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Party Fish and Chip Van for Shortlands events
Something for almost everyone: fish and chips, sausages and pies, plus mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy on the side. Book a fish and chip van for your party in Shortlands.
- Reunions and family get-togethers
- Milestone birthdays
- Family parties with children
Party fish and chip van in Shortlands
Party fish and chip van in Shortlands, fried fresh
With a chip van, the host gets to enjoy the party too. We park up, fry to order and hand it over hot. We serve cod and chips, pie and chips and haddock and chips, and we’re often booked for birthday parties and anniversaries and engagement parties.
Planning a London party in Shortlands? A chip van keeps you out of the kitchen, and works on drives, in yards and at hired halls. Tell us about parking permits. We cook inside the van, right where your guests are, so the batter is still crisp when it is handed over.
- Location
- Shortlands (BR2, BR1, BR3)
- Region
- Greater London
- Menu
- Cod and haddock, chips, sausages and pies
- On the side
- Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
- Quote
- Contact us for a quote
- Last updated
- 24 October 2026
What a fish and chip van costs
Each booking is quoted on its own, based on a few main things:
- The date and time of year
- How long we serve
- Any minimum charge
- Your choice of menu
Most vans have a minimum charge, because the van, fuel and travel cost the same for a small group. We’ll tell you up front.
What to tell us
When you get in touch, it helps to tell us:
- A photo of the space and the way in
- The date and when you’d like to eat
- How to get in: gates, lanes and ground
- Rough numbers for adults and children
A detailed enquiry gets a more accurate quote: the parking spot, access, numbers and serving time. Photos of the spot and the way in help. When you are ready, use our quote form.
Planning a party in Shortlands
Shortlands is about 1 mile south-west of Bromley, in Greater London. Wherever your party is in the BR2 area, we can bring the van to you. We take the van to all 764 towns and villages across Greater London. You can also see our page for London, about 8 miles away.
Local halls and clubs near Shortlands are an option if there’s nowhere to park at home. A green space like Church House Gardens is tempting, but a catering van there needs the landowner’s say-so, normally the council’s.
Parties anywhere in BR2, BR1 and BR3 start with a parking spot for the van. From Hayes Lane, Stone Road and Hayes Road or anywhere nearby, we can park up and fry there. Close by, we cover parties in Eden Park (1 mile south-west), Hayes (2 miles south), Bromley Common (2 miles south-east), West Wickham (2 miles south-west) and Southborough (2 miles east). Larger places within reach include London (8 miles north-west), City of Westminster (10 miles north-west), Marylebone (11 miles north-west), Kensington (11 miles north-west), St Pancras (10 miles north-west) and Shoreditch (10 miles north).
Well-known places in the area include Bethlem Museum of the Mind (1.6 miles south-east) and The Mall (0.6 miles north-east). The countryside around Shortlands includes Summer Hill and Downham Woodland Walk.
- Nearby schools include Langley Park School for Girls (1.2 miles south-west) and Holy Trinity College Bromley (1.4 miles north-east)
- Pubs nearby include The Richmal Crompton pub (0.6 miles east)
- Other local spots include Municipal Borough of Bromley (0.6 miles east)
Places near Shortlands
Also in Shortlands
About the food
Cod and chips
Cod and chips is the meal most people picture when they think of a chip shop. Cooked fresh at the hatch, it is hot, crisp and generous.
Gravy
Chips and gravy is a favourite in the north and the Midlands, and it’s lovely with a pie.
Before you choose a spot
Every site is different, so we’ll ask about yours when you get in touch. Generally, we look for:
- Permission from the venue or landowner for the van
- A level hardstanding, drive or firm lawn
- Space for people to queue at the hatch
As a London location, Shortlands is inside the Ultra Low Emission Zone, and parking takes planning: tell us about driveways, yards, car parks or a council parking suspension.
Not sure about the spot? Send us a picture and we’ll tell you honestly.
From the hatch
- Haddock and chips
- Pie and chips
- Chips
- Curry sauce
- Mushy peas
- Sausage and chips
- Gravy
- Cod and chips
FAQs for Shortlands
What about parking in Shortlands?
It can be, so tell us about driveways, yards, car parks or a council suspension. We’ll work around it.
Which station is closest to Shortlands?
Shortlands station, about 0.5 miles north of the centre.
Can the van come to our street party?
Yes, once the council has agreed the closure. Tell the council about the van.
Will the van fit on our drive?
That depends on the space and the route in. Tell us about gates, slopes and overhead branches, and we will tell you honestly.
How long will the queue be?
A short menu and staggered groups keep things moving. Tell us your timings and we will advise.
How much space do you need?
A level, firm spot it can drive onto, close to where people will eat, with room for a queue at the hatch. Tell us about gates, lanes and soft ground.
How soon do we need to book?
The sooner the better. Peak dates go quickly, so get in touch early.
What happens if it rains?
We cook inside the van, so rain doesn’t stop us. Guests will appreciate cover near the hatch.
How it works
The van turns up at the agreed time, parks where we agreed and the hatch goes up. When the fryers are up to heat, service starts right on schedule. Midsummer parties in Shortlands stay bright until about 9:20pm, while a late-September one is dark by about 7:05pm. Plan lights for the drive and the queue if you’re eating late.
- You share your date, numbers and address.
- We check the route in and send a price.
- We arrive in good time to set up.
- Everything is fried to order as the queue moves.
- Service is straight from the hatch, then we pack up.
Preparing for the day
- Keep space clear for guests at the hatch
- Let us know the serving time
- Check the venue or landowner is happy for the van to park
Getting a price
Still finalising the details? No problem: give us a rough idea and the date, and we’ll firm it up nearer the time. Start when you are ready: fill in our quote form.
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Occasions we serve in Shortlands
Hot food beats a buffet that’s been out for hours, especially as the evening cools.
Whatever brings people together, a chip van is a crowd-pleaser. We regularly serve:
- Christenings and naming days
- Reunions and family get-togethers
- Kids’ birthday parties
- Anniversary celebrations
For guests coming by train, Shortlands station is about 0.5 miles away.
What to look for in a quote
- The deadline for final numbers
- Any travel, parking or access charges
- Any minimum charge
- How long service runs, and what happens if you overrun
Organising for someone else?
If you’re booking for a business, tell us how you’d like to handle the booking and payment, and we’ll talk you through the process. We can work with your facilities team on access and timings.
Wedding planners and venue coordinators are welcome to contact us directly, and we will keep you updated on arrival and serving times.
Why choose a fish and chip van in Shortlands?
For a party that feels special but relaxed, a fish and chip van is a great choice. Fish and chip van prices depend on the booking. A one-hour staff lunch is a different job from serving all afternoon at a fête. Your quote spells it all out.
Why book our van in Shortlands
- No kitchen needed
- Fish and chips fried fresh on site
- Classic food your guests already know
- The queue at the hatch gets people talking
Take a look at our pricing or our guide to van hire costs.
Planning for dietary needs
Nearly every event has some special diets. To look after them:
- Put allergy details in writing
- Give us separate numbers for children
- Check parking restrictions if the van is on the street
- Tell the neighbours the van is coming
After service, we pack up.
A sign by the hatch with the menu speeds things up.
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch