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Wedding Fish and Chip Van for Upper Upnor events

Wedding fish and chip van in Upper Upnor: fish and chips cooked fresh in the van, then handed over hot from the hatch at the time you choose.

  • Food after the first dance
  • Marquee and garden weddings
  • Vow renewals and anniversaries

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A chip van near Upper Upnor

Is a fish and chip van right for your wedding?

Compared with a cold evening buffet, fish and chips is hot and fresh, and nothing sits out drying up. The price depends on numbers, the menu and how long we serve, along with distance and access to the site. We quote for each booking individually.

Why us?

  • Everything cooked to order at your event
  • No surprises in your quote
  • The queue at the hatch gets people talking
  • Quick service from the hatch

Take a look at our pricing and the cost guide.

About our wedding fish and chip van in Upper Upnor

The van parks near the marquee, barn or venue, and guests wander out to the hatch. It turns evening food into part of the celebration. We are frequently asked to cater relaxed, informal receptions and food after the first dance, serving haddock and chips, mushy peas and cod and chips.

A wedding in a small place like Upper Upnor often means a field, a barn or a family garden. That’s where a chip van shines: no kitchen needed, just a firm spot near the party. Tell us about lanes, gates and ground conditions. Your quote spells out what’s included: serving times, the menu and anything else agreed, with no surprises on the day.

A white-clothed table set out on a garden lawn
Area
Upper Upnor (ME2)
Area hub
Medway
On the menu
Fish and chips, sausages, pies
On the side
Mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy
Price
Ask us for a quote
Page updated
24 October 2026

Planning the van’s spot

The right spot keeps everyone safe and the service smooth. We need:

  • A level, firm spot the van can drive onto
  • Lighting nearby for evening events
  • Access wide and high enough for the van

If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we will advise.

What we serve

  • Curry sauce
  • Sausage and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Haddock and chips
  • Evening fish and chips
  • Cod and chips

See the full menu

The menu, dish by dish

Mushy peas

Proper mushy peas start with dried marrowfat peas. They’re the side most people expect.

Haddock and chips

Haddock is a little sweeter than cod, with a finer, firmer flake. In the north and in Scotland, haddock is the classic.

Organising for someone else?

Venues frequently have their own rules about outside caterers and vehicles: parking spots, arrival times and documents. Tell us what your venue needs and we’ll work through them with you.

Wedding planners and venue coordinators are welcome to contact us directly, and we will keep you updated on arrival and serving times.

Prices and what affects them

There’s nothing hidden: the price is based on:

  • Distance and any road charges
  • Access and parking
  • Any minimum charge
  • Numbers

Comparing vans? Look at what each quote includes: service time, menu, travel, any minimum and VAT. We set ours out clearly.

What we need to know

We can quote more accurately with a few details. Here’s what’s useful:

  • Any dietary needs and allergies
  • The venue or postcode
  • Access details such as gates and narrow lanes
  • The date and when you’d like to eat

We quote for each event separately, so the price fits what you actually need. To ask for one, fill in our quote form.

Takeaway run or book a van?

Frying for a crowd at home is not a good idea: hot oil and a busy party are a bad combination. A van is designed for exactly this.

For a small group, making your own food can work. For larger numbers, or when you want hot food, a van takes the pressure off, and you get to enjoy the day.

Upper Upnor: your questions answered

We are gathering after a service at St Philip & St James: can you come?

Yes, at a nearby hall, home or venue with somewhere for the van. Churches rarely have space for a catering van, so the food is usually elsewhere. Send us the address.

Is Upper Upnor close to London?

About 27 miles from central London, and we cover it as standard.

Do you have a kids’ option?

Yes, children are easy to cater for. Let us know numbers, and we’ll plan for them.

Can the van come for the evening?

Evening food is exactly what we do. We’ll fit around your first dance and band.

Do you clear up afterwards?

We pack up and leave the pitch tidy when service is finished. Let us know about bins for guests.

What time is best for the van?

Whenever suits your day. After the first dance is the most popular time.

What can guests choose from?

Chip-shop favourites: cod, haddock, chips, sausages and pies, plus mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy. See the menu.

Is the fish gluten-free?

Standard batter is made with wheat flour, so battered fish contains gluten. Let us know about coeliac guests in advance, and we’ll tell you honestly what we can offer.

How it works

Here’s how the day usually runs: the van arrives and we set up, the fryers heat up, and we serve hot from the hatch when you are ready to eat. Evening food at a Upper Upnor wedding frequently goes out just as the light fades: sunset is around 8:50pm in late May, 9:20pm at midsummer and 7:00pm in late September. A few lights by the hatch help guests and photos alike.

  1. We start with a few details about your wedding.
  2. We check the date and where the van will park, then send a quote.
  3. Timings and the van’s spot are agreed in advance.
  4. We cook to order on the day for your guests.
  5. Everything goes out hot from the hatch, and we pack up afterwards.

Preparing for the day

  • Choose a level, firm spot for the van
  • Check the venue or landowner is happy for the van to park
  • Clear the route for the van

Getting a price

Send us the date, the address or ME2 postcode and rough numbers, plus when you’d like to eat, and we will reply with a quote. To get started, fill in our quote form.

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Upper Upnor weddings: local tips

Upper Upnor is about 2 miles north-east of Rochester, in Medway. We park up at drives, car parks, yards and venues around Upper Upnor and the surrounding area. We take the van to 68 places in Medway. You can also see our page for Canterbury, about 26 miles away.

It is worth telling train travellers that Strood station, about 1.2 miles south-west, is the nearest station. Lower Lines Park can make a pretty photo stop, but check its rules for wedding groups first.

We cover weddings in every part of ME2 and the streets around it. From High Street, Upnor Road and Castle Street or anywhere nearby, we can park up and fry there. We also bring the van to weddings in Lower Upnor (1 mile north-east), Wainscott (1 mile north-west), Chattenden (1 mile north), Hoo St Werburgh (2 miles north-east) and Cooling Street (3 miles north). Within a short drive, we also cover Gillingham (3 miles south-east), Chatham (3 miles south), Rainham (5 miles south-east), Luton (3 miles south), Park Wood (5 miles south-east) and Lordswood (5 miles south).

Well-known places in the area include Pentagon Shopping Centre (1.6 miles south) and City of Rochester-upon-Medway (1.4 miles south-west). Within reach you’ll find Gad's Hill and Rede Common.

  • Schools near Upper Upnor include Waterfront UTC (1.3 miles south-east) and Waterfront University Technical College (1.3 miles south-east)
  • Nearby, you will find The Kings Arms (less than half a mile east)
  • Parks and local facilities nearby include Former Ordnance Store At Chatham Gun Wharf (1.4 miles south)
Map of Upper Upnor © OpenStreetMap contributors

Perfect for your wedding in Upper Upnor

People get hungry again by the evening, and fish and chips is a crowd-pleaser. It is also a talking point.

Big or small, the van works the same way. Typical bookings include:

  • Day-after gatherings
  • Barn weddings
  • Weddings with a seaside feel
  • Vow renewals and anniversaries

Historic houses near Upper Upnor include Restoration House (1.6 miles south-west) and Temple Manor (1.9 miles south-west). If your reception is at a historic house or estate, ask early about its rules on caterers and vehicles.

Questions to ask before booking

  • Exactly what’s included in the price
  • What the van needs: space, access, power
  • If the price includes VAT
  • When payment is due

Choosing a fish and chip van

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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