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Funeral and Wake Catering for Wembley Park events

Funeral and wake catering in Wembley Park: fish and chips cooked fresh in the van, then handed over hot from the hatch.

  • Small family memorials
  • A wake at the family home
  • Life celebrations

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Funeral and wake catering for Wembley Park events

Funeral and wake catering in Wembley Park, fried fresh

We work quietly and simply. We arrive at the agreed time, park discreetly and serve when you are ready. We serve haddock and chips, cod and chips and sausage and chips, and we’re regularly asked to cater family gatherings after a burial or cremation and wakes at venues.

For a wake in Wembley Park, a hall or club with a car park is frequently simplest, though home can work with a drive. Every portion is cooked to order on the day, never cooked in advance and left in a hot cabinet.

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Area
Wembley Park (HA9, NW9, NW10)
Area hub
Greater London
From the fryer
Cod and haddock, chips, sausages and pies
Extras
Mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy
Quote
Ask us for a quote
Updated
24 October 2026

Prices and what affects them

Your quote will be clear. The main things that affect it are:

  • How many people are eating
  • Cod, haddock or both
  • Whether a minimum applies
  • Peak dates such as summer Saturdays

The price depends on numbers, the menu and how long we serve, plus travel and access. Every booking gets its own quote.

Getting an accurate quote

The more we know about your wake, the better we can plan. Please include:

  • A photo of the parking spot
  • How to get in: gates, lanes and ground
  • The venue or postcode
  • Your date and serving time

A detailed enquiry gets a more accurate quote: the parking spot, access, numbers and serving time. A picture of the spot helps too. When you’re ready, send us your details through our quote form.

After a funeral in Wembley Park

Wembley Park is about 2 miles west of Neasden, in Greater London. Tell us where your wake in Wembley Park will be, and we will plan access and set-up. We serve 764 places across Greater London. We serve events right across the region, from Wembley Park to London (9 miles away).

Relatives arriving by train should know that Wembley Stadium station is about 0.7 miles away. For a service at a church like St Augustine, choosing a wake venue nearby helps older guests.

For wakes in HA9, NW9 and NW10, we just need to know where the van can park and roughly how many guests. From The Avenue, Forty Lane and Atlas Road or a nearby road, we’ll bring the van to you. Wembley Park sits on or near the A4088, so getting the van to your wake is simple. For wakes just outside Wembley Park, we cover Wembley (1 mile west), Mapesbury (1 mile south), Preston (1 mile north-west), Tokyngton (1 mile south) and Brent Park (1 mile south-east). Larger places within reach include London (9 miles south-east), City of Westminster (6 miles south-east), Marylebone (6 miles south-east), Kensington (5 miles south-east), St Pancras (7 miles east) and Shoreditch (9 miles east).

A little further out are London Designer Outlet (0.5 miles south-west) and Middlesex (1.6 miles south). Open spaces near Wembley Park include Masons Field and Castlebar Hill.

  • Nearby schools include Chalkhill Primary School (within half a mile east) and Woodfield School (1.2 miles north-east)
  • Pubs nearby include Hilton London Wembley pub (under half a mile south)
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A chip van compared with other options

Some venues offer wake menus. A van works where they do not, or at home. Larger groups typically cost less per head, because the van, travel and set-up cost much the same either way. Give us your numbers and we’ll quote.

Why Wembley Park hosts choose us

  • We cook inside the van, whatever the weather
  • A menu almost everyone likes
  • No kitchen needed
  • Mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy on the side

See our pricing and what a fish and chip van costs.

Diets, allergies and planning

Nearly every event has some special diets. To plan for them:

  • Confirm the van can park at the hall
  • Ask a friend to run a tea table
  • Allow for the service running over
  • Plan for a few extra people

When everyone has eaten, we pack up quietly.

A table of photos helps people talk.

FAQs for Wembley Park

What about parking in Wembley Park?

London parking needs planning: let us know about off-street space or permits. We’ll plan around it.

Which station is closest to Wembley Park?

Wembley Stadium station, about 0.7 miles south of the centre.

What about guests who do not eat fish?

There is: sausage and chips or pie and chips. Give us a rough idea of numbers.

Do you clear up afterwards?

The pitch is left as we found it. Bins for guests are worth planning.

What does it cost to hire the van?

Every booking is quoted individually, based on your numbers and timings. Give us your date, numbers and serving time for a clear quote.

Do you serve wakes at home?

Yes. Tell us about parking at the house.

What’s on the menu?

Fish and chips, of course, plus sausage or pie and chips. Mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy go on the side.

Where do you take the van?

London and South East England: Kent, Surrey, East and West Sussex, Hampshire, Berkshire, Bucks, Oxfordshire and the Isle of Wight.

Working with your venue

If your event is in a public place, such as a park or a street, check what permission you need first. Ask the council or landowner early.

For big groups, the service window matters, so we can plan service to match. Sending people up in groups helps.

What the van needs

If a spot isn’t suitable, we’ll tell you. What matters most:

  • The site’s agreement to a catering van
  • Somewhere close to where people will eat
  • A clear area by the serving hatch

Wembley Park is in London, within the Ultra Low Emission Zone, and parking can be tight: let us know about off-street space or permits.

Not sure about the spot? Send us a photo and we will tell you honestly.

What we serve

  • Gravy
  • Pie and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Sausage and chips
  • Haddock and chips
  • Cod and chips

See the full menu

DIY versus a fish and chip van

Collecting fish and chips for a crowd yourself is possible, but it is hard work. By the time you’ve queued, paid and driven back, the batter has gone soft. A van fries it right there, so it is crisp.

Doing the food yourself saves money, but the host ends up running around. With a fish and chip van, you get hot food without the work.

The process

We need time before service to bring the fryers up to heat, so we are there in good time before you want to eat. In Wembley Park, it’s dark by about 7:05pm in late September and 3:55pm in December.

  1. You, or your funeral director, tell us the date, the place and rough numbers.
  2. We check the spot for the van and send a quote.
  3. Timings allow for the service and travel from it.
  4. On the day we set up quietly and serve when guests are ready.
  5. We pack up when everyone has eaten and leave quietly.

Getting ready for the day

  • Plan a bit of cover near the hatch if rain is likely
  • Leave room in front of the hatch for a queue
  • Have a level parking spot ready

Getting a price

Thinking about fish and chips for the wake for your wake in Wembley Park? Send us the details and we’ll come back with a quote. To get in touch, fill in our quote form.

Tell us about your event

Related guides

Events we cater in Wembley Park

There’s no kitchen work for anyone.

Here are some of the occasions we serve:

  • Wakes at venues
  • Remembering a loved one’s favourite food
  • Remembrance gatherings
  • Memorial gatherings

Local halls and clubs near Wembley Park can host a wake if home is too small, with the van in the car park.

Before you book anyone

  • Whether there is a minimum
  • The van’s size and access needs
  • How many hours the van serves
  • Allergen information for each item

15 questions to ask before you book

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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