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Fish and chip van hire in TN30

We serve all of the TN30 postcode district, which takes in Tenterden, St Michaels and Wittersham. Fish and chips are cooked to order at your event.

Fish and chips across TN30

How fish and chip van hire works in TN30

There’s no kitchen to hire and nothing to wash up. All it needs is a level spot it can reach, which most drives, car parks and yards can offer. Typical bookings include village fêtes and school fairs and weddings, especially the evening, with cod and chips, curry sauce and pie and chips.

Because we cook inside the van, rain does not stop us. Guests will still appreciate a bit of cover near the hatch.

  1. Start with three things: the date, the place and a rough headcount.
  2. Show us where the van would go, and we will confirm it works.
  3. A week or so before, we confirm timings and numbers.
  4. We park, open the hatch and start frying for your guests.
  5. Once the last portion is out, we pack up and go.

What it costs in TN30

A chip van frequently compares well with a plated meal, because it needs no kitchen and no crockery hire. Ask us for a quote.

What you get with us

  • The queue at the hatch gets people talking
  • Rain does not stop the fryers
  • A quote that spells everything out
  • We cover TN30 and the whole of Kent

Get a quote

Send us the date, the address or TN30 postcode and rough numbers, plus when you’d like to eat, and we’ll reply with a quote. To get started, fill in our quote form.

Near you in Tenterden

We park up for events around Parish Church of St Mildred, Homewood School and Sixth Form Centre and Turners Field and the streets around them. You will also find Tenterden Infant School (within half a mile south-west) and The Vine Inn (less than half a mile south-west). Other landmarks nearby include Tenterden and District Museum (less than half a mile west) and Benenden Hospital (3.4 miles west).

Chip van hire across TN30

From Tenterden, St Michaels and Wittersham to 12 villages and hamlets, bookings across TN30 range from town-centre sites to farmyards, and a chip van suits every kind of setting. Town bookings mean planning parking; village bookings mean planning access. 5 of the places we cover in TN30 are within about 6 miles of the sea, where we always think about shelter for the queue.

Tenterden: If you are gathering after a service at a church like Parish Church of St Mildred, a nearby hall car park or drive suits the van. If you are organising a summer fair for a school like Tenterden Infant School, a chip van is a crowd-pleaser. Evenings in Tenterden stay light until about 9:15pm in June, but by late September sunset is around 7:00pm; once it’s dark, we need light by the hatch and the queue.

Allergies and dietary needs

A little planning makes sure everyone is looked after. Try these:

  • Let us know if anyone has coeliac disease
  • Plan something for guests whose needs we can’t meet
  • Ask about allergies on your invitation or sign-up form
  • Keep the menu short to keep the queue moving

Fish and chips is best eaten straight away, so we fry to order as the queue moves.

Put the menu up by the hatch so people decide while they wait.

Events we cater in TN30

A fish and chip van suits almost any crowd, from children to grandparents. It also gives people something to queue and chat over.

In TN30 and nearby, the van turns up at all sorts of events. Some of the most common are:

  • Weddings and evening receptions
  • Community events and fairs
  • Wakes and celebrations of life
  • Garden parties and summer get-togethers

How we price a fish and chip van

Every booking is priced individually, and the price depends on a few things:

  • The date and time of year
  • The menu and how many choices
  • How far we travel
  • The length of service

When you compare quotes, check what each one includes: service time, menu, travel, any minimum and VAT. We set ours out clearly.

Getting an accurate quote

The more we know about your event, the better we can plan. Please include:

  • The venue or postcode
  • Access details such as gates and narrow lanes
  • Dietary needs, with numbers
  • The spot you have in mind for the van

It’s easy to get a price: share your date, address, rough numbers and when you’d like to eat. We’ll send a clear quote that says what’s included.

What comes out of the fryer

Haddock and chips

Haddock has loyal fans: sweeter and a touch firmer than cod. Ask us about offering haddock alongside or instead of cod.

Curry sauce

Curry sauce divides opinion and it is on the menu.

Space, access and the venue

We will be honest if a spot will not work. What matters most:

  • Light near the van and the queue for evening service
  • A level hardstanding, drive or firm lawn
  • A short walk from the party

Your questions about a fish and chip van in TN30

What happens if it rains?

We cook inside the van, so rain does not stop us. Guests will appreciate cover near the hatch.

Where can the van park?

Level, firm ground the van can reach, near your guests, and space for a queue. Mention any narrow gates or soft ground.

Is the fish gluten-free?

No, not as standard: batter is generally made with wheat flour. Tell us about any coeliac guests and we will explain the options.

When should we book?

As soon as you have a date. Peak dates go quickly, so contact us early.

Is it a full meal?

It is a full meal on its own. Many hosts add their own desserts or cake.

Can you go on a lawn or field?

It depends on the ground. Tell us about it when you enquire, and send a photo if you can.

Is the food cooked at the event?

Yes. We fry to order in the van at your venue, then handed over hot from the hatch.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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