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Fish and chip van for parties in Northiam, East Sussex

Something for almost everyone: fish and chips, sausages and pies, with mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy. Book a fish and chip van for your party in Northiam.

  • Retirement parties
  • Street parties
  • Anniversaries and engagement parties

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Party fish and chip van in Northiam

Party fish and chip van in Northiam, fried fresh

There is no need for a venue: the van makes your home the party venue. For milestone birthdays and reunions and family get-togethers, we can cook cod and chips, curry sauce and sausage and chips and more.

Near Northiam, parties are frequently in gardens or fields. Let us know about access, and we will handle the rest. We keep the menu short: a few classics done properly keeps the food fresh and the queue moving.

Area
Northiam (TN31)
Area hub
East Sussex
Menu
Cod and haddock, chips, sausages and pies
Extras
Mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy
Quote
Quoted for your event
Last updated
24 October 2026
People enjoying a sunny outdoor garden event

Prices and what affects them

We will give you a clear quote. The main things that affect it are:

  • Your choice of menu
  • The date and time of year
  • The length of service
  • The minimum booking

The price depends on numbers, the menu and how long we serve, plus travel and access. We quote for each booking individually.

What we need to know

You do not need everything decided to ask for a quote, but it helps to know:

  • Where the event is
  • Rough numbers for adults and children
  • How to get in: gates, lanes and ground
  • A picture of where the van would go

A detailed enquiry gets a more accurate quote: the parking spot, access, numbers and serving time. A picture of the spot helps too. When you’re ready, fill in our quote form.

Why fried-to-order beats a buffet

A buffet is easy but forgettable. The van becomes part of the party. Many fish and chip vans set a minimum, because the van, fuel and travel cost the same for a small group. Ask us what applies to your party.

What you get with us

  • Mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy on the side
  • We cover Northiam and the whole of East Sussex
  • A quote that spells everything out
  • Fried fresh, not kept warm

Take a look at how we price or our guide to van hire costs.

What the van needs

We’ll be honest if a spot will not work, and help find another. What matters most:

  • A short walk from the party
  • Flat, firm ground for the van
  • Access wide and high enough for the van

Not sure about the spot? Send us a photo and we will tell you honestly before booking.

Popular choices

  • Curry sauce
  • Chips
  • Sausage and chips
  • Gravy
  • Cod and chips
  • Pie and chips
  • Haddock and chips
  • Mushy peas

See the full menu

Northiam: your questions answered

Can the van go to venues in the High Weald National Landscape?

Yes. Some venues there have rules about vehicles and ground, so check with yours. We’ll work to whatever the site needs.

How far is Northiam from London?

Roughly 46 miles from the centre of London, and we cover it as standard.

What can guests choose from?

Proper fish and chips, plus sausage or pie and chips. The sides are mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy.

Where can the van park?

Level, firm ground the van can reach, close to where people will eat, and space for a queue. Tell us about gates, lanes and soft ground.

When do you arrive?

We get there in good time to set up. Timings are agreed in advance so food is ready when you want it.

Can you cater for allergies?

Let us know about allergies in advance, and we’ll tell you what’s in each item and what we can offer.

Can the van come to Northiam?

Yes, we do. We serve events in Northiam and across East Sussex. Send us your date to check availability.

Do we need to provide anything?

Mostly just a good parking spot. Mention power and water and we’ll confirm the rest.

Parties in Northiam: homes, halls and local tips

Northiam is about 9 miles north of Hastings, in East Sussex. We park up at homes, halls, workplaces and venues in Northiam and nearby villages. We cover all 289 towns and villages in East Sussex. We serve events right across the region, from Northiam to Canterbury (about 28 miles away).

The High Weald National Landscape is within about 8 miles of Northiam, so a garden party here comes with a lovely backdrop.

We take the van to parties all over TN31. Streets in the area include Station Road, Main Street and Elizabeth Gardens, and the van can serve a party on any of them with a suitable parking spot. Northiam sits on or near the A268, which makes travel to your party easy. We also bring the van to parties in Beckley (2 miles south-east), Beckley Furnace (3 miles south), Broad Oak (3 miles south), Flackley Ash (3 miles east) and Broadland Row (4 miles south). We also serve nearby towns such as Hastings (9 miles south), Bexhill-on-Sea (12 miles south-west), St Leonards (10 miles south), Hastings Old Town (10 miles south), Belmont (10 miles south) and Heathfield (15 miles west).

Other landmarks nearby include The C.M Booth Collection (4 miles north). Open spaces near Northiam include Flatropers Wood.

  • Local pubs include Hayes Arms Hotel (0.5 miles south)
Map of Northiam © OpenStreetMap contributors

Perfect for your party in Northiam

It’s a real treat for guests, and people talk about it afterwards.

We can help if you’re planning any of the following:

  • Summer garden parties
  • Children’s parties
  • Naming days and christenings
  • Retirement parties

Nearby historic houses include Great Dixter (0.5 miles west). For most parties, a home or hall is easier than a historic venue with strict vehicle rules.

Before booking anyone

  • Exactly what’s included in the price
  • Whether there’s a minimum
  • What happens if plans change
  • Whether travel is included

Our booking checklist

Food your guests will love

Cod and chips

Cod has big, soft white flakes and a mild flavour, and it’s what most people in the south ask for. We batter it and fry it to order, so it is crisp when it reaches you.

Curry sauce

Curry sauce divides opinion and it is on the menu.

Allergies and dietary needs

A little planning makes sure everyone is looked after. Try these:

  • Send us a picture of the drive
  • Confirm allergies by email
  • Ensure the van can park legally
  • Let your neighbours know

With children, food about an hour in works well.

Put the menu up by the van.

DIY versus a fish and chip van

Deep-frying for lots of people at home is risky: hot oil and a busy party are a bad combination. A van is designed for exactly this.

Weighing up a takeaway order against booking a van? Think about numbers, timing and how hot you want the food. Ask us for a quote and compare.

The process

Serving is straightforward: food goes from the fryer to the hatch, and people can eat where they like. When service is finished, we pack up and leave the pitch tidy. Sunset in Northiam is about 8:45pm in late May and 9:15pm in late June. If the party runs past dark, the queue and the path to the van need light.

  1. Start with three things: the date, the place and a rough headcount.
  2. A picture of the parking spot helps us check the van will fit.
  3. Closer to the day, we confirm the arrival time and serving time.
  4. We park, open the hatch and start frying for your guests.
  5. Once the last portion is out, we pack up and go.

How to prepare

  • Check the way in for low branches, cables and narrow gates
  • Arrange somewhere dry for the queue
  • Name one person we can call on the day

Ask for a quote

We only need a few details to quote: date, address, numbers and serving time. To send them, send us your details through our quote form.

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Planning help

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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