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Wedding Fish and Chip Van in Bitchet Green

Wedding fish and chip van in Bitchet Green: cod, haddock and chips fried to order, and served hot from the hatch.

  • Anniversary celebrations
  • Rustic farm weddings
  • Food after the first dance

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Planning an event in Bitchet Green?

How the day works

Nothing gathers a crowd like the smell of fish and chips. Fish goes into the batter and straight into the fryer, with chips cooked in batches as the queue moves. At midsummer, sunset in Bitchet Green is about 9:20pm, which helps us time evening food around your photos. Sunset is around 8:50pm in late May and 7:05pm in late September.

  1. You share your date, numbers and address.
  2. We check access for the van and quote.
  3. We arrive early to park and heat the fryers.
  4. Fish goes into the batter and straight into the fryer, to order.
  5. Service is straight from the hatch, then we pack up.

Preparing for the day

  • Leave room in front of the hatch for a queue
  • Let us know the serving time
  • Confirm the van is allowed on site

Get a quote

The quickest way to a quote is to send us your details through our quote form. Give us the details of your wedding, and we will come back with availability and a quote.

Tell us about your event

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Wedding fish and chip van in Bitchet Green, cooked to order

Evening food keeps the party going, and fish and chips is generous and warming after a long day. We serve curry sauce, haddock and chips and cod and chips, and we are regularly asked to cater evening wedding food and laid-back receptions.

A wedding in a small place like Bitchet Green often means a field, a barn or a family garden. A chip van is made for that: no kitchen needed, just a firm spot near the party. Let us know about access and ground. We plan the timings around your day, whether that is a first dance, a lunch break or a service time.

Area
Bitchet Green (TN15)
Region
Kent
On the menu
Fish and chips, sausages, pies
Extras
Mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy
Quotes
Quoted for your event
Updated
24 October 2026
Fish and chips served on printed paper

Should I sort the food myself?

DIY food keeps costs down, but the host spends the event serving. With a fish and chip van, you get hot food without the work.

Collecting fish and chips for a crowd yourself is possible, but it is hard work. Long waits and a drive home mean food arrives lukewarm and soggy. With a van, it’s fried on the spot.

What a fish and chip van costs

Each booking is quoted on its own, and the price depends on a few things:

  • The number of meals
  • How long we serve
  • Peak dates such as summer Saturdays
  • The minimum booking

Fish and chip van prices depend on the booking. A short service and a long afternoon’s trading are very different bookings. We set everything out in your quote.

What we need to know

For a quote, it helps to have:

  • Where the van would park
  • Your date and serving time
  • Access details such as gates and narrow lanes
  • Any dietary needs and allergies

Getting a quote is simple: tell us the date, place, numbers and serving time. We will send a clear quote that says what’s included.

Why choose a fish and chip van in Bitchet Green?

A second sit-down meal in the evening is expensive and formal. A van keeps it relaxed, and guests eat where they like. If you have a budget in mind, tell us, and we will suggest a menu and timing to match. A short menu is often the best value.

What you get with us

  • Works on wet days as well as sunny ones
  • Nothing for you to cook or clear
  • Quick service from the hatch
  • Events in Bitchet Green and across Kent

Take a look at our pricing and our guide to van hire costs.

Food your guests will love

Curry sauce

Chip-shop curry sauce is a mild, slightly sweet British classic, perfect with chips or a sausage.

Haddock and chips

Haddock has loyal fans: sweeter and a touch firmer than cod. Tell us if you’d like to offer it.

Organising for someone else?

Many venues set rules for catering vans: where a van can park, access times and the paperwork they want. Tell us what your venue needs and we’ll confirm what we can provide.

Booking for a company? Tell us what your finance team needs, and we’ll talk you through the process. We can work with your facilities team on access and timings.

Planning for dietary needs

With a little notice, diets are easier to plan for. Our advice:

  • Talk to us about evening numbers
  • Let us know if anyone has coeliac disease
  • Check your venue’s rules on outside caterers early
  • Have bins ready for paper and trays

We arrive during the reception and set up quietly, so we are ready at the agreed time.

A little sign by the van tells guests what’s on.

Occasions we serve in Bitchet Green

Evening food matters, and a chip van gives guests something hot and generous. It is a fun moment too.

We’re booked for all kinds of occasions in Bitchet Green and nearby. Some of the most common are:

  • Anniversary celebrations
  • Informal weddings
  • Evening food for day and evening guests
  • Marquee and garden weddings

Planning photos in Ivy Hatch Nature Reserve? It is worth checking the park’s rules first.

Comparing caterers

  • A clear list of what’s included
  • What they can offer for dietary needs
  • When payment is due
  • The van’s size and access needs

How to compare vans

Questions from Bitchet Green

How far is Bitchet Green from London?

Roughly 22 miles from the centre of London, and we cover it as standard.

Do you come to venues in the Kent Downs National Landscape?

Yes. Some venues there have rules about vehicles and ground, so check with yours. We will follow the site rules.

When should evening food go out?

Whenever suits your day. After the first dance is the most popular time.

What do you bring?

We bring the van and everything we need to cook. You just need a suitable spot and permission.

Do we need to provide anything?

A suitable spot for the van and permission to park there. Tell us whether there’s power or water nearby and we’ll take it from there.

Is the food cooked at the event?

Yes, always. Everything is fried fresh in the van, and serve straight from the hatch.

Can the van park on the street?

It depends on the road. A drive, car park or yard is typically easier; if it has to be the street, check with the council.

Does the batter contain gluten?

Our battered fish contains gluten, because standard batter uses wheat flour. Let us know about coeliac guests in advance, and we will be straight with you about what’s possible.

Wedding venues and ceremonies near Bitchet Green

Bitchet Green is about 3 miles south-east of Sevenoaks, in Kent. Bookings in Bitchet Green come in all shapes and sizes, but the plan is always the same: somewhere to park, a time to serve and fresh frying. We take the van to 922 places in Kent. Our nearest city page is London, about 22 miles away.

Marrying at St Lawrence? A reception at a garden, barn or hall close by gives the van somewhere to park for the evening. Among the historic houses close to Bitchet Green are Ightham Mote (1 mile south-east) and Knole House (1.8 miles west). Grand venues like these generally set rules for outside caterers, so ask before booking. With the Kent Downs National Landscape within about 6 miles, there are country venues, barns and gardens nearby. Check vehicle access with the venue.

Weddings anywhere in TN15 start with a parking spot for the van and roughly how many guests. For weddings just outside Bitchet Green, we cover Stone Street (1 mile north-east), Godden Green (1 mile north-west), Ivy Hatch (1 mile east), Budds (1 mile south) and Underriver (1 mile south-west). Further out, we also take the van to Maidstone (12 miles east), Dartford (12 miles north), Sevenoaks (3 miles north-west), Royal Tunbridge Wells (9 miles south), Gravesend (13 miles north-east) and Tonbridge (5 miles south).

Nearby you will also find Sevenoaks Museum (2.3 miles west) and Sevenoaks Hospital (2.8 miles north-west). Within reach you will find Dryhill Nature Reserve and Barden Lake.

  • Nearby schools include Sevenoaks Preparatory School (0.9 miles west)
Map of Bitchet Green © OpenStreetMap contributors
  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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