushy peas
- Haddock and chips
- Sausage and chips
- Gravy
- Pie and chips
- Cod and chips
Wake catering near Wallend
Wallend is about 5 miles north-west of Minster, in Medway. We serve wakes at homes, halls, workplaces and venues in Wallend and the surrounding area. We take the van to 68 places in Medway. Our bookings stretch from Wallend to Canterbury (about 20 miles away).
Wallend is on or near the B2001, handy for relatives driving in. After a service at Church of St James, a wake at a hall or home close by means less travelling for everyone.
Anywhere in ME3, we can fry fresh for your guests, from busy streets to quiet lanes. Being close to the B2001, Wallend is easy for us to reach for your wake. If your venue is just outside Wallend, we also cover Grain (1 mile east), Blue Town (2 miles east), Sheerness (3 miles east), Queenborough (3 miles south-east) and Rushenden (3 miles south-east). Further out, we also take the van to Gillingham (8 miles south-west), Chatham (10 miles south-west), Rochester (10 miles south-west), Rainham (8 miles south-west), Strood (10 miles south-west) and Luton (9 miles south-west).
Nearby you’ll also find Bluetown Heritage Centre (2.3 miles east). The countryside around Wallend includes Bishop Saltings.
- Local pubs include The Hogarth Inn (0.6 miles north-east)
Occasions we serve in Wallend
There is no kitchen work for anyone.
A fish and chip van suits almost any gathering. In Wallend, people book us for events such as:
- Life celebrations
- Gatherings at a village hall or club
- A favourite meal in someone’s memory
- Anniversary memorials
For anyone coming to the funeral by train, Sheerness-On-Sea station, about 2.6 miles east, is the nearest station.
Questions to ask before you book
- What the van needs: space, access, power
- What happens if plans change
- Payment terms and deposit
- How many hours the van serves
What comes out of the fryer
Gravy
A pot of gravy turns chips into comfort food.
Pie and chips
For a heartier option, there’s pie and chips.
How we price fish and chips for the wake
Two events with the same numbers can cost different amounts, depending on:
- The day of the week
- How far we travel
- How many people are eating
- Any minimum charge
Travel, tolls and charges such as ULEZ can affect the price, so it helps to give us the postcode.
What we need to know
Here’s what makes a quick, accurate quote possible:
- The venue or postcode
- A picture of where the van would go
- Access details such as gates and narrow lanes
- Dietary needs, with numbers
We quote for each event separately, so the price fits what you actually need. To ask for one, use our quote form.
Questions from Wallend
Do you come out to small places like Wallend?
Not at all. We serve villages and hamlets as well as towns. Let us know about access and parking.
What’s the nearest station to Wallend?
Sheerness-On-Sea station, about 2.6 miles east of the centre.
What if we do not know numbers?
It is hard to know, so a rough number is fine. Your funeral director can help.
Do you bring everything you need?
The van comes fully equipped to cook. You just need a suitable spot and permission.
Can you be flexible on the day?
We allow for it. We’ll agree a serving time and stay flexible.
Can you come to the house?
Yes, if there’s somewhere level and firm to park the van close to the house.
Do you do anything other than fish?
Yes: sausage and chips or pie and chips. Give us a rough idea of numbers.
What does the van need?
A level, firm spot it can drive onto, near your guests, and space for a queue. Tell us about gates, lanes and soft ground.
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch