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Fish and chip van hire in HP7

Hosting a party in HP7? We serve Coleshill, Winchmore Hill and Beamond End and the rest of the district, with the van parked up at your venue.

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Our fish and chip van hire in HP7

We keep the menu to the classics: fish and chips, sausages and pies, plus the sides everyone expects. Fewer choices means fresher food and shorter waits. Typical bookings include garden get-togethers and gatherings after a funeral, serving gravy, cod and chips and pie and chips.

Serving is straightforward: food goes from the fryer to the hatch. When service is finished, we pack up and leave the pitch tidy.

First, you send us your date, address, numbers and serving time.
You get a check on the date and the spot, and a quote.
On the day we arrive in good time, park up and heat the fryers.
We cook to order and serve hot at the time you chose.
When service is finished, we pack up and leave the pitch tidy.

Cost

Cost depends on numbers, menu and service time, plus travel and access. We quote for each booking individually.

Why hosts in HP7 choose us

Something for guests to gather round
Nothing for you to cook or clear
A quote that spells everything out
Cod, haddock, sausages and pies

Getting a price

To get a price, fill in our quote form. Tell us about your event in HP7, and we will come back with availability and a quote.

Near you in Coleshill

In Coleshill, that can mean an event near Coleshill Church of England Infant School, The Red Lion pub and Amersham Hall and the streets around them. You will also find Amersham School (2.1 miles north-east) and Church of All Saints (under half a mile south-west). Coleshill’s nearest station is Amersham station, about 2 miles north-east of the centre. Other landmarks nearby include Great Missenden (4 miles north-west) and Amersham Hospital (1.1 miles north). Within reach you will find Long Grove Wood.

Fish and chip van hire in HP7: local guide

Across HP7, we serve 3 towns and 6 villages and hamlets, so the setting can be anything from Amersham, Little Chalfont and Amersham on the Hill to a quiet hamlet: firm ground, access and agreed timings. Parts of HP7 are within a few miles of the Chilterns National Landscape, so check venue rules on vehicles for countryside events.

Coleshill: For a christening or celebration after a service at a church such as Church of All Saints, the van can serve at a hall or home nearby. Coming by train? The nearest station is Amersham station, about 2 miles north-east. Evening events need a little planning for light: in Coleshill, sunset is around 8:55pm in late May and 9:25pm in late June, while in December the light goes at about 3:55pm, so winter bookings need lighting by the hatch.

The menu, dish by dish

Gravy

Chips and gravy is a favourite in the north and the Midlands, and it goes perfectly with a pie.

Pie and chips

Pie and chips is hearty and filling, and it is a favourite in colder months.

What a fish and chip van costs

Your quote will be clear. The main things that affect it are:

How far we travel
Peak dates such as summer Saturdays
Your choice of menu
Service time

There’s no one-size-fits-all price for a fish and chip van. A short service and a long afternoon’s trading are very different bookings. Your quote spells it all out.

Details that help

To check availability and price, we need:

The date and when you’d like to eat
Expected numbers
Access details such as gates and narrow lanes
Dietary needs, with numbers

Getting a quote is simple: tell us the date, place, numbers and serving time. We will come back with a clear quote.

What the van needs

Most drives, car parks, yards and firm lawns can take the van, but a few things matter:

Lighting nearby for evening events
The site’s agreement to a catering van
Access wide and high enough for the van

Organising for someone else?

Organising a club, school or community event in HP7? A fish and chip van draws people in and almost everyone likes it. Tell us about the event and we’ll take it from there.

For larger numbers, tell us how long you have for food, so we can plan how to keep the queue short. Sending people up in groups helps.

Should I sort the food myself?

Collecting fish and chips for a crowd yourself is possible, but it’s hard work. By the time you’ve queued, paid and driven back, the batter has gone soft. With a van, it is fried on the spot.

Doing the food yourself saves money, but the host ends up running around. Booking the van means hot food and no stress.

HP7 questions

Can coeliacs eat the battered fish?

Not as standard: batter is usually made with wheat flour. Tell us about any coeliac guests and we’ll explain the options before booking.

What does the van need?

A level, firm spot it can drive onto, near your guests, and space for a queue. Tell us about gates, lanes and soft ground.

What areas do you cover?

We take the van across London and the South East, Buckinghamshire included. See all areas.

Cod or haddock?

Both are on our menu; tell us which you’d like for your event.

How much is fish and chip van hire?

It depends on numbers, the menu, how long we serve and travel. Send us the details for a quote.

How soon do we need to book?

The sooner the better. Peak dates go quickly, so it pays to ask early.

When do you arrive?

We arrive well before service to park and heat the fryers. We’ll agree arrival and serving times with you.

Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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