Fish and chip van hire, fried fresh at your event · London and the South East

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Fish and chip van hire in SW5

A mobile fish and chip van across SW5, covering West Brompton, Earl's Court and West Kensington. Weddings, parties, staff days, fêtes and wakes, fried fresh at the hatch.

Planning an event in SW5?

Fish and chip van hire in SW5: what to expect

Fish and chip van hire means the chip shop comes to you. The van parks up, the fryers go on and everything is cooked to order, so nothing sits waiting in a tray. On the menu are cod and chips, gravy and pie and chips, and we’re frequently booked for staff lunches and team days and community events and fairs.

Setting up takes a little while, because the oil has to come up to temperature, so we are there in good time before you want to eat.

  1. You tell us the date, the address, rough numbers and when you’d like to eat.
  2. We check availability and access and send a clear quote.
  3. On the day we arrive in good time, park up and heat the fryers.
  4. We cook to order and serve hot at the time you chose.
  5. Afterwards, we clear up and head off.

What it costs in SW5

There’s no one-size-fits-all price for a fish and chip van. A short service and a long afternoon’s trading are very different bookings. We set everything out in your quote.

Why book our van

  • Events in SW5 and across Greater London
  • We cook inside the van, whatever the weather
  • A quote that spells everything out
  • Cod, haddock, sausages and pies

Get a quote

A detailed enquiry gets a more accurate quote: where the van would park, how to get in, numbers and timings. Photos of the spot and the way in help. To send your details, send us your details through our quote form.

Near you in West Brompton

We park up for events around St Cuthbert with St Matthias CofE Primary School, Gwendwr Garden and The London Oratory School. Other local landmarks include Coleherne public house (under half a mile north-east), Natural History Museum Library and Archives (1.1 miles north-east), Church of St Luke (within half a mile north-east) and The Fulham Boys School (0.5 miles north-west). There is a railway station in West Brompton itself: West Brompton station. A little further out are Ladbroke Estate (1.9 miles north) and Western Hospital (under half a mile south-west). The countryside around West Brompton includes The Long Water and WWT London Wetland Centre.

Fish and chip van hire in SW5: local guide

From West Brompton, Earl's Court and West Kensington to 0 villages and hamlets, bookings across SW5 range from town-centre sites to farmyards, and a chip van suits every kind of setting. Town bookings mean planning parking; village bookings mean planning access.

West Brompton: School fairs and fundraisers, for a school such as St Cuthbert with St Matthias CofE Primary School, can book the van as a food stall. If guests are travelling by rail, West Brompton has its own station, West Brompton station. By late September, sunset in West Brompton is around 7:05pm, and at Christmas it comes at about 3:55pm. For anything after that, plan lights for the queue.

What a fish and chip van costs

Fish and chip van pricing is simple once we know the basics:

  • Access and parking
  • How many people are eating
  • The menu and how many choices
  • How far we travel

Larger groups generally cost less per head, because the van, travel and set-up cost much the same either way. Tell us your numbers for an accurate price.

What we need to know

A few details help us give you an accurate quote. Here’s what’s useful:

  • Rough numbers for adults and children
  • Access details such as gates and narrow lanes
  • Where you’d like the van to go
  • A picture of the space and the way in

To get a price, fill in our quote form. Give us the details of your event, and we will come back with availability and a quote.

Occasions we serve in SW5

On a grey day, hot fish and chips wins, and the van keeps frying whatever the weather.

We are booked for all kinds of occasions in SW5 and nearby. Some of the most common are:

  • Fêtes, fairs and school events
  • Festive get-togethers
  • Wakes and gatherings after a funeral
  • Staff lunches and team days

Looking after everyone

Dietary needs are easiest to plan with some notice. We suggest:

  • Count children separately
  • Ask about allergies on your invitation or sign-up form
  • Put allergy details in writing
  • Plan something for guests whose needs we can’t meet

Fish and chips is at its best fresh from the fryer, so we cook as people come up to the hatch.

A gazebo by the van keeps the queue dry.

For event organisers in SW5

Wedding planners and venue coordinators are welcome to contact us directly, and we will keep everyone informed on the day.

Parks, greens and streets typically need permission for a catering van. The council or landowner will tell you what they need.

Food your guests will love

Cod and chips

Cod and chips is the meal most people picture when they think of a chip shop. Fried to order in the van, it goes out hot and crisp.

Sausage and chips

Sausage and chips is the go-to for anyone who is not a fish fan, especially with curry sauce.

Questions from SW5

Does a chip van work for big events?

That depends on how many and how quickly. Staggering groups and keeping the menu short both help.

Do you fry it on site?

Yes, always. We fry to order in the van at your venue, and serve straight from the hatch.

What if we only have street parking?

Only in a legal space, or with the council’s permission. Ask your council early.

Which areas do you serve?

We cover London and the South East, Greater London included. Find your area.

Does the batter contain gluten?

Not as standard: batter is usually made with wheat flour. Tell us about any coeliac guests and we will explain the options before booking.

What food do you serve?

Chip-shop favourites: cod, haddock, chips, sausages and pies, with mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy. See the menu.

Which fish do you use?

Both are on our menu; we’ll agree the choice when we quote.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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