Fish and chip van hire, fried fresh at your event · London and the South East

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Fish and chip van hire in TW1

Planning an event in TW1? We cover Twickenham, St Margarets and Eel Pie Island and every street in between, with the van parked up at your venue.

Book the chip van in TW1

Fish and chip van hire across TW1

Fish and chips is generous food: big pieces of fish, crisp batter and a mountain of chips. It turns a meal into an occasion. On the menu are sausage and chips, cod and chips and pie and chips, and we’re frequently booked for work Christmas parties and Fêtes, fairs and school events.

The van turns up at the agreed time, parks where we agreed and the hatch goes up. When the fryers are up to heat, service starts right on schedule.

  1. First, tell us about your event.
  2. We check the date and where the van will park, then send a quote.
  3. We agree timings, access and the parking spot.
  4. On the day, we park up and fry fresh for your guests.
  5. We serve from the hatch, then leave the pitch tidy.

Cost

There is no one-size-fits-all price for a fish and chip van. A one-hour staff lunch is a different job from serving all afternoon at a fête. We set everything out in your quote.

Why book our van

  • Fried fresh, not kept warm
  • No kitchen, no crockery, no washing up
  • Served hot, straight from the hatch
  • Cod, haddock, sausages and pies

Ask for a quote

Tell us your date, venue or postcode and roughly how many people, along with your serving time, and you will get a clear price. Just use our quote form.

What’s near Twickenham

Bookings here are often close to The Cabbage Patch pub, St Richard Reynolds Catholic High School and St Richard Reynolds Catholic Primary School, among other places. Nearby too are Richmond upon Thames School (less than half a mile north), Marble Hill Park (1.1 miles east) and Salvation Army (within half a mile south-west). For guests coming by rail, the closest station is Twickenham station, roughly 0.5 miles north-east of the centre. Nearby you’ll also find South Middlesex Hospital (0.6 miles north) and Municipal Borough of Heston and Isleworth (1.6 miles north). The countryside around Twickenham includes Richmond Hill and Ham Lands.

A fish and chip van across TW1: what to know

From Twickenham, Richmond and Richmond upon Thames to 1 villages and hamlets, bookings across TW1 range from town-centre sites to farmyards, and a chip van suits every kind of setting. In towns, plan parking and access; in villages, tell us about lanes and ground.

Twickenham: Nearby historic houses include Richmond House (0.5 miles east) and Strawberry Hill House (0.7 miles south). Historic venues frequently limit vehicles, so ask early if you are booking one. For anyone arriving by rail, the closest railway station is Twickenham station, roughly 0.5 miles north-east of the centre. Evening events need a little planning for light: around Twickenham, it stays light until about 9:20pm at midsummer, while in December the light goes at about 3:55pm.

Before you choose a spot

If a spot isn’t suitable, we’ll tell you, and suggest an alternative. What matters most:

  • A spot near your guests
  • Flat, firm ground for the van
  • A route in without tight gates or low branches

The menu, dish by dish

Pie and chips

Pie and chips gives people a filling alternative to fish, perfect with gravy.

Curry sauce

Chip-shop curry sauce is a mild, slightly sweet British classic, perfect with chips or a sausage.

For planners, venues and organisers

If you’re booking for a business, tell us how you’d like to handle the booking and payment, and we will explain how it works. We’re happy to liaise with facilities on parking and timings.

Hosting at home? Send us a picture of the drive or the spot and the way in, and we’ll tell you honestly whether it works.

Prices and what affects them

Your quote will be clear. What affects it most:

  • Service time
  • Numbers
  • Cod, haddock or both
  • The day of the week

Got a budget? Let us know, and we’ll suggest how to make it work. Keeping the menu short is normally the best value.

Getting an accurate quote

For a quote, it helps to have:

  • Anything awkward about the way in
  • The date and when you’d like to eat
  • Roughly how many people, including children
  • Where the event is

The quickest way to a quote is to fill in our quote form. Tell us about your event in TW1, and we will check the date and send a price.

Looking after everyone

Nearly every event has some special diets. To look after them:

  • Arrange an alternative for anyone we can’t cater for
  • Count children separately
  • Put allergy details in writing
  • Tell us about coeliac guests specifically

Fish and chips is at its best fresh from the fryer, so we fry to order as the queue moves.

Tables or benches nearby help people eat comfortably.

TW1 questions

Do you do anything other than fish?

We serve sausages and pies as well as fish. Tell us about other diets and we’ll tell you what we can offer.

How much does a fish and chip van cost in TW1?

The price depends on numbers, menu, service time and travel. Tell us about your event and we’ll send a quote.

Does the batter contain gluten?

Not as standard: the batter contains wheat. Let us know and we’ll tell you what we can do before booking.

How much space do you need?

Less than you might think: a drive, a car park, a yard or a firm lawn, with a clear way in. Send us a photo if you are not sure.

Can the van park on grass?

It depends on the ground. Let us know what the ground is like, and we will advise.

Is it a full meal?

Yes. A portion of fish, chips and peas is a proper meal.

What’s on the menu?

Fish and chips, of course, with sausages and pies for anyone who doesn’t want fish. The sides are mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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