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Funeral and Wake Catering for West Chiltington events
From the first sizzle in the fryer to the last chip, fish and chips for the wake makes the food a highlight of your wake in West Chiltington.
- A tribute meal
- Wakes at church halls and clubs
- Wakes at a pub or venue with outside space
Book the van in West Chiltington
About our funeral and wake catering in West Chiltington
Funerals are often arranged at short notice, so ask as soon as you have the date. Typical bookings include family meals after the service and anniversary memorials, serving mushy peas, sausage and chips and haddock and chips.
In a small place like West Chiltington, a wake might be at home, in a barn or at the village hall. Tell us about lanes and the ground. Tell us about dietary needs and allergies when you enquire, and we will tell you honestly what we can offer.
- Where
- West Chiltington (RH20)
- County
- West Sussex
- From the fryer
- Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
- On the side
- Mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy
- Quote
- Contact us for a quote
- Updated
- 24 October 2026
How it works
The first sign we’ve arrived is usually the smell. After that, it is a steady flow to the hatch. In autumn and winter, it is dark early in West Chiltington; ensure older guests have a well-lit route to the van.
- First, the plan: what, where and what time.
- We come back with availability and a clear price.
- The van’s spot is fixed in advance, and how it gets in.
- On the day, everything is cooked to order, so nothing sits in a hot cabinet.
- The pitch is left tidy when we go.
Before we arrive
- Plan a bit of cover near the hatch if rain is likely
- Give us a contact for the day
- Leave room in front of the hatch for a queue
Ask for a quote
The more you tell us, the more accurate the quote: the parking spot, access, numbers and serving time. Photos of the spot and the way in help. When you’re ready, send us your details through our quote form.
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Should I sort the food myself?
You could do a chip-shop run for everyone yourself, but it rarely works for a crowd. Long waits and a drive home mean food arrives lukewarm and soggy. A van fries it right there, so it’s crisp.
Doing the food yourself saves money, but the host ends up running around. With a fish and chip van, you get hot food without the work.
Looking after everyone
A little planning helps everyone eat safely. A few tips:
- Ask the venue about the van
- Allow a little extra
- Build in time for delays
- Use the funeral director’s experience on numbers
Remember the journey from the service.
Napkins and bins near the van keep things tidy.
West Chiltington: your questions answered
How far is West Chiltington from London?
Roughly 41 miles from the centre of London.
Can you serve after a service at St Mary's Church?
Yes, at a home, hall or venue nearby where the van can park. Churches rarely have space for a catering van, so the food is usually elsewhere. Send us the address.
Can our funeral director book for us?
Yes. We can work with whoever is helping you.
Do you clear up afterwards?
We take the van and everything with it, and leave the spot tidy. Bins for guests are worth planning.
Which areas do you serve?
We cover London and the South East, West Sussex included. Find your area.
Can you cook in the rain?
Rain does not stop the fryers: the cooking is inside the van. Guests will appreciate cover near the hatch.
How quickly can you serve everyone?
That depends on numbers, menu and timing. Tell us your numbers and how long you have for food, and we’ll plan to keep the queue moving.
When do you arrive?
We arrive well before service to park and heat the fryers. We’ll agree arrival and serving times with you so food is ready when you want it.
Space, access and the venue
Plenty of places work for the van, but there are a few things to check:
- A level, firm spot the van can drive onto
- A route in without tight gates or low branches
- Room in front of the hatch for a queue
If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we’ll advise before you book.
Popular choices
- Mushy peas
- Gravy
- Sausage and chips
- Cod and chips
- Haddock and chips
- Pie and chips
Perfect for your wake in West Chiltington
For some families, it was a favourite meal.
A fish and chip van suits almost any gathering. People in West Chiltington book the van for events such as:
- Wakes at a pub or venue with outside space
- Remembrance gatherings
- Wakes at church halls and clubs
- Gatherings after scattering ashes
Families holding a service at St Mary's Church often gather afterwards at a nearby hall, where the van can park.
Questions to ask before you book
- How much space the van takes up
- How allergens are handled
- Travel, tolls and road charges
- The minimum number of meals or minimum spend
How we price fish and chips for the wake
Fish and chip van pricing is simple once we know the basics:
- Your choice of menu
- Peak dates such as summer Saturdays
- Service time
- How easy the site is to reach
Many fish and chip vans set a minimum, because the van, fuel and travel cost the same for a small group. We’ll tell you up front.
What to tell us
You do not need every detail fixed to get a quote, but these help:
- A picture of the space and the way in
- The date and when you’d like to eat
- Where the van would park
- Expected numbers
Every quote is worked out for your event. Give us your date first, and we’ll check availability right away.
For event organisers in West Chiltington
Many venues set rules for catering vans: parking spots, arrival times and documents. Tell us what your venue needs and we will confirm what we can provide.
Parks, greens and streets typically need permission for a catering van. The council or landowner will tell you what they need.
A fish and chip van or other catering?
Some venues offer wake menus. A van works at home or at a hall. When you compare quotes, check what each one includes: service time, menu, travel, any minimum and VAT. Our quotes spell it all out.
Why book with us
- Nothing for you to cook or clear
- Served hot, straight from the hatch
- Cod, haddock, sausages and pies
- Fish and chips fried fresh on site
Take a look at our pricing and what a fish and chip van costs.
Nearby places to West Chiltington
Also in West Chiltington
West Chiltington: halls, homes and travel
West Chiltington is about 9 miles north of Worthing, in West Sussex. From the centre of West Chiltington to the outskirts, we offer the same service: fresh frying, hot food from the hatch and a clear price. We serve 371 places across West Sussex. We serve events right across the region, from West Chiltington to Brighton (about 16 miles away).
For family travelling by train, Pulborough station, about 3 miles west, is the nearest station. The South Downs National Park is within about 6 miles of West Chiltington; tell us about access if the wake is somewhere rural.
Wakes anywhere in RH20 start with a parking spot for the van. Whether your wake is on Pond Rise, Church Street and Castle Rise or anywhere nearby, we will bring the van to you. Neighbouring places where we serve wakes include West Chiltington Common (1 mile south-west), Nutbourne (1 mile west), Thakeham (1 mile south-east), Abingworth (1 mile south-east) and Marehill (1 mile west). We also serve nearby towns such as Horsham (10 miles north-east), Worthing (9 miles south), Bognor Regis (15 miles south-west), Burgess Hill (14 miles east), Littlehampton (10 miles south) and Shoreham-by-Sea (11 miles south-east).
Other landmarks nearby include The Storrington And District Museum (2.5 miles south). Green spaces nearby include Amberley Wildbrooks RSPB Reserve.
- Local schools include Rydon Community College (2.2 miles south)
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch