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Wedding Fish and Chip Van in Hextable

Bring the chip shop to your wedding in Hextable. The van arrives, the fryers go on and everything is cooked to order, so every portion goes out hot.

  • Wedding after-parties
  • Engagement parties
  • Weddings with a seaside feel

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Wedding fish and chip van for Hextable events

How our wedding fish and chip van works in Hextable

Evening guests may have come straight from work, while day guests last ate in the afternoon. Fresh fish and chips suits everyone. Whether it is vow renewal parties and coastal-themed receptions, we can cook mushy peas, haddock and chips and sausage and chips and more.

Weddings in a place like Hextable often feel personal: a local church, then a marquee in a garden or field. The van parks on a firm spot nearby for the evening. Let us know about access for the van. Everything is fried fresh at your wedding, never cooked in advance and left in a hot cabinet, and handed over as soon as it’s ready.

A long dressed table on a lawn at an outdoor garden celebration
Location
Hextable (BR8, DA2)
Area hub
Kent
On the menu
Fish and chips, sausages, pies
Extras
Mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy
Quotes
Quoted for your event
Last updated
24 October 2026

A fish and chip van or other catering?

Some venue evening menus are light. Fish and chips fills people up. Fish and chip van prices depend on the booking. A one-hour staff lunch is a different job from serving all afternoon at a fête. We set everything out in your quote.

Why Hextable hosts choose us

  • Events in Hextable and across Kent
  • Works on wet days as well as sunny ones
  • A menu almost everyone likes
  • No surprises in your quote

Read our prices page and what a fish and chip van costs.

Organising for someone else?

If you’re booking for a business, tell us how you’d like to handle the booking and payment, and we’ll talk you through the process. We’re happy to liaise with facilities on parking and timings.

Planners and coordinators can contact us directly, and we will keep you updated on arrival and serving times.

How the day works

Here’s how the day normally runs: we arrive, park up and set up, the oil comes up to temperature, and food goes out hot at the agreed time. At a December wedding in Hextable, it is dark by about 3:50pm, so the route from the reception to the van needs lighting.

  1. First, the plan: what, where and what time.
  2. We come back with availability and a clear price.
  3. We agree exactly where the van parks.
  4. On the day, everything is cooked to order, so nothing sits in a hot cabinet.
  5. We leave the spot as we found it.

How to prepare

  • Tell us when you want to eat
  • Check the venue or landowner is happy for the van to park
  • Arrange somewhere dry for the queue

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Not sure of numbers yet? No problem: give us a rough idea and the date, and we will firm it up nearer the time. Start when you’re ready: fill in our quote form.

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Diets, allergies and planning

Tell us about dietary needs and allergies early, and we’ll tell you honestly what we can offer. To make it work smoothly:

  • Count suppliers working late
  • Cater for most, not all, of the evening guest list
  • Give us a contact for the day who isn’t the couple
  • Confirm the van can park at the venue

If speeches or dances run over, we simply start a little later.

A string of lights by the hatch makes a great photo.

What comes out of the fryer

Gravy

A pot of gravy turns chips into comfort food.

Haddock and chips

Haddock is a little sweeter than cod, with a finer, firmer flake. It’s the traditional favourite in Scotland and much of the north.

How we price a fish and chip van for your wedding

There are no hidden charges: the price is based on:

  • The minimum booking
  • The menu and how many choices
  • Numbers
  • The date and time of year

Comparing vans? Look at what each quote includes: service time, menu, travel, any minimum and VAT. We set ours out clearly.

Details that help

For a quote, it helps to have:

  • A photo of the parking spot
  • The date and when you’d like to eat
  • Any dietary needs and allergies
  • Roughly how many people, including children

Thinking about a fish and chip van for your wedding for your wedding in Hextable? Tell us what you have in mind and we’ll reply with a clear price. To get in touch, use our quote form.

Hextable weddings: local tips

Hextable is about 3 miles south-west of Dartford, in Kent. From the centre of Hextable to the outskirts, we offer the same service: fish and chips fried to order, served hot and quoted clearly. Hextable is one of 922 towns and villages in Kent we cover. You can also see our page for London, about 13 miles away.

Planning photos in Dartford Heath? It’s worth checking the park’s rules first. Guests coming by rail will want to know that Swanley station is about 1.5 miles away. The Kent Downs National Landscape is within about 6 miles of Hextable, with plenty of rural wedding settings. Ask your venue about vehicle access for the van.

For weddings in BR8 and DA2, we just need to know where the van can park and a serving time. That could mean a wedding at a home on Panter's, Southbank and Plantation Road or the roads around them, wherever the van can park. Hextable is on the B258, which makes the journey straightforward. We also bring the van to weddings in Puddledock (1 mile north-west), Swanley Village (1 mile south-east), Stonehill Green (1 mile west), Joyden's Wood (1 mile north-west) and Wilmington (1 mile north). Larger places within reach include Dartford (3 miles north-east), Sevenoaks (9 miles south), Gravesend (9 miles east), Tonbridge (15 miles south), Northfleet (7 miles east) and Kings Hill (14 miles south-east).

Nearby you will also find Broadway Shopping Centre (3.4 miles north-west) and Dartford Library (2.6 miles north-east). Within reach you’ll find Wansunt Pit.

  • Local schools include Hextable School (less than half a mile south-west)
  • Pubs nearby include The Ship pub (0.5 miles north-west)
Map of Hextable © OpenStreetMap contributors

Common questions in Hextable

How far is Hextable from London?

Roughly 13 miles from the centre of London, and well within our area.

Can you serve after a service at St Peter?

Yes, at a nearby hall, home or venue with somewhere for the van. Food is usually served at the reception venue rather than the church. Tell us where you’ll gather.

What does the van need?

Not much: a hard surface or firm, dry grass, that the van can reach easily. If in doubt, send a picture.

How much does a fish and chip van for your wedding cost in Hextable?

It depends on numbers, the menu, how long we serve and travel. Send us the details for a quote.

How do you handle allergies?

Yes, we can tell you which allergens are in each item. Fish and gluten are the main ones in battered fish. Tell us about allergies in advance.

What about guests who do not eat fish?

There is: sausages and pies, with chips. Tell us roughly how many to expect.

Do you bring everything you need?

All the cooking happens in the van. Tell us about power, water and bins at the site and we’ll confirm what we need.

What time is best for the van?

Most couples choose between 8pm and 9:30pm, once the first dance is done. We will work to your timings.

Can’t we just order from the chip shop?

A DIY buffet works for small groups. For bigger numbers, a van makes life easier, and nobody has to miss the wedding.

Some hosts try a takeaway order. The problem is timing: big orders take a long time, and the food is cooling while it travels. A van cooks in front of your guests instead.

Before you choose a spot

Before the day, we’ll agree where the van parks. It needs to tick a few simple boxes:

  • Flat, firm ground for the van
  • Room in front of the hatch for a queue
  • Lighting nearby for evening events

If you’re unsure, send a photo of the space and the way in, and we’ll say what we think.

Popular choices

  • Evening fish and chips
  • Cod and chips
  • Curry sauce
  • Mushy peas
  • Sausage and chips
  • Haddock and chips

See the full menu

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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