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Funeral and wake catering in West Cliffe, Kent
Hot, crisp and cooked while you wait: fish and chips for the wake in West Cliffe and across Kent.
- Family meals after the service
- Small family memorials
- Memorial gatherings
Book the van in West Cliffe
Can’t we just order from the chip shop?
If you do order from a chip shop, ring well ahead and collect as close to eating time as you can. For anything more than a handful of people, a van is typically the easier option.
You could do a chip-shop run for everyone yourself, but it rarely works for a crowd. By the time you’ve queued, paid and driven back, the batter has gone soft. With a van, it is fried on the spot.
Funeral and wake catering for your wake in West Cliffe
The wake can be at home, at a village hall or club, or at a venue with space outside. Typical bookings include gatherings at home after a funeral and remembrance gatherings, serving mushy peas, cod and chips and gravy.
In rural West Cliffe, home or the hall is usual, with the van in the yard or car park. We bring the van and everything we need to cook, and we leave the pitch tidy when we go.
What the van needs
The right spot keeps everyone safe and the service smooth. We need:
- A lit spot if service runs after dark
- Access wide and high enough for the van
- A level hardstanding, drive or firm lawn
If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we’ll advise.
What we serve
- Sausage and chips
- Pie and chips
- Haddock and chips
- Mushy peas
- Gravy
- Cod and chips
About the food
Gravy
A pot of gravy turns chips into comfort food.
Pie and chips
For a heartier option, there is pie and chips.
Working with your venue
If you’re booking for a business, tell us how you’d like to handle the booking and payment, and we’ll explain how it works. We can work with your facilities team on access and timings.
If your event is in a public place, such as a park or a street, check what permission you need first. Ask the council or landowner early.
Diets, allergies and planning
With a bit of planning, dietary needs are easier to handle. A few tips:
- Keep the serving time flexible
- Confirm the van can park at the hall
- Plan seating for older guests
- Cater for a few more than you expect
We start when you give the word, not to a rigid schedule.
Some families add a favourite dessert or cake.
How the day works
When we arrive, we park up on the agreed spot, set up and heat the fryers. Once we’re hot, we cook to order, timed around your wake. In winter, it is dark in West Cliffe by about 3:50pm, so an afternoon wake in winter needs lighting near the van. Summer wakes have daylight well into the evening.
- Contact us with the basics: when, where and roughly how many.
- A picture of the parking spot helps us check the van will fit.
- Closer to the day, we confirm the arrival time and serving time.
- We park, open the hatch and start frying for family and friends.
- Last portion served, we tidy up and head off.
Before we arrive
- Get permission for the van from the venue
- Tell us when you want to eat
- Think about a gazebo by the van in case of rain
Getting a price
The quickest way to a quote is to send us your details through our quote form. Give us the details of your wake, and we’ll check the date and send a price.
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Prices and what affects them
Two events with the same numbers can cost different amounts, depending on:
- Any minimum charge
- Parking and the way in
- How far we travel
- Service time
If you have a budget in mind, tell us, and we’ll suggest how to make it work. A short menu is often the best value.
What we need to know
When you contact us, it helps to tell us:
- The venue or postcode
- Expected numbers
- How to get in: gates, lanes and ground
- The date and when you’d like to eat
A detailed enquiry gets a more accurate quote: the parking spot, access, numbers and serving time. Photos of the spot and the way in help. To send your details, send us your details through our quote form.
West Cliffe: halls, homes and travel
West Cliffe is about 3 miles north-east of Dover, in Kent. For wakes in West Cliffe, we plan around your venue and timings: a clear quote, an agreed spot for the van and food fried fresh on the day. West Cliffe is one of 922 places in Kent where we bring the van. You can also see our page for Canterbury, about 15 miles away.
If the funeral is at a church such as Church of St Peter, a hall or home nearby keeps the journey to the wake short. West Cliffe is within about 3 miles of the sea, and for many families fish and chips brings back memories of the seaside.
Anywhere in CT15, we can fry fresh for your guests. Nearby, we also serve wakes in St Margaret's at Cliffe (1 mile east), Martin Mill (1 mile north), East Langdon (1 mile north-west), Guston (1 mile west) and Martin (2 miles north). Within a short drive, we also cover Canterbury (15 miles north-west), Dover (3 miles south-west), Folkestone (10 miles south-west), Ramsgate (13 miles north), Broadstairs (15 miles north) and Deal (5 miles north).
A little further out are St Margaret's Museum (1.2 miles east) and Dover Castle (2.3 miles south-west). Green spaces nearby include Dover Western Heights.
- Local schools include Duke of York's Royal Military School (1.6 miles south-west)
- Nearby, you’ll find The Red Lion Inn (0.6 miles east)
Occasions we serve in West Cliffe
It needs no kitchen at the hall or home.
Almost any gathering works with a fish and chip van. In West Cliffe, people book us for occasions like:
- Gatherings after scattering ashes
- A wake at the family home
- Anniversary memorials
- Remembering a loved one’s favourite food
For anyone coming to the funeral by train, the nearest station is Martin Mill station, about 1.2 miles north.
Before booking anyone
- When final numbers are due
- The minimum number of meals or minimum spend
- What happens if plans change
- What they can offer for dietary needs
Questions from West Cliffe
What about events near the coast?
Yes, of course. Wind does not affect the fryers, but plan a sheltered spot for the queue.
Can you serve after a service at Church of St Peter?
Yes, at a home, hall or venue nearby where the van can park. Churches rarely have space for a catering van, so the food is typically elsewhere. Tell us where you will gather.
Is the fish gluten-free?
Standard batter is made with wheat flour, so battered fish contains gluten. Tell us about coeliac guests when you enquire, and we will tell you honestly what we can offer.
Can the van park on the street?
It depends on the road. A drive, car park or yard is typically easier; for the street, check the council’s rules.
How do you handle allergies?
Tell us about allergies when you book, and we’ll give you the allergen information.
What do you bring?
All the cooking happens in the van. Tell us about power, water and bins at the site.
Is everything cooked fresh?
Yes, always. Everything is fried fresh in the van, and serve straight from the hatch.
How long are you on site?
We arrive well before service to park and heat the fryers. Timings are agreed in advance so food is ready when you want it.
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch