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Care home fish and chip visits in Brasted Chart, Greater London

We bring a fish and chip van visit across Brasted Chart and Greater London, cooking to order on site and serving from the hatch.

  • Lunch for the care team
  • Residents’ birthdays and anniversaries
  • Day centre treats

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Working with your venue

Many venues set rules for catering vans: parking spots, arrival times and documents. Send us your venue’s requirements and we will confirm what we can provide.

For repeat bookings, such as regular staff lunches or annual fairs, let us know your dates early, so we can plan ahead.

About our care home fish and chips in Brasted Chart

Many residents prefer smaller portions on a plate, and we plan that with you. We serve mushy peas, haddock and chips and gravy, and typical bookings are for visiting days and day centres and lunch clubs.

Care homes in Brasted Chart frequently have a small car park or drive, so we plan a spot that keeps emergency access clear. Tell us about dietary needs and allergies when you enquire, and we’ll be straight with you about what we can do.

Fish and chips with peas and a mug of tea on a wooden table
Where
Brasted Chart (TN16)
County
Greater London
On the menu
Cod and haddock, chips, sausages and pies
On the side
Mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy
Quotes
Ask us for a quote
Updated
24 October 2026

FAQs for Brasted Chart

Which station is closest to Brasted Chart?

The closest is Sevenoaks station, roughly 3.6 miles away.

Is parking a problem for the van in Brasted Chart?

It can be, so tell us about driveways, yards, car parks or a council suspension. We will plan around it.

What’s on the menu?

Fish and chips, of course, plus sausage or pie and chips. The sides are mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy.

Do you have allergen information?

Yes, we can tell you which allergens are in each item. Battered fish contains fish and, in standard batter, gluten. Send us any allergies in writing.

Do you do regular visits?

Ask us about repeat dates when you enquire.

How much does a fish and chip van visit cost in Brasted Chart?

We quote for each booking, based on your numbers and timings. Tell us your date and rough numbers for a clear quote.

How long does set-up take?

We get there in good time to set up. Timings are agreed in advance.

Do you take everything away?

We take the van and everything with it, and leave the spot tidy. It helps to have bins near the hatch.

What a fish and chip van costs

These are the factors that matter most:

  • Travel, tolls and road charges
  • The number of meals
  • How easy the site is to reach
  • Any minimum charge

Got a budget? Let us know, and we will suggest a menu and timing to match. Keeping the menu short is normally the best value.

Getting an accurate quote

When you contact us, it helps to tell us:

  • Where the van would park
  • Where the event is
  • Dietary needs, with numbers
  • Expected numbers

Most quotes start with a few simple details: date, address, numbers and serving time. To send them, use our quote form.

Food your guests will love

Haddock and chips

Haddock has loyal fans: sweeter and a touch firmer than cod. Ask us about offering haddock alongside or instead of cod.

Curry sauce

The chip shop’s own curry sauce is mild and a little sweet, perfect with chips or a sausage.

Planning for dietary needs

Nearly every event has some special diets. To plan for them:

  • Count families who are joining in
  • Let us know if smaller portions suit
  • Pick a time that suits the home’s day
  • Plan it with your catering manager

Room service goes up covered and hot.

A bit of music from residents’ younger days helps.

Space, access and the venue

Every site is different, so we’ll ask about yours when you contact us. Generally, we look for:

  • Not right beside residents’ rooms
  • A lit spot for evening service
  • Access the van can manage

As a London location, Brasted Chart is inside the Ultra Low Emission Zone, and parking takes planning: tell us about driveways, yards, car parks or a council parking suspension.

If you’re unsure, send a picture of the space and the way in, and we will say what we think before booking.

What we serve

  • Gravy
  • Sausage and chips
  • Cod and chips
  • Pie and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Haddock and chips

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DIY versus a fish and chip van

DIY food keeps costs down, but the host spends the event serving. Booking the van means hot food and no stress.

You could do a chip-shop run for everyone yourself, but it rarely works for a crowd. Long waits and a drive home mean food arrives lukewarm and soggy. With a van, it is fried on the spot.

Care home visits in Brasted Chart

Brasted Chart is about 4 miles west of Sevenoaks, in Greater London. People in Brasted Chart book us for all sorts of reasons, but the plan is always the same: a level spot for the van, a time to eat and food fried to order. We serve all 764 towns and villages across Greater London. We serve events right across the region, from Brasted Chart to London (18 miles away).

For families visiting by train, the closest railway station is Sevenoaks station, roughly 3.6 miles east of the centre. Old photos of Dryhill Nature Reserve can spark conversation during a van visit. Brasted Chart is within about 6 miles of the Kent Downs National Landscape, a nice prompt for residents’ memories of days out.

We serve care home visits across TN16. From Chart Lane and Pipers Lane or a nearby road, we can park up and fry there. Close by, we cover care home visits in Brasted (1 mile north), Toy's Hill (1 mile south), Sundridge (1 mile north-east), Ide Hill (2 miles south-east) and Goathurst Common (2 miles south-east). We also serve nearby towns such as Orpington (8 miles north), Thornton Heath (13 miles north-west), Croydon (11 miles north-west), Streatham (15 miles north-west), Bromley (10 miles north) and West Norwood (14 miles north-west).

Other landmarks nearby include Tandridge Priory (3.3 miles west). The countryside around Brasted Chart includes Betsom's Hill and Dryhill Nature Reserve.

Map of Brasted Chart © OpenStreetMap contributors

Why fried-to-order beats a buffet

Your kitchen could cook it, but a van turns it into an occasion. There’s no one-size-fits-all price for a fish and chip van. A one-hour staff lunch is a different job from serving all afternoon at a fête. We set everything out in your quote.

What you get with us

  • Works on wet days as well as sunny ones
  • Everything cooked to order at your event
  • The classic sides: peas, curry sauce and gravy
  • A menu almost everyone likes

See our prices page or the cost guide.

How it works

We need a level, firm place to park the van, close to where people will eat, and we agree exactly where before the day. In Brasted Chart, late spring and early autumn evenings stay light until about 8:50pm and 7:05pm; for winter visits, choose lunchtime.

  1. Get in touch with the basics: when, where and roughly how many.
  2. A photo of the parking spot helps us check the van will fit.
  3. A week or so before, we confirm timings and numbers.
  4. We park, open the hatch and start frying for residents.
  5. Once the last portion is out, we pack up and go.

Getting ready for the day

  • Leave room in front of the hatch for a queue
  • Clear the route for the van
  • Give us a contact for the day

Get a quote

Tell us your date, venue or postcode and roughly how many people, plus when you’d like to eat, and you will get a clear price. Just fill in our quote form.

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Related guides

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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